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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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23 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So where does UNC rank in the pantheon of college football jobs open next year?

I am guessing Florida is far and away #1, but what they of coach are we talking about for UNC? Like retread or cheap coordinator or are they still at the point that they will garner real interest?

Given UNC's brand, recruiting geography, and how shitty the ACC is, a good coach should be able to regularly win 10+ games there.

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6 minutes ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Anybody else getting Coach Bro vibes off of the JMU coach?  Kliff Kingsbury starter kit.

Coach Dad Bro... he's 47 according to wiki.

blocked puntfor a TD, UNC back in this

God this is why I love college football over the NFL. You never know when something weird will happen, and it's more entertaining. 

23 minutes ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Anybody else getting Coach Bro vibes off of the JMU coach?  Kliff Kingsbury starter kit.

Why?  Because he has hair and wears sunglasses?

Here's my issue with Mack and always has been..... he can't in game coach.  Getting his brakes run off, his team gets some momentum by blocking a fumbled punt and scores a TD.  Score is 60 - 38.  What do you do?  Kick the XP to keep at 21 and 3 scores.  What does 20 get you going into the 4th?  Also, if the opponent kicks a FG, you've automatically made it a 4 possession game.  So..... of course he goes 2.  Doesn't get it.  Down by 22, JMU kicks a FG and you're down 25 now and with 14 minutes left, you need 4 possessions.  You've had a HOF run, but time for the check, Mack.

 

Jesus, Mack. Not watching the game, but does JMU have a one legged 27 year old Mormon playing QB?

Too soon.

63 - 44 with 11:00 to go. Didn’t know basketball started this early.

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60?  Mack's going to need to bring back Chizik and Manny tomorrow just so he can then fire them both.  What's Greg Robinson up to?

32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

First team to 70 wins.

Ok James Madison got there.

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

70 to James Madison. He's done.

The writer of the Constitution scares you to death.

Perusing the stats. UNC 5 turnovers is the biggest eye catcher. 
 

But JMU has 12 penalties for 105 yards. 
 

So the offense and defense have been that bad. 
 

UNC also 1-7 on 3rd down and still has 40. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Perusing the stats. UNC 5 turnovers is the biggest eye catcher. 
 

But JMU has 12 penalties for 105 yards. 
 

So the offense and defense have been that bad. 
 

UNC also 1-7 on 3rd down and still has 40. 

ACC refs tried very hard to keep Mack and boys in the game..... Sometimes, you're just outclassed....

70-50 JMU

Sounds like an average Big 12 game from 20 years ago.

JMU's QB 22 for 34 388 yards and 5 TDs 0 interceptions passing

13 carries for 99 yards and 2 TDs rushing

Not a bad day.

I didn't watch, but this definitely sounds like a "Mack Brown Special".  I guess they couldn't withstand the surge.

“JMU is undefeated on the road when scoring more than 50 points, and that just scares you to death.” 

He is who we thought he was.

 

Fuck Mack Brown.

1 minute ago, wood said:

He is who we thought he was.

But JMU didn't let him off the hook. Crown their ass.

26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Scorigami scares you to death.

 

Wow I had no idea some sick bastards decided to track college scorigami. The old 19th century scoring rules result in some bizarre scores like 2-1.

And the legendary 52-52 tie between San Diego State and BYU in 1991 remains, and probably will forever remain, the highest scoring tie in College Football History.

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21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

No playoffs for UNC. 

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wow I had no some sick bastards decided to track college scorigami. The old 19th century scoring rules result in some bizarre scores like 2-1.

I bet Mack is the champ of the BIG number scorigamis.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wow I had no some sick bastards decided to track college scorigami. The old 19th century scoring rules result in some bizarre scores like 2-1.

I bet Mack is the champ of the BIG number scorigamis.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

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Little Tabasco Sauce in the eye wash for UNC fans.

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