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Lincoln Riley named his first born daughter Grundle.  

Every year, Lincoln Riley goes by himself to get his picture taken with a mall Santa.

Lincoln Riley coaches at Oklahoma.

On 11/25/2018 at 11:19 PM, Chilly Water said:

Every year, Lincoln Riley goes by himself to get his picture taken with a mall Santa.

and every year, when santa asks him what he wants for christmas, lincoln giggles and whispers, "cocks"

after coaching a stressful game of "gobble the cocks," lincoln riley likes to relax with a fine old fashioned cocktail.  his preferred recipe is 7-up with a splash of crown royale maple. 

lincoln riley enjoys taco bell bean burritos, hold the onions and hot sauce, because that's just too spicy.

Lincoln Riley use laser light christmas decorations.

Lincoln Riley leaves the Christmas lights on his house up all year long. 

Lincoln Riley thinks a visor is a good way to hide a receding hairline.

Lincoln Riley beats up the handicapped kids

Lincoln Riley edits the genome of babies TO GIVE them HIV.

Lincoln Riley does not let people know that in order to ensure quality service their calls are being monitored or recorded.

Lincoln Riley gets sex advice from Cosmo.

Lincoln Riley prefers paper and plastic.  

Lincoln Riley laughed hysterically when Old Yeller died.  

Lincoln Riley takes money from the Salvation Army buckets.  

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Lincoln Riley just leaves his shopping cart next to his car

Lincoln RIley waits a full 15 seconds at the intersection turn lane after the light turns green.  

Just now, pops said:

Lincoln Riley just leaves his shopping cart next to his car

Lincoln Riley leaves his shopping cart BEHIND your car

Lincoln Riley picks up things from the supermarket, then decides he doesn't want them and just leaves them wherever instead of putting them back where he found them.

Lincoln Riley doesn't tip, even though these people depend on tips for a living.

Lincoln Riley thinks separating kids from the parents is pretty neat, and should be extended beyond just the border.

 

Lincoln Riley prefers to sit in traffic. He sets in GPS app to take him on the longest route.

Lincoln Riley won't buy Venetian blinds because he thinks Silvio Berlusconi would spy on him if he did.

Lincoln Riley can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Crunch.

When Lincoln Riley visits Austin, his go to places are Magnolia Farms in Waco, the San Marcos outlet mall and the Hooters off Riverside.

Lincoln Riley cuts the bark off his brisket

Lincoln Riley went to a Middle Eastern restaurant that serves camel penis.  He sent it back because it wasn't big enough.

Lincoln Riley thinks the new Dos Equis ads are better

Lincoln Riley farts in crowded elevators

The only way that Lincoln Riley can get laid is to crawl up a chcken’s ass and wait.

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