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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    South Austin

    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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I remember a time when I wanted this guy to be our coach of we couldn't get Herman.  

1 minute ago, Plorant said:

I remember a time when I wanted this guy to be our coach of we couldn't get Herman.  

Yeah, I think the was the "next big thing" a couple of years ago. Course, so was Charlie Strong. And Charlie Weis. Never hire a coach named Charlie or named after a hat.

I don't know why they fired him--at least he gave them a fighting chance to succeed. 

I’m wrong a lot, but I never wanted Fedora as the HC at Texas. Dude is a bigger pussy than Mack Brown and less of a coach. So he’ll probably be our next OC. 

3 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Yeah, I think the was the "next big thing" a couple of years ago. Course, so was Charlie Strong. And Charlie Weis. Never hire a coach named Charlie or named after a hat.

So, let's NOT hire this guy:

 

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Mike Houston, James Madison university head coach.  Back to back National championship runs 1-1.  He may be the guy.

2 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Yeah, I think the was the "next big thing" a couple of years ago. Course, so was Charlie Strong. And Charlie Weis. Never hire a coach named Charlie or named after a hat.

Was about to post this.  He was the next "thing" until his record really fell off a cliff the last two years.  (3-9 and 2-10.)  Have no idea what happened.

But Fedora works out a lot—so he’s cool bro. Remember that one time he showed his abs? I bet Subliminal mambers.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Was about to post this.  He was the next "thing" until his record really fell off a cliff the last two years.  (3-9 and 2-10.)  Have no idea what happened.

I've only seen a couple of his games. He impressed me as a decent X & O guy, but his teams always seemed soft. 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m wrong a lot, but I never wanted Fedora as the HC at Texas. Dude is a bigger pussy than Mack Brown and less of a coach. So he’ll probably be our next OC. 

Please not at Texas......

Found this..... In 2005, Fedora joined Mike Gundy's staff at Oklahoma State as OC

Heel06 was sucking Fedora’s dick pretty hard, of course he was sucking everyone’s dick, that’s the Carolina Way. 

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http://footballscoop.com/news/whispers-north-carolina/

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Larry Fedora is officially out as North Carolina’s head coach. Although there are a number of viable candidates, FootballScoop has been hearing for weeks a whisper within the profession that Mack Brown might be the choice if UNC decided to move on from Fedora.

On Sunday ESPN’s Tom Luginbill said on Sirius XM radio that Brown would be the next UNC head coach.

Brown has worked as an ESPN studio analyst since resigning at Texas after the 2013 season.

Best remembered for his 16-year stint at Texas, Brown is still the second-winningest head coach in North Carolina history, going 69-46-1 from 1988-97. His teams posted four AP top 20 finishes, including a No. 4 mark in 1997 that led to him taking the Texas job.

Hiring Brown could be a budget option for North Carolina, who will pay Fedora $12 million not to coach. Additionally, Brown likely wouldn’t demand significant buyout language; which has to be something that appeals to UNC leadership.

While the possibility of Brown returning to Chapel Hill is well established at this point, the whisper sources have told FootballScoop is that Gene Chizik could hop aboard as Brown’s defensive coordinator.

Chizik worked as Brown’s defensive coordinator for two seasons at Texas, including the 2005 national championship season. That success led him to the Iowa State head job, then to Auburn.

While Chizik has worked as Brown’s defensive coordinator previously, he has also worked as UNC’s defensive coordinator before — and not under Brown. After spending the 2013-14 seasons out of the game, Chizik was Fedora’s defensive coordinator in 2015-16. He has spent the last two years out of coaching, working as an analyst for SEC Network.

Additionally, Chizik could return to Chapel Hill with the understanding that Brown, who will be 68 when the 2019 season kicks off, would only serve as UNC’s head coach for a short time before replacing Bubba Cunningham as athletics director, allowing Chizik to replace Brown as the Tar Heels’ head coach.

There are, obviously, a lot of moving parts to this one, so stay tuned to The Scoop for all the latest.

 

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Brown has worked as an ESPN studio analyst since resigning at Texas after the 2013 season.

 

Resigning....is that what they call it?

They'll need to bring Mad Dog out of retirement to get the whole band back together. 

Mack already putting his name out there via the media? Or does it have legs?

Mack's already in Florida killing himself for the Tar Heels, getting reporters fired, complaining about the fans, and blaming his players for the next loss.

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14 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They'll need to bring Mad Dog out of retirement to get the whole band back together. 

Some of our former players who still talk to Mack have been saying for several weeks that he was going to return to the sidelines. They didn’t name a school, but he said he was taking a job.

North Carolina makes sense for him. He’ll probably also trash talk us a little (IMO). 

Boy, I sure do wonder where all the ESPN personalities are getting their information that Mack Brown will be the coach at UNC. I just can't figure out how ESPN reporters got this info so fast and started spreading it like wildfire. The mind truly boggles.

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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fedora to Texas qc analyst?

Someone will hire him as a coordinator, or position coach at the very worst.

I’m right a lot. I never wanted Fedora as the HC at Texas.
1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Never hire a coach named Charlie or named after a hat.

Also never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese 

 

Or he could collect his $12M buyout.  Jeez, that's a lot for a non football school like UNC.....

47 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They'll need to bring Mad Dog out of retirement to get the whole band back together. 

need GDGD as well

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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With those coordinators he could do some good for them.  Mack was always only as good as his coordinators. 

How are the casitas in Chapell Hill?

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

With those coordinators he could do some good for them.  Mack was always only as good as his coordinators. 

gdgd 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Three million per for four years to sit on your ass.

Must be nice.

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Someone will hire him as a coordinator, or position coach at the very worst.

He once was a very good OC. Maybe he still is. If Herman is wanting to hire one. He would be top of the list. I just don't remember how well he recruits. He has a lot of Texas background.

NVM. That's a lot of mula to give up.

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8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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He wont even have to coach!

 

 

just like old times!!!

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Fuck Chip Brown.

Getting corroborated from other sources

 

5 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

He wont even have to coach!

 

 

just like old times!!!

Not coach, just clap.

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Getting corroborated from other sources

 

Fuck Kurt Bowels.

have to say MB, GC and KK would have to be pretty intriguing to a place like UNC especially with the history and possibly coming on the cheap

that is a shit tonne of HC experience and "hardware" and recruiting connections

for the most part they are all likeable guys so there should be few if any doors closed to them as far as walking back into places to recruit

 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Fuck Kurt Bowels.

 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Fuck Kurt Bowels.

Needed to be quoted twice. He’s such a POS.

Mack as AD in waiting eh? I know a certain former Texas DC who'd find that a little humorous.

I hear they're looking at Tony Panama and Randy Derby.

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16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Three million per for four years to sit on your ass.

Must be nice.

Which is why I wonder if he’d rather take a break and be an analyst for a couple of years. 

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