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#251

Listening to Jimbo talk, I get aggy's infatuation now. He's straight off the farm. 

Also, they just referred to Chiziki as "Chiz", which sounded a lot like "Jizz" which seems strangely appropriate for an aggy halftime show. 

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#253
3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Still cant figure out how LSU never has a QB worth anything

They can't even do anything with curated hand me downs like Burrow. 

OU meanwhile....

#254
Just now, Bullneck said:

The sideline girl asks one question and Jimbo expounds with his PhD dissertation.

And in hick speak language.  Impressive.

#256
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Boomhauer?

King of the Hill is the official animated sitcom of the SEC? 

Propane and propane accessories. 

They just mean more. 

#260
OOO Shit, Dumbo is looking for his first (and only) signature win at aggy, bet they paint that score on the stadium win or lose.

You seem to forget they already covered the spread against Bama this year so...
#261
5 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

aggy winning at halftime, and will also win halftime. 

So they'll be 2-1 today when the game's over.

#262
9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Boomhauer?

King of the Hill is the official animated sitcom of the SEC? 

The Hill family are devout Longhorn fans.

#263

It’s not so much that LSU will eventually do something to win, its more about aggy doing something aggy to fucking lose.

#264
10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Boomhauer?

King of the Hill is the official animated sitcom of the SEC? 

Not likely.

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#265
Just now, Hamttx said:

It’s not so much that LSU will eventually do something to win, its more about aggy doing something aggy to fucking lose.

Why not both?

#266

Rag arm burreaux returns next year, right?  I sure hope so.   

How the fuck did LSU win 9, and how overrated is the entire SEC outside Bama if this team beat UGA.  The SEC dominance narrative has worn itself out, but this year it's beyond ridiculous.  It feels like beef supreme running around the arena looking for SEC teams to rank.  

#267
1 minute ago, Treefidy said:

Rag arm burreaux returns next year, right?  I sure hope so.   

How the fuck did LSU win 9, and how overrated is the entire SEC outside Bama if this team beat UGA.  The SEC dominance narrative has worn itself out, but this year it's beyond ridiculous.  It feels like beef supreme running around the arena looking for SEC teams to rank.  

Bowls will reveal all. 

#269
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bowls will reveal all. 

Bowls revealed all last season, but Bama and Georgia skewed the perception.  

#270
2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bowls will reveal all. 

Another lie of the false narrative 

when SEC matches teams after everyone else has made their selections. 

#273

Zero chance that aggy will be matched up with a team who can pass the ball at even a barely competent level.

#274
3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bowls will reveal all. 

Maybe, maybe not, since they'll both get to pick and chose someone they know or think they can defeat.

#279

Probably been mentioned but I’m just tuning in and wow Pyle field looks actually like a pile of shit. What happened to the grass?

#280
2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bowls will reveal all. 

Until next September when the polls remember Bama is really good but forgets the SEC went 2-8 overall.   Half the conference gets ranked preseason with 4 of the top 10 spots, 1-2 from each of the other 4.   Rinse.  Repeat. 

#283
1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe, maybe not, since they'll both get to pick and chose someone they know or think they can defeat.

How or why other conferences allow this to happen I'll never know. 

#289
3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

How or why other conferences allow this to happen I'll never know. 

Bowl contracts are negotiated between the bowl and each conference individually.  The SEC didn’t sign their bowl contracts until everyone else had and slipped in that clause.  It pissed everyone off but there is nothing they can do about it now.  It won’t happen again when they renegotiate in 2025.

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

Case Burrow with the scramble. 

A Derpy Case ending to this game would be so beautiful.

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