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#108
On 11/25/2018 at 11:19 PM, Chilly Water said:

Every year, Lincoln Riley goes by himself to get his picture taken with a mall Santa.

and every year, when santa asks him what he wants for christmas, lincoln giggles and whispers, "cocks"

#109

after coaching a stressful game of "gobble the cocks," lincoln riley likes to relax with a fine old fashioned cocktail.  his preferred recipe is 7-up with a splash of crown royale maple. 

#110

lincoln riley enjoys taco bell bean burritos, hold the onions and hot sauce, because that's just too spicy.

#113

Lincoln Riley leaves the Christmas lights on his house up all year long. 

#114

Lincoln Riley thinks a visor is a good way to hide a receding hairline.

#123

Lincoln Riley prefers paper and plastic.  

Lincoln Riley laughed hysterically when Old Yeller died.  

Lincoln Riley takes money from the Salvation Army buckets.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

#129
Just now, pops said:

Lincoln Riley just leaves his shopping cart next to his car

Lincoln Riley leaves his shopping cart BEHIND your car

#130

Lincoln Riley picks up things from the supermarket, then decides he doesn't want them and just leaves them wherever instead of putting them back where he found them.

Lincoln Riley doesn't tip, even though these people depend on tips for a living.

Lincoln Riley thinks separating kids from the parents is pretty neat, and should be extended beyond just the border.

 

#138

When Lincoln Riley visits Austin, his go to places are Magnolia Farms in Waco, the San Marcos outlet mall and the Hooters off Riverside.

#142

Lincoln Riley went to a Middle Eastern restaurant that serves camel penis.  He sent it back because it wasn't big enough.

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