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End of the first quarter and TCU is dominating. They are also somehow losing 3-0.

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How much is Patterson sweating?

As I read that they were showing him toweling himself off.

It sure would be a shame if you handed TCU a losing season and kept them out of a bowl, Pokes. Such a shame.

I would pay money for Pokes punt returner. Instead of fair catching a ball on his own 5, he let it bounce harmlessly into the endzone

its almost like you coached him to do that

2 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

No energy in that stadium.  Go big 12

They should make sounds with that frog train thing. Always fires them up.

Still 3-0 with 7 minutes left till halftime.  It's a Big XII scorefest barnburner.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Still 3-0 with 7 minutes left till halftime.  It's a Big XII scorefest barnburner.

Ain’t it amazing when neither team gives a shit. 

TCU’s third-string QB, in his first-ever start, just nailed a slant TD to give the Frogs some life at the end of the half. Pokes look terribad. 

8 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

We have 37 total yards

And this is probably your best one.

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Sooooo uh, what happened to your offense?

Corndogged. He’s either beat WV/UT great or lose to KSU/TT awful. I knew which one would show up today but I tried to convince myself I was just be negative. I can not wait for him to be gone and no longer an option for Gundy.
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How the hell does okie state always give us a game. They look so bad the rest of the year 

We’ve played 4 good games this year. Boise St, UT, WVU, and Ou. All ranked teams. Looked like total dog shit vs TT, KSU, and BU. All shitty teams. Weirdest fucking team we’ve had. Probably ever.

We’ve played 4 good games this year. Boise St, UT, WVU, and Ou. All ranked teams. Looked like total dog shit vs TT, KSU, and BU. All shitty teams. Weirdest fucking team we’ve had. Probably ever.

Makes no sense whatsoever. And this is the worst we’ve played all year.
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Makes no sense whatsoever. And this is the worst we’ve played all year.

This is hard too watch. I’m about to turn it off.

I’m at a bar drinking with the wife. I’ll see it through.

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I’m going to watch Real Sports then Downton Abbey.

Is there any program more bipolar than OSU under Gundy? When they're on, Katy bar the door & strap it up tight. But when they come out flat they don't even bother getting off the bus. It's a shame they've been on the last fucking decade against us, or so it seems.

Damn the stoolwater pokes are embarrassing

Only one more game with Corndog.  One. more. game.

2 minutes ago, Boomer said:

Damn the stoolwater pokes are embarrassing

You’re a silly, stupid bitch, and I hope the Horns beat your brains in. 

 

Is there any program more bipolar than OSU under Gundy? When they're on, Katy bar the door & strap it up tight. But when they come out flat they don't even bother getting off the bus. It's a shame they've been on the last fucking decade against us, or so it seems.

We’ve never had a season like this where we play well against good teams and Ike shut against shut teams. I do t expect this to be the norm. We’ll go back to winning 10 games a year and losing Bedlam in heart wrenching fashion. That’s our norm.
1 minute ago, DejaVu said:

You’re a silly, stupid bitch, and I hope the Horns beat your brains in. 

 

Mental midget. Throw a turkey leg 

This team has a fucking mental block. My god it hits you in the hands and you can’t get the int. Jesus fucking Christ.

God we lost to this team. 

So did West Virginia, and Boise State, and goddamned near OU. You’re not special.
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

7 minutes to go in the 3rd.

 

OSU has 52 yards of offense.

It makes me excited for a bowl game in Shreveport on Christmas Eve night. 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

7 minutes to go in the 3rd.

 

OSU has 52 yards of offense.

Isn’t this a full Watson?

It makes me excited for a bowl game in Shreveport on Christmas Eve night. 

Well crush a bowl game. Gundy loves low tier bowl games. This team has talent we just play like shit sometimes for reasons.

What the hell? There’s some life left in this team. I’m back in.

What the hell? There’s some life left in this team. I’m back in.

Fingers crossed. At this point I just want to see Fatterson sweat himself half to death.

Hey, let’s get a penalty on 3rd and long, then let’s let a guy go completely uncovered to the end zone. Only this team can ever accomplish this amazing series of events.

Fatterson can eat my asshole. Defender tackles the wr before the ball is thrown and no flag. Fuck everything. I’m just glad to make a bowl. Fuck this team. Thanks Corn for the top ten wins. Sorry shit teams give you fits.

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