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Lincoln Riley wishes there were more "Dilly, Dilly" commercials and is hoping for an eventual sitcom to be created.

Lincoln Riley thinks Vic’s cholas are morally grounded geniuses, too skinny and should spend more time posting selfies on social media. 

Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

Barkeep! I'll have whatever he's drinking. On the rocks.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley's favorite Beatle is Yoko Ono.

Oooooooh, that's cold.

Lincoln Riley's favorite hair metal band is Nelson.

Edited by Rimbo

Lincoln Riley has a shirtless Childish Gambino poster in his bedroom. Because he "really likes him as an artist".

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Oooooooh, that's cold.

Lincoln Riley's favorite hair metal band is Nelson.

Lincoln Riley’s True Love And Affection is for shit flavored dicks.

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Lincoln Riley is living proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Lincoln Riley is proof God has a sense of humor. 

Lincoln Riley believes there are 33 different genders and considers himself to be gender-fluid.

lincoln riley excitedly pulled the plastic off of his first issue of cooks illustrated, only to be sorely disappointed when he realized it wasn't cocks illustrated

Edited by elfenix

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

34 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

56 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Lincoln Riley believes there are 33 different genders and considers himself to be gender-fluid.

Lincoln Riley likes to drink male fluids for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Liquid diet.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

Man. Been a long time since I've seen a timecube reference. 

There goes my productivity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited by ztejas

Here's a mirror link, better than the wiki for the undoctrinated: https://ti.mecu.be/

"Please leave this site if you are easily offended." 😂

Edited by ztejas

Lincoln Riley uses OU hate threads to make transparent digs at other Surly posters.

Lincoln Riley's mama sang bass.

Lincoln Riley's spiritual advisor is Barry Switzer.

Lincoln Riley had a headache at Lukenbach, Texas.

Lincoln Riley went to Oral Roberts for all the wrong reasons.  

Lincoln Riley helped several of his friends transfer their retirement savings over to bitcoin in November of 2017 because "this stuff is going to be big." 

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

Lincoln Riley made me glad I don't have kids

Lincoln Riley still has a Myspace page

Lincoln Riley shot a man in Reno just to miss and end up getting arrested for assault, after the man he missed kicked his sorry ass into next week. And that man's name was ... Liberace!

Lincoln Riley is the president of his HOA. 

Lincoln RIley spends most of his free time posting on the Politics board. 

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley shot a man in Reno just to miss

Should have just cut it there

Lincoln Riley agrees with Tim Brewster that #TheStation is #Lit

Lincoln Riley licks the cream out from the middle of Oreo's then throws out the cookies.

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili. 

Dude... too far. The man has a family. 

A very, very close-knit family. 

Lincoln Riley is just living his best life. 

Out of all The Godfather movies, Lincoln Riley prefers Godfather 3

Lincoln Riley gets excited for every Rocky spin-off. 

Lincoln Riley went to London and was disappointed to find out Big Ben was a clock.  

Lincoln Riley hates HEB
Lincoln Riley wishes last call was at 10p
Lincoln Riley goes to San Diego for Taco Bell
Lincoln Riley goes to NYC just to visit Staten Island

Lincoln Riley is a fan of the Patriots, Yankees, Warriors and the Crimson Tide. 

Lincoln Riley’s wife still needs to speak to the manager. 

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lincoln riley still owns pleated khakis.

lincoln riley requested a bachelorette cake for his bachelor party.

Lincoln Riley gobbles little boy cock on the play ground.  Including Ewok’s little peen.  He even gives a reach around and a finger in the butt as he gobbles.

Lincoln Riley got offended when a hot girl sexted him. 
Lincoln loves to receive dick pics

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