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On ‎11‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 11:41 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Lincoln Riley puts the empty milk jug back in the refrigerator. 

Just threw away two empty milk jugs from refrigerator. What the fuck is Lincoln Riley doing at my house?

**Side note: Unusual amount of suggestions for bestiality porn coming up on my iPad when I visit Pornhub???

Edited by Crusher

Lincoln Riley does armpit farts at funerals.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

Riley looks like he's gonna spend his life having one epiphany after another, always thinking he's finally figured out what's holding him back, and how he can finally be productive and creative and turn his life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's just how he is. The thing standing in the way of his dreams is the person having them.

Lincoln Riley's father went out for "a pack of cigarettes" and then Adrian Peterson fucked his mom and whipped him with a riding crop.

Lincoln Riley was a forgotten character in the original Wizard of Oz story.  He wanted a bag of dicks, but he had many bags at home sweet home.    

Lincoln Riley thought LOST really found its stride after the first few boring seasons.  Especially the ending. 

Lincoln Riley would take Toby Keith over Willie, any day. 

Lincoln Riley’s favorite Pandora station is Coldplay (Holiday). 

Lincoln Riley likes to tag along with Coach Bro when he’s out looking for action. 

Lincoln Riley's favorite song in the whole world is "Barbie Girl"

Lincoln Riley likes to tag along with Coach Bro when he’s out looking for action. 

Riley takes the fat one...
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Lincoln Riley has no comment on Tom Herman's game... Even though Herman won the last one.

 

 

Lincoln Riley argues rating numbers for the 18-49 demographic for am Dallas radio. 

Lincoln Riley believes Corporal Upham should be promoted to Captain Upham

Lincoln Riley screams at the umps at his kid's Little League games.

Lincoln Riley wants to tell you about his fantasy football team.

Lincoln Riley dips his French fries in mayonnaise.

57 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Lincoln Riley wants to tell you about his fantasy football team.

He drafted based on how much he wants to have sex with them.

Lincoln Riley invented gender reveal parties and likes videos of them on facebook.

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Lincoln Riley’s wife still needs to speak to the manager. 

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Imagine being worth that much money and that's what you go home to at night.

Michelle has a rockin bod and some Southern-charm style and a little piss and vinegar. That's what makes a real coach's wife.

Lincoln Riley celebrates Michael Bolton’s entire catalog.

Lincoln Riley had a Top 40 pop hit in 1989.

[edit: I went back and looked up to see if that was a sufficiently shitty year... my God, it was even worse than I remembered]

Edited by Rimbo

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

lincoln riley still owns pleated khakis.

Hey..!
I happen to like pleated khakis... I mean corduroy khakis...

A good pair of corduroy are hard to find (like the defense of OU) #Ouch...

Lincoln Riley keeps his socks on during sex

Lincoln Riley keeps his air conditioning at 68 degrees the entire summer while he and his family are on vacation.

17 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Hey..!
I happen to like pleated khakis... I mean corduroy khakis...

A good pair of corduroy are hard to find (like the defense of OU) #Ouch...

Not sure if you're a fatass or not but here you go kopp0e

https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/jeans/511-slim-fit-corduroy-pants/p/045113114?Camp=SEM*EC*US*EN*DSA - Men*goog**20181102*&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3IPgBRCAARIsABb-iGI-codUoqbmkyRAT8dcBX0wYzWKlTOWcrdePQjDvS94oLiKYmXvDpAaAuD8EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Best pair of cords on the market for the price

Lincoln Riley does not use the bottom of his shoe to flush public toilets. 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Lotta Kyler Murray-sized legs on those pants. 

4 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Lincoln Riley thinks Dusty Dvoracek is good at broadcasting.

Lincoln Riley thinks Petros Papadakis is the zeinith of sports broadcasting.

Lincoln Riley is pleased when he sees road closureson IH-35 on the way to Dallas, because he can turn around and say, "Hey, means more time together!"  

Lincoln Riley was NOT named for the sixteenth president, but for the back seat he was conceived in.

His mom wanted to name him after his father, but she wan't sue which Shriner it was.

Lincoln Riley skates solo during couples only. 

Lincoln Riley separately bags every piece of fruit he gets at the grocery store.

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