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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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#1505
On 10/16/2020 at 9:46 AM, RollLeft said:

Managing the narrative.  Nice work Mack.  

lol @ Mack's Stockholm syndrom with rival coaches. He practically begs for it.

#1507
I wouldn't be mad at all.
Mack is like an ex-wife who let herself fall to crap at the end of your marriage and sabotaged everything. She got out, rediscovered that she needed to actually be a functional human, improved herself, and is in a successful 2nd marriage.
The fact that she's doing well now doesn't mean she WASN'T a hot mess when you dumped her.
So much this. He needed a scenery change as did Texas. He just chose his next scenery better than we did.
#1509

ha. some things never change.  maybe VY jr lives in Raleigh

Edited by dcar00

#1511
4 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Should be fun to watch Mack pound his alma mater and former nemesis into the dirt.

Good call. The Tarheels are just withstanding the surge. Have them right where they want them. 

#1514

Care to bet that he makes better half time adjustments than we did in the last two games? In other words, he will make some half-time adjustments.

#1515
1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Not a fan of Mack , but he is still better than Tom

Sooooo, Fuck Tom

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

#1517
Just now, Tex Pete said:

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

ohhhhhh but one beautiful painting of a National Championship win against the greatest team of all time 

Yes, I know Vince's nuts are showing across Pete's face, but Mack was still in the frame

#1518
1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

ohhhhhh but one beautiful painting of a National Championship win against the greatest team of all time 

Yes, I know Vince's nuts are showing across Pete's face, but Mack was still in the frame

Wut?

#1519
1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Wut?

Vince won the National Championship game for us but Mack coached the team. Vince won in in such a stunning fashion by allowing his and the team's nuts to drop and therefore rub against Pete Carrol's face.

Short version. Vince is manly man won game with Mack coaching on sidelines , both dominated Pete and beat USC .

#1520
4 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Should be fun to watch Mack pound his alma mater and former nemesis into the dirt.

LMAO

#1521
26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Good call. The Tarheels are just withstanding the surge. Have them right where they want them. 

So for Mack,  fsu is about to be unc's bitch like okie lite was for TEXAS??  😁

#1522
24 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Not a fan of Mack , but he is still better than Tom

Sooooo, Fuck Tom

Isn't this like being happy to have gonorrhea and not syphilis?

#1523
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

So for Mack,  fsu is about to be unc's bitch like okie lite was for TEXAS??  😁

suspense is crazy.... 😬

#1524

Two drops... 😂😂😂

fsu wins!!!

Guess Mack doesn't like to beat teams where he coached before ( fsu and blOU)

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#1525
10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

What has mack ever done except win 2 rose bowls, 1 fiesta, 1 national championship, with another NC trip

#1526
56 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

What has mack ever done except win 2 rose bowls, 1 fiesta, 1 national championship, with another NC trip

This ....

Dipshits love to criticize Mack for everything he did wrong and give someone else credit when he wins.

Stupid.

 

#1527
This ....
Dipshits love to criticize Mack for everything he did wrong and give someone else credit when he wins.
Stupid.
 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.
#1528
51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.

 

We caught some unlucky breaks and stepped on our own dick a few times, but the 2000's were a good time to be a Horns fan

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#1530
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.

 

And all of those 10 plus win seasons and finishing fairly highly ranked most years.

#1531

And of course, blowU had an excellent decade too. Why can't we be like USC or tOSU who had no equally good conference rivals for a decade?

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#1533

1-4 Virginia on 11 play drive just whipped UNC physically to start 2nd half

Virginia.                  34

Orange Slices        20

9 minutes remaining 3rd qtr

#1535

TOUCHDOWN UVA....     5:34 left in 3rd qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        20

#1537

TD for UNC...    51 seconds left in 3rd qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        27

#1539

1-4 Virginia now trying to snatch defeat from jaws of victory.  Stupid interception on 1st play of 4th qtr gives ball back to UNC.

5 or 6 plays later, TD UNC.    Still 13 minutes left in 4th qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

 

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

#1540
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

1-4 Virginia now trying to snatch defeat from jaws of victory.  Stupid interception on 1st play of 4th qtr gives ball back to UNC.

5 or 6 plays later, TD UNC.    Still 13 minutes left in 4th qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

 

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I wanna see Mack lose for his bitchassness on the way out. I won't ever forgive that fat bastard for that. Ever. 

#1541
14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

Freakin' 9 minute drive for UVA gets points... a FG.   Only 4 minutes left

Virginia.                  44

Orange Slices        34

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#1542

Little over a minute drive for TD UNC...   2:51 left, and UNC w/ 3 timeouts 

Virginia.                  44

Orange Slices        41

 

HaHa haha... UNC kicker kicks ball out-of-bounds

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#1545
2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

virginia starting QB out.  they are going to fuck this up aren't they?

FAKE PUNT.... 1ST DOWN!!!

#1550

I knew UNC was a paper tiger, it's showing now 2 losses to unranked teams, not just any unranked teams.....1-4 UVA and1-3 FSU. Notre Dame and Miami will slap Mack's bitch ass around too.

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