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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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4 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." 

I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.  

That wasn't a comment to McMurphy.  He said it in the press conference and it did not feel directed at UT/Austin in the least.

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  

 

Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

Yeah I remember.

Saying you hope he actually kills himself is the stupidest thing possible. If it was a joke it's just flat awful. If it was remotely serious seek out a mental health professional immediately.

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Jesus, how do get all the oily shit off my screen?

Stop looking at pictures of Billy Liucci.

What about James Earl Jones..? He already works with ESPN's parent company Disney, on projects as Lion King & the (purchased content from FOX), Star Wars...
 

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

 

Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

It's hard to steal millions from a bunch of $200 donors.

4 hours ago, maninblack said:


He wanted the UVA job that Bronco got

That's because he didn't want to play the Hoos again, as he went 3-7 against UVA as UNC coach.  Other than FSU, that was the team he had the hardest time against. 

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Not a huge surprise, but Mack is canning much of the existing staff.

http://footballscoop.com/the-scoop/

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North Carolina: Per sources, the following coaches will not be retained by Mack Brown — quarterbacks coach Keith Heckendorf, wide receivers coach/special teams coordinator Luke Paschall, defensive line coach Deke Adams, cornerbacks coach Henry Baker, linebackers coach Mike Ekeler, and strength and conditioning coach Lou Hernandez.

 

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

conditioning coach Lou Hernandez.

Mad Dog......   Come on down!!!!!!!

43 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Mad Dog......   Come on down!!!!!!!

How much do you figure Mad Dog weighs by now? 

Just now, Deej said:

How much do you figure Mad Dog weighs by now? 

About tree fiddy.

15 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

Well he canceled the game at HI one year, so scratch them off.

10 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.  

You're reading more into his crap than you should. Sally is from the Chapel Hill area, and getting her to move to Austin in the first place was a hard sell. They live in Austin now, for cryin' out loud.

And we sure as heck ain't hiring him back.

Tim Brewster going to Chapel Hill with Mack


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9 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Tim Brewster going to Chapel Hill with Mack


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Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

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Mack kicks ATM in the nuts one more time. Glorious.

I thought atm was college football royalty and better yet "lit"

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mack kicks ATM in the nuts one more time. Glorious.

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13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

So back to the ACC being the best football conference in the country?

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"Tim and I talked for 27-25 minutes before reaching an agreement." - Mack.

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4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Did I miss the OC hire? He hired the TE coach before announcing the OC?

The Hill had to be Lit first.

16 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Did I miss the OC hire? He hired the TE coach/bagman before announcing the OC?

FIFY.

Is that not what Jimbo did as well? Is it not easier to hire a staff when they know the bagman has already been secured?

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I am actually planning to move to the Chapel Hill area next summer, so this whole thing seems kinda surreal to me. I seriously doubt I will be investing in UNC football tickets (probably wouldn't have, anyway, but this seals the deal).
Tim?

He’s getting the band back together. You son of bitch. 

Carl Reese... Make the call 

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I'm not accustomed to saying nice things about Mack but thanks for getting Brewster the fuck out of aggyville.

Mack hiring Tim Brewster makes me think of Lloyd Christmas.  Just when I thought Mack couldn’t be any dumber, he goes and does something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!  Suck it aggy!  Suck it long and suck it hard!

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

So UNC is a better job than aggy? Cool, good to know, no more evidence needed. He didn't even have to give him a bullshit title to make it a promotion, LOL

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  
 
Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.


True, but most employees only work about 15 minutes in any given day, so he’s like the rest of us.
On 11/27/2018 at 4:15 PM, po elvis said:

Mack is just coming in there to try and right the ship and get out in a few years. He might be able to get a pretty good young assistant that will understand that the head coaching job will be his when Mack leaves.

Lulz, like Mack can credibly sell a coach in waiting role.  That would take a special kind of gullible.



True, but most employees only work about 15 minutes in any given day, so he’s like the rest of us.
But how many of us make $5 million a year?
Lulz, like Mack can credibly sell a coach in waiting role.  That would take a special kind of gullible.

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6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

About tree fiddy.

 

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, he's slimmed down?

Kilograms.  

 

 

 

Epic job hiring Brewster, FYPM MBTF. 

Mack casually drags his nuts over aggy's face once again, and from North Carolina, no less.  Reminds me of the line in Raiders of the Lost Ark: "Once again, aggy, we see that there is nothing that you can possess that I cannot take away."

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.

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He was sealing the deal on a 3-star LB in Florida who became a 2-year team capitain at TE and 1st team all-conference FB his sr year. 

Thanks Mack. 

Beck committed way before the season even started. The deal had long been sealed.

32 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Mack casually drags his nuts over aggy's face once again, and from North Carolina, no less.  Reminds me of the line in Raiders of the Lost Ark: "Once again, aggy, we see that there is nothing that you can possess that I cannot take away."

He does hold a grudge.  He never forgot about that bullshit they pulled in ‘99.

10 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Jesus, how do get all the oily shit off my screen?

Try a water based lubricant next time

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.
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Man as fat as Mack had gotten by then he’s way more tubby now.

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

This can't be true.

3 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

This can't be true.

It’s not.  He’s actually been named Vice President of Tune-in Tokyo Operations.

15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

You mean ol' Freak Nasty?

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

He does hold a grudge.  He never forgot about that bullshit they pulled in ‘99.

Yep. I can only imagine the conversations he and Brewster have had about Brewster living in hell for the last year. 

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