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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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Mack is coming back to Austin in a couple weeks for a party to celebrate his College Football Hall of Fame induction.  He's charging $250/person (at minimum, there are higher tiers) and no, it's not going to charity.  

FUPM rides again!  

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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14 hours ago, Lobo said:

Mack is coming back to Austin in a couple weeks for a party to celebrate his College Football Hall of Fame induction.  He's charging $250/person (at minimum, there are higher tiers) and no, it's not going to charity.  

FUPM rides again!  

Screw him and anyone who lines his pocket. 

Clemson owning UNC is one thing (actually, a given) but I have to admit a morbid curiosity of how much this guy is going to want to lay the wood on Mack.

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I'm sure Mack will just roll out the offense that BYU used against the Horns in 2013.

Mack is coming back to Austin in a couple weeks for a party to celebrate his College Football Hall of Fame induction.  He's charging $250/person (at minimum, there are higher tiers) and no, it's not going to charity.  
FUPM rides again!  

People will really pay this?
30 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


People will really pay this?

Yeah, well, there's still people over at the Shag too.

From the SI article.
 

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This isn’t a massive rebuild, something Brown knew because he served as an advisor to Fedora last year. Fedora’s final teams had some miserable injury luck to go along with poor chemistry, so Brown walked into more talent than most coaches taking over downtrodden programs do. In fact, Brown didn’t think the job would open. He figured UNC athletic director Bubba Cunningham would balk at paying Fedora’s $12 million buyout. Brown wasn’t shocked when, while riding back to his hotel from ESPN’s Bristol, Conn., studios following a broadcast last November, he looked at his phone and saw Cunningham calling. Brown assumed Cunningham just wanted to shoot the breeze. Instead, the AD told Brown that Fedora was out and that Brown could have the job if he wanted it.

 

I would not be surprised if someday it comes out that Mack was in the ADs ear saying get rid of Fedora and hire me.

Just want to let everyone know that the North Carolina Vegas betting line to win it all is 500/1. I’ll probably put down somewhere between $1 and $250,000 on them. Whose with me?

1 hour ago, Grippe said:

Yeah, well, there's still a person over at the Shag too.

fify

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I'm sure Mack will just roll out the offense that BYU used against the Horns in 2013.

too sooon

On 4/11/2019 at 7:07 AM, South Austin said:

Pretty good article on Mack's second act at UNC.  He comes close to acknowledging his complacency during his last few years at Texas, though he still probably won't admit just how lazy and behind the eight ball he had become. 

SI.com: Back in Carolina Blue, Mack Brown Is Rebooting UNC With Something Old and Something New

I still hold him accountable for much of the mediocre to downright awful seasons since 2009 (Steve Patterson and Charlie Strong certainly share a big part of the blame), but I'm also rooting for him to succeed at Carolina. 

And now I know why I don't regret banging your mom.

2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

From the SI article.
 

 

I would not be surprised if someday it comes out that Mack was in the ADs ear saying get rid of Fedora and hire me.

I would be surprised if he didn't do that.  There was a rumor he was pushing Fedora to replace Charlie so that he can coach UNC.

3 hours ago, Grippe said:

Clemson owning UNC is one thing (actually, a given) but I have to admit a morbid curiosity of how much this guy is going to want to lay the wood on Mack.

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If Mack can't clown Manny's "Chaos D" then he's an idiot.

18 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

And now I know why I don't regret banging your mom.

That’s just the Zima talking.

I would be surprised if he didn't do that.  There was a rumor he was pushing Fedora to replace Charlie so that he can coach UNC.

Zero chance he didn’t do it.
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I'm sure Mack will just roll out the offense that BYU used against the Horns in 2013.

That would be funny as hell. 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:


People will really pay this?

I’m thinking about offering an alternative currency. Someone would probably need to remove some peanuts first though 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:


People will really pay this?

 

4 hours ago, Grippe said:

Yeah, well, there's still people over at the Shag too.

Some people really love shit shows.  

You people must only associate with message board fans.  The average Texas fan in Austin still thinks he's a god.

I will cheer for Mack when he wins (for all the success he brought Texas) and I will laugh at his failures (for plunging Texas into a dumpster fire)

On 4/12/2019 at 12:18 PM, South Austin said:

I'm sure Mack will just roll out the offense that BYU used against the Horns in 2013.

Yeah, but where's he gonna get a one-legged duck quarterback?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I will cheer for Mack when he wins (for all the success he brought Texas) and I will laugh at his failures (for plunging Texas into a dumpster fire)

This is the correct approach.

From the SI article.
 
This isn’t a massive rebuild, something Brown knew because he served as an advisor to Fedora last year. Fedora’s final teams had some miserable injury luck to go along with poor chemistry, so Brown walked into more talent than most coaches taking over downtrodden programs do. In fact, Brown didn’t think the job would open. He figured UNC athletic director Bubba Cunningham would balk at paying Fedora’s $12 million buyout. Brown wasn’t shocked when, while riding back to his hotel from ESPN’s Bristol, Conn., studios following a broadcast last November, he looked at his phone and saw Cunningham calling. Brown assumed Cunningham just wanted to shoot the breeze. Instead, the AD told Brown that Fedora was out and that Brown could have the job if he wanted it.
 
I would not be surprised if someday it comes out that Mack was in the ADs ear saying get rid of Fedora and hire me.

More likely the AD asked him to be there to see if he could help Fedora. Don’t assume malice...he isn’t Switzer.
1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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He does know how to get them to wear blue.

Looks like a Kansas regular season home game crowd

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I dont know if I'd be so proud if that was my school color.

to be fair, same @DKR when the weather got unbearable. 

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

to be fair, same @DKR when the weather got unbearable. 

Terrible "to be fair" attempt. People were everywhere 2 hours before the game and my guess is we had 45K in the stadium during 1H. The autograph line alone likely had a few thousand & a very good crowd at concert.

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here's a better pic taken by a fan from the presumably fuller side of the stadium.  

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

 

I get irrationally angry when I hear that fucker talk

13 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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That is maybe the most unique color scheme in all of college sports. 
And I like it. A lot.

59 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I get irrationally angry when I hear that fucker talk

Me too. I think it’s because I decoded his bullshit coach speak a long time ago and now all I can hear is him lying. 

10 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

That is maybe the most unique color scheme in all of college sports. 
And I like it. A lot.

I also like the UNC colors. 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I get irrationally angry when I hear that fucker talk

I find it amusing. Because he is their problem, not ours.

I'm sure Mack will just roll out the offense that BYU used against the Horns in 2013.

He’ll need a one legged qb.
2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I get irrationally angry when I hear that fucker talk

You just need to weather the surge.

it was more of a vehicle for an if/then joke than an actual statement of expectation
Never explain an attempted joke. We ain't like yer fellow aggy aggy boy.
Screw him and anyone who lines his pocket. 
What if I line em with

GIANT BAGS OF SHIT!
Just want to let everyone know that the North Carolina Vegas betting line to win it all is 500/1. I’ll probably put down somewhere between $1 and $250,000 on them. Whose with me?
I'm in for tree fiddy.

something, something...iron bank...something, something...fuck you-pay me.  

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well they do have a lot in common.  They both quit working and still got paid.

And that's fair.

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