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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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20 minutes ago, Shift said:

 


Did she get half of Brad Pitt’s money?

 

Not half, but a nice chunk.  Unfortunately she wants a prenup and still expects you to pay for everything.  You just know she's gonna bring up "Brad's facilities were much nicer.  I wish we had something nice like Brad had so we could entertain guests."  Its gonna drive you crazy.

Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.
Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.
Would you take her back?

You do realize this is a business decision and not a relationship?

Wait, Angelina Jolie wants to go back to billy bob thornton?

Lol. I'm sure Kingsbury appreciates Mack pulling his name out of his ass.

Hope UNC is ready for 55 point beatdowns by Clemson or NC State or whatever the hell happens in the ACC, like, a lot.

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lol jesus christ college football is regarded 

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

Since aggy never wants to be outdone, I fully expect them to rehire Bear Bryant.

All my in-laws are Heels and they have no idea what to think right now.  They are manic right now...this is good, no this is bad, WTF is going on, can this work, do we hire stud OCs and make them coach in waiting.  He was going a million miles and hour and he is usually the stable one.

Mack at UNC. Next thing you know Gruden will go back to the Raiders

UNC opens 2019 against...Will Muschamp's Gamecocks.

That's fun.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Where is Greg Davis nowadays?  

 

I have to assume wherever he is, he’s tanned, relaxed and ready. 

What is UNC doing? 

At least he’s off of the AD teat for his annual payout 

Heelsfan cannot be excited about this. Then again, I guess they don't really give a shit about football over there...so, perfect fit.  Enjoy.

If he can get good CO’s they can be decent.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume wherever he is, he’s tanned, relaxed and ready. 

you forgot laying down horizontally and such 

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Mack daddy with Chizik and Kliff could very well work in NC.  Not sure why either of those guys would take that job but if they do it’ll prove Mack can still sell.

Lotta hotties in Chapel Hill, so Kingsbury should definitively take Mack’s call.

So, if I'm doing the math right, 10 years from now Texas will win an MNC with a lanky quarterback from the wrong side of Houston?

This will be a disaster.   Most kids barely remember VY much less this old, crusty, pasty basstage. 

Nice coach search NC.   Did you think someone would grab up Mack before you could bring him back?  Mack is interested in every opening job since he got fired.  Wow.  Good luck Mack.   

Where is Greg Davis nowadays?  
 

He’s got to be in the NFL right? Unless he has turned down another coaching opportunity

We gotta start up the weekly Mack Brown Monday press conference threads with bingo cards.

12 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This will be a disaster?  FUPM  - Mack Brown

FIFY

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But who is going to care for all of those beautiful casitas at the UT Golf Club?

The Tobacco Road con man back in business. If he hires Greg Davis my life will be complete...

28 minutes ago, GottaB said:

Mack at UNC. Next thing you know Gruden will go back to the Raiders

Fuck you

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We gotta start up the weekly Mack Brown Monday press conference threads with bingo cards.

Mack Brown: “you can’t trust your players.” “You can’t trust your coaches.” 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Why on earth would Kliff go to UNC?

Right.  He’s gonna be the cowboys OC.  😂

Good.  Very good.   

Means no more office in Moncrief, no more association with our program.

What a great way to start off the week. 

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