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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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Each time NC was on tv last year, FUPM looked like he was about to croak.  Mishtress took to calling him Fat Mack.  Don’t see how he makes it another season without a stroke or cardiac arrest. 

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

"If Colt wouldn't have gotten hurt..."

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1 hour ago, nbmishoid said:

Each time NC was on tv last year, FUPM looked like he was about to croak.  Mishtress took to calling him Fat Mack.  Don’t see how he makes it another season without a stroke or cardiac arrest. 

So who’s the Head Coach-In Waiting for a Stroke? 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

"If Colt wouldn't have gotten hurt..."

"Mack Brown Texas Football"

On 4/27/2023 at 3:40 PM, Mittens said:

 

Where your slice is welcome as long as you hook ‘em. 

Casita. 

On 4/26/2023 at 6:07 PM, MrBig said:

So who’s the Head Coach-In Waiting for a Stroke? 

Gene Chizik.

HCIW who should expect a stroke of his own? Freddie Kitchens

  • 2 months later...

Guess this is as good a place as any to post this... Good interview with some funny remembrances about Coach Royal.

 

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I had forgotten about that Cedric Benson game. For all of the shit we give Mack about being soft, he knew how to rip the heart out of an opponent and show it to them pretty regularly. 

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57 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I had forgotten about that Cedric Benson game. For all of the shit we give Mack about being soft, he knew how to rip the heart out of an opponent and show it to them pretty regularly. 

Unless it was OU.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

For all of the shit we give Mack about being soft, he knew how to rip the heart out of an opponent and show it to them pretty regularly. 

He also knew how to plan his picnics around the 2nd Saturday in October.

Fuck him.

42 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fuck him.

This can not be said too often, nor too fervently.

For all of the shit we give Mack about being soft, he knew how to rip the heart out of an opponent and show it to them pretty regularly. 


100% agreed, for most opponents not named ou.

A butter-tooth coach, name of Mack

Was cursed with a tiny ball sack

His penis as well

Was smaller than hell

But his merkin made up for the lack

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 


2nd greatest UT head coach 

damn shame he was let go because saban wanted a raise from Bama 

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On 7/17/2023 at 7:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:


2nd greatest UT head coach 

damn shame he was let go because saban wanted a raise from Bama 

Fuck Mack Brown


2nd greatest UT head coach 
damn shame he was let go because saban wanted a raise from Bama 

Or that he quit recruiting and coaching while still employed here
30 minutes ago, deft said:


Or that he quit recruiting and coaching while still employed here

Right! His ass quit giving a shit and retired in 2010 but he didn't admit it until 2014.

Pretty funny hearing Ricky asking himself, "Did Mack ever even coach football?" 😂😂😂😂😂

23:35 mark is Mack Brown discussion

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

Mack on Russillo. 13:55 (may have to skip a couple ads)

And yes they talk a little Texas/Bama.

And yes yes they talk the Tez Walker deal.

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On 7/17/2023 at 9:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:


2nd greatest UT head coach 

damn shame he was let go because he quit working after the NC.

 

 Apparently Mack has been workshopping a new excuse for why he underperformed: too much talent in the state of Texas. I don't recall ever hearing that one. Starts around 32:00.

4 hours ago, cochamps said:

 


coach Mack made winning here look very easy. It’s not easy, UT had a losing two years ago 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Walker having an okay game.

6 for 132 and 3 TDs

So NC and Texas win out and and we play them in the CFP right?

UNC is now 6-0 for the first time since their 1997 season under Mack Brown. The last time Texas started a season 6-0 was in 2009 under Mack Brown.

UNC is now 6-0 for the first time since their 1997 season under Mack Brown. The last time Texas started a season 6-0 was in 2009 under Mack Brown.

They’re probably going to be 9-0 going into the Duke game. Next three opponents are UVA, Georgia Tech, and Campbell(?).
2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


They’re probably going to be 9-0 going into the Duke game. Next three opponents are UVA, Georgia Tech, and Campbell(?).

Mack does know how to take a knee. That’s for damn sure. 

Dang penalty saves Mack 40 seconds.

It's on The CW (54.1 in Austin)

1:12 left.  Tarheels ball, down 31-27

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

It's over. No undefeated season for UNC

At least Mack didn't lose to a 1-5 team.  Oh wait.

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1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

At least Mack didn't lose to a 1-5 team.  Oh wait.

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Before their records were updated. 

Lost AT HOME to a 1-5 team. 😂

While we’re in the ACC

Miami Cheerleader

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Mack… you’ve been disappointing people for decades.

Can anyone really be disappointed in what Mack has done at UNC vs their previous years?   Some of y’all hate a national championship coach that won ten games or more ten years in a row at Texas way too much and cheer when he loses….   I’d kill for ten wins a year right now at Texas.  Sure the end wasn’t great but got damn so of y’all are dumb. 

Edited by Hook1997

23 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Can anyone really be disappointed in what Mack has done at UNC vs their previous years?   Some of y’all hate a national championship coach that won ten games or more ten years in a row at Texas way too much and cheer when he loses….   I’d kill for ten wins a year right now at Texas.  Sure the end wasn’t great but got damn so of y’all are dumb. 

You obviously didn’t suffer through Mack being a choking snippy bitch and doing everything possible to keep us from beating OU several years in the early 2000s including suffering some of the worst losses in history of the rivalry.

That’s not even discussing the handling of Major & Simms which cost us a shot at a national championship matchup.

It was only when VY told him to just let him play after we lost to OU in 2004 that he stopped coaching and we didn’t lose another game until the 2006 season. 
 

FUCK MACK BROWN!!!

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