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Bama losing will really mess up Aggy’s SOS. Could be the end of their season depending how this goes. 

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I know Bama is in the playoffs no matter what, I want Bama to lose to hear Danielson lose his shit. 

Very unlikely 2L Bama makes the playoffs. They would need tOSU and OU to both lose. UCF is a wildcard in that situation.

With a non-conference of:
2-9 Louisville 
7-4 Arkansas State
6-5 Louisiana Lafayette
4-6 Citadel 
Show me a quality win. 

Aggies?

what a pussy ending to a half. SEC just means more. 

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This is the only current rivalry that holds a candle to Texas/OU. 

Neither coach calling a time out is so badass. 

"I double dare you motherfucker"

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1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Weird end to half.  Pussies.

Devils advocate but I like it. 

Gus: We're gonna go after the punt to try and make a play!!  Then throw a double pass for a TD!!  Then.... run the clock out to end the half...

Watching Saban in that interview reminds me of that little Yankees twat from Bad News Bears at the end when he’s telling the Bears they’re still not good but got they got guts. 

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Just now, Underdog said:

Watching Saban in that interview reminds me of that little Yankees twat from Bad News Bears at the end when he’s telling the Bears they’re still not good but got they got guts. 

I'm pretty sure he almost slipped and said "yeah we didn't cover it you stupid bitch. Can I go now?"

lol he says,  its ok Texas is gonna win next week anyway

 

ill have a cut of his jib

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5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So after Bama loses this game and the SEC CCG do we get them in the Sugar Bowl after we beat OU sux again

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5 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Bama isn’t losing this game.

And you know this, man.

- SEC commish

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Just quoting tits

I feel like you're riding a gravy train for rep...

Fuck it. Doesn't matter. Those are some 10/10 knockers.

push off like a mother fucker

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I feel like you're riding a gravy train for rep...

Fuck it. Doesn't matter. Those are some 10/10 knockers.

I just like being on one page and seeing them as I scroll

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1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I just like being on one page and seeing them as I scroll

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Saban's halftime speech: 

This is fucking Alabama. Any questions? 

Alabama doesn't cover crossing routes the same as Michigan.

Just give Tua the heisman already...   dude is crazy good

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1 minute ago, Loco said:

Just give Tua the heisman already...   dude is crazy good

He's like if Murray wasn't a turnover prone cunt.

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Bama is going to kill someone. Jesus fuck.

Just call the season. 

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I wouldn't be surprised if Saban sits him for all 4 quarters.

 These fucking piece of shit announcers would cover up the fucking murder if in Alabama player committed it on camera in front of everybody 

 Sean Watson and tim back just said what the fuck it that play

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Malzahn math:

If we get 2 yards past the line of scrimmage each time, we're BOUND to make a first down at some point!

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Y'all are acting like Auburn is playing Ole Miss.

Case in point: shut up (about the playcalling*) and watch the game.

Edited by ztejas

Shut the fuck up Danielson. Ruins the game openly rooting for Bama

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