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#354

Lil Lincoln just learned from pit master Bob.... suck all the moisture out of the meat until dry...  it’s a sooner tradition.

#361
12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

That might help the dryness.

#368

Dont care about puppies or Jesus, but that brisket is an absolute abortion. No just god would tolerate that mess.

#370
22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

He is used to meat with a specific girth.

#375
8 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

He smoked it using unfiltered cigarettes from a tax free Indian smoke shop. 

Edited by Murfdogg21

#376
4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

It might make a pretty effective desiccant for my gun cabinet.

#377

Lincoln Riley likes his brisket well done, fresh out of the oven, doused with plenty of sauce, and chopped into tiny pieces and served into a sandwich.

#380

He doesn’t care about the brisket.  He was busy tending to the smoked dicks and forgot to remove the brisket at the proper time.

#382
22 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I bet that dumb sonofabitch orders his steak medium-well with a side of ketchup.  What a worthless human being.

 

Mahomeeee style...

 

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#386
23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:
23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I have a feeling that Riley isn’t getting the responses to that tweet that he thought he was gonna get.

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

Edited by Teamdirtyleg

#387
On 4/6/2021 at 10:16 AM, Teamdirtyleg said:

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

He probably promised to approve the transfer if he had some of the brisket. He tried it then Reilly said "psych!" and still refuses the transfer. Because he sucks.

  • 4 months later...
#393

Lincoln Riley definitely took Carey Murdock's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never called her again.

 

#396

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

#397
On 8/23/2021 at 6:31 PM, BigSwingingD said:

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

 

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