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Kliff Kingsbury is out as Tech coach - Introducing Matt Wells! (Utah St.)

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I’d like to have Kansas Jayhawks Dc they have 17 INTs on the year

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  • Man it’s a damn shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy  like that

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    He doesn’t believe in superstars, organic food, and foreign cars.  He doesn'’t believe the price of gold, the certainty of growing old, that right is right and left is wrong, that north and south can’

  • You sound like you wear tailored jerseys. slorch has been here a long time and most people love having him, and other fans from different schools, around. If you want to close out your internet w

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What movies is that?

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

What movies is that?

Better Off Dead. It’s the best of the 80s wrapped up in obscure hilarious weirdness. If you haven’t seen it you should. I can’t describe how badass it is. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d like to have Kansas Jayhawks Dc they have 17 INTs on the year

You might want to look at the other stats too

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Better Off Dead. It’s the best of the 80s wrapped up in obscure hilarious weirdness. If you haven’t seen it you should. I can’t describe how badass it is. 

I want my two dollars!

"Sources"

hell, everyone here at surly could be a source - we've all been saying it all week.

It's not done until Kirby says so in a presser.

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Better Off Dead. It’s the best of the 80s wrapped up in obscure hilarious weirdness. If you haven’t seen it you should. I can’t describe how badass it is. 

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Man it’s a damn shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy  like that

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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1 minute ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


It’s the #1 Christmas movie of all time. At least it should be.

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Just now, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


It’s the #1 Christmas movie of all time. At least it should be.

Bite your tongue, heathen.

Die Hard is the #1 Christmas movie of all time.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Better Off Dead. It’s the best of the 80s wrapped up in obscure hilarious weirdness. If you haven’t seen it you should. I can’t describe how badass it is. 

Tom and Michelle rented it for their first stay at home date ... allegedly.

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2 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


It’s the #1 Christmas movie of all time. At least it should be.

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Better Off Dead. It’s the best of the 80s wrapped up in obscure hilarious weirdness. If you haven’t seen it you should. I can’t describe how badass it is. 

Nicole, you’re all right.  I think the family is going to watch this movie this weekend.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’d take him in a second 

You can’t last longer than one second?

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A little trivia for ya. In Hot Tub Time Machine, when Cusack is looking at all the 80’s outfits, you hear someone in the background say “where’s my two dollars.”
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

You can’t last longer than one second?

Most mediocre 30 seconds of his life, I’d give him

2 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Bite your tongue, heathen.

Die Hard is the #1 Christmas movie of all time.

and here I was about to nominate It’s a Wonderful Life 

Bite your tongue, heathen.
Die Hard is the #1 Christmas movie of all time.


Bad Santa, by a mile. Followed by Elf.
48 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not a shocker.

count me in the group that would like him to be our OC next year. 

Yep. Imagine Mahomes with CJ, LJH, and DD.

2 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Bite your tongue, heathen.

Die Hard is the #1 Christmas movie of all time.

Die hard is the best Christmas movie. I hope your Christmas tree burns to the ground (though). 

 

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You might want to look at the other stats too

Consider that team has had 18 wins since 2010. I think. But fuck the stats. They could barely field a team a few years ago. Like who would have thought that Orlando would be the one we throw our shit at now.

4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

and here I was about to nominate It’s a Wonderful Life 

Noooooo

9 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Nicole, you’re all right.  I think the family is going to watch this movie this weekend.

Sweet! I’m validated as a poster! Also I really do NOT understand what I am watching with the Rutgers game. 

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You can’t last longer than one second?

There's only one way to find out.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sweet! I’m validated as a poster! 

Not quite.  We have rules, we’ve all had to follow them, now it’s your turn. 

20 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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mother will be very disappointed if we aren't directly in front of the school. You should not disappoint mother... EVER!

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Not quite.  We have rules, we’ve all had to follow them, now it’s your turn. 

I married one of y’all. That should count. 

3 minutes ago, Stu said:

mother will be very disappointed if we aren't directly in front of the school. You should not disappoint mother... EVER!

Right off! You’re really bringing  me over man! 

Kliff needs to go away for a couple of years. He’s got plenty of money and he’s not married. He’ll probably end up in the TV Booth for awhile. 

27 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Briles to the Red phone please.

Neither one of them had better even remotely be in the conversation.

Fuck that.

 

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Better Off Dead is good, but FTARH is the best Christmas movie

 

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Briles was as of late last year. I was in the CEO’s office of a large OFS company and Kirby was in there the day before. There was a group vying heavily for Briles.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I married one of y’all. That should count. 

Horrible your judgment is.

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Right off! You’re really bringing  me over man! 

are you in the wives thread at all...?

MensaTom needs to bring Bro to "consult" TO FUCKING DAY.  Make sure we outscore 0U and bowl opp. No bar to leaving if NFL comes calling, or it might not work out.... but it's god damned sure worth a try.

Once more for old time's sake.  I'll always remember him this way, with that boutonniere.

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Horrible your judgment is.

He’s a catch! 

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

are you in the wives thread at all...?

Yes I think? For doing dumbass shit. 

I know this is not the appropriate thread and I gave out all my rep but this Rutgers game? The fuck?

No one is hiring Briles.  Some team in the NFL tried to and the blowback was too hard even there.

Just now, longhornmatt said:

If they hire Briles they will (a) probably win, and (b) instantly become the most despicable program in college football.  I don’t think Tech is that craven.  A&M and Baylor would actually do it and somehow convince themselves they’re morally superior to everyone else, but Tech isn’t completely detached from reality even if they have some idiot boosters with oil money.

Nooooooooooo! Watch and see if they steal (which would be) the HC of the Mean Green.

Uh, should we make room for him in some capacity? Never hurts to have decent offensive minds hanging around.



Would love it but his style doesn’t fit Herman

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