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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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so 5-5 (3-4) after being ranked preseason top 10.. ouch. 

6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

so 5-5 (3-4) after being ranked preseason top 10.. ouch. 

Concur with “their offensive line blows”

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

This reminds me a lot of Mack’s Texas teams

And that's fair. 

Let me answer that question for Mack ... 

9 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

so 5-5 (3-4) after being ranked preseason top 10.. ouch. 

I wonder how many stories we are going to get this year about how Texas did him wrong? 

9 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

so 5-5 (3-4) after being ranked preseason top 10.. ouch. 

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The small but perhaps increasing number of posters saying firing Mack was a huge mistake has grown to the point where Scipio mocked them on his podcast this week.

The small but perhaps increasing number of posters saying firing Mack was a huge mistake has grown to the point where Scipio mocked them on his podcast this week.

The problem wasn’t getting rid of Mack or Strong or Herman. The problem was how they did it and how they failed in the hire after.

It remains to be seen with Sark, but we are off to a rocky start.
2 hours ago, Nivek said:


The problem wasn’t getting rid of Mack or Strong or Herman. The problem was how they did it and how they failed in the hire after.

It remains to be seen with Sark, but we are off to a rocky start.

I think the problem was we waited two-three years too long in easing Mack out the door. Because we didn't he was able to create systemic, chronic problems that have ruined the last two coaches and could ruin a third. If you let the offensive line rot to the extent he did, you can ruin a program for a decade.

18 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

sets unrealistic expectations

UNC has Pitt with a 3rd and 13 and wiffs on a tackle and allows it to be 4th and 1 on the 6 and Pitt goes for it and runs a meh pass play and turns the ball over

I'll never forget those words 

17 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I think the problem was we waited two-three years too long in easing Mack out the door. Because we didn't he was able to create systemic, chronic problems that have ruined the last two coaches and could ruin a third. If you let the offensive line rot to the extent he did, you can ruin a program for a decade.

 Mack had his faults.  But Strong and Herman and to some extent Sark have had enough of their own fuck-ups to own.   The offensive line drop off might go back to Mack, but those guys didn't do themselves any favors in the JUCO or Portal route (when available).   If Sark fixes this trend he can survive here.  If he monkey fucks around and keeps trying to land splashy QBs instead, he will fail.   I would rather watch Case McCoy Part II with a good fucking line than Murphy running for his life every play.  

On 11/12/2021 at 9:07 AM, LTtxfan said:

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NOV 17, 2021

Mack Brown: I am not retiring

Mack Brown's "I'm not retiring" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

ZACH BARNETT

To answer a question you may not have been asking, no, Mack Brown is not retiring.  “I was told by a friend of mine that a prominent agent has been telling people that I’m not going to be here next year in hopes that would affect recruiting because we’re recruiting so well,” Brown told Andy Staples of The Athletic on Wednesday.

"I haven't even thought about it."

It's obvious why rival coaches would negatively recruit against Brown's age and why this unnamed prominent agent lick his lips at the idea of an opening at North Carolina, but it's not clear why the agent would care about North Carolina's recruiting class. 

Still, two things are remain true:

1) Brown is recruiting quite well. North Carolina's class ranks No. 10 in the country, with two 5-star commits (one off Alabama's national lead). And with only 15 pledges on board, the Tar Heels still have plenty of room to grow.

 

2) Brown is the oldest head coach in FBS. He turned 70 on Aug. 27. Once Butch Davis is officially out at FIU, he and Nick Saban will be the only active septuagenarians among active FBS head coaches. 

Still, Brown is on record saying he will not retire in 2021. Take that, prominent agent. 

 
 

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messed up

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Frying pan in the face ??  

Tom and Jerry: Tom with his head in the shape of the pan on Make a GIF

30 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Frying pan in the face ??  

They should have a raffle to chose the person to swing the frying pan. I'd buy several tickets. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Maybe he should bring in Greg Davis too ?? 😋

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe he should bring in Greg Davis too ?? 😋

 

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Is he gonna bring back McWhorter at OL?  We may need to schedule the Heels.

  • 1 month later...

Mack lost a coach...  Searels also coached at Texas

 

41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Chizik is assistant head coach for defense? Is that like defensive coordinator?

Emergency DC in a glass.  Only to be used when you're about to get fired and you have to fire your DC.  Hello Manny Diaz.

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Mack Brown told recruit to take NIL offer at another school

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“There are so many rumors out there, just like with NIL,” Brown said. “Are these kids making as much as they say they are? Some of them aren’t. I had a guy sitting in my office and say, ‘Coach, I’ve been offered $350,000.’ He was a recruit. I thought he was an OK player. He said, ‘I’ve been offered $350,000 to take it.’ I held up my phone and said, ‘Let’s call them now, man. You ought to take it. You need to take it before you get out of this office. I’d hold them to that if they offered you that much.’”


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8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Mack Brown told recruit to take NIL offer at another school

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“There are so many rumors out there, just like with NIL,” Brown said. “Are these kids making as much as they say they are? Some of them aren’t. I had a guy sitting in my office and say, ‘Coach, I’ve been offered $350,000.’ He was a recruit. I thought he was an OK player. He said, ‘I’ve been offered $350,000 to take it.’ I held up my phone and said, ‘Let’s call them now, man. You ought to take it. You need to take it before you get out of this office. I’d hold them to that if they offered you that much.’”


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Jimbo then pretended the call was cutting out. 

Just now, Deej said:

Jimbo then pretended the call was cutting out. 

new phone, who dis?

  • 1 month later...

21-7 losing to App State. Will there be another mysterious house fire soon?

At least Mack lives in Boone so if the bus leaves without him he can uber home for $10.  

1 minute ago, SDG said:

At least Mack lives in Boone so if the bus leaves without him he can uber home for $10.  

He’ll call for the Uber while watching the bus drive away with his face on it promoting MackBrownUNCFootball.com 

34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The Mountaineers just scare you to death.

I’ve been to the McDonald’s off I-40 in that part of NC.  Actual mountaineers scare me to death.

34 minutes ago, MrBig said:

21-7 losing to App State. Will there be another mysterious house fire soon?

The bigger mystery is witf would a P5 team agree to play a road game vs a sunbelt team.

All I can think of is that most of the ACC shouldn't be called P5

The Mountaineers just scare you to death.

The way Mack is looking he should avoid big scares.

Nice recovery by North Carolina, missing their big weapon on the outside. Holy shit, Mack is one fat bastard now.

Tackling still a problem in America right now. 

4th and 11 for Appy.   Butterteeth gonna back into a win. 

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