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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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22 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

No playoffs for UNC. 

I expect that the postgame pc included Mack saying all their goals are still there-winning the ACC and making the playoffs.  Can’t let one game define your season, still 3-1, will get this fixed.  That was a really really good, really really experienced JMU team. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I expect that the postgame pc included Mack saying all their goals are still there-winning the ACC and making the playoffs.  Can’t let one game define your season, still 3-1, will get this fixed.  That was a really really good, really really experienced JMU team. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I expect that the postgame pc included Mack saying all their goals are still there-winning the ACC and making the playoffs.  Can’t let one game define your season, still 3-1, will get this fixed.  That was a really really good, really really experienced JMU team. 

"Don't let James Madison beat you twice."

-- Probably Mack Brown, 9/21/2024

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

"Don't let James Madison beat you twice."

-- Probably Mack Brown, 9/21/2024

I think the British said that too. 

1 hour ago, TXpride said:

Given UNC's brand, recruiting geography, and how shitty the ACC is, a good coach should be able to regularly win 10+ games there.

I mean, look at this schedule:

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Mack has recruited fairly well, with halfway decent coaching this program could be winning 10 games a year in this crappy  league. 

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I think the British said that too. 

Nah. I mean it isn't that James Madison didn't do anything during the Revolution but he was just a minor Virginia politician and never saw a redcoat in battle.

Anyway James Madison talk not going away.

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I mean, look at this schedule:

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Mack has recruited fairly well, with halfway decent coaching this program could be winning 10 games a year in this crappy  league. 

IIRC mack brown DID win 10 games a year at UNC for many many years. Perhaps, just perhaps, being a septuagenarian coach isn't a perk?

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Nah. I mean it isn't that James Madison didn't do anything during the Revolution but he was just a minor Virginia politician and never saw a redcoat in battle.

Anyway James Madison talk not going away.

You should look up the year 1812. 

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

You should look up the year 1812. 

Ah gotcha. Oops.

But the British were able to force a tie the second time around. Though maybe you might say Madison pulled it out in overtime.

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15 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I mean, look at this schedule:

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Mack has recruited fairly well, with halfway decent coaching this program could be winning 10 games a year in this crappy  league. 

Mack's entire career is defined by leaving shit on the table. All that talent he's had the MF'er has coached in 35 seasons as HC and he has two -- TWO! -- conference championships to his credit. That is a staggering stat. Thanks to VY he fell ass backwards into a single national championship (and probably should've had another). 

Just now, Davis Lane said:

"Winning is hard."

Wrong mediocrity you are quoting there

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Wrong mediocrity you are quoting there

Mack said it too.

He also said missed tackles and bad tackling was a college football epidemic.

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16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Mack's entire career is defined by leaving shit on the table. All that talent he's had the MF'er has coached in 35 seasons as HC and he has two -- TWO! -- conference championships to his credit. That is a staggering stat. Thanks to VY he fell ass backwards into a single national championship (and probably should've had another). 

My brother and I were just talking about this, imagine how many conference championships sark or somebody equivalent would have had with the talent Mack recruited. It’s heartbreaking as a fan and embarrassing for the university. That opens up a chance at a bunch more national championship games over the years too, I’m not saying we win a bunch more but we should have absolutely played for more than two in that time. 

Bwhahahaha.

 

Ok, let me see if I can make some sense out of this.  Before moving up to to FBS in 2022, JMU was a FCS powerhouse.  But....

 

Bwhahahahahahahahaha.

 

Ok, but seriously.   JMU put 53 on the board before half.  So...

 

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

In conclusion, Mack Brown can suck it.  

 

 

That all seems very un-Mack Brown to hang it up in the locker room.  He hasn't had a chance to go to Florida this week yet.  

 

But seriously, you're gonna need a source Ham Sandwich.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Scorigami scares you to death.

 

Who's gonna ever fact check these?  

8 minutes ago, Brodarious Hamm Sandwich said:


No longer a rumor. Apparently told the locker room after the game

So now he’s a quitter?

13 minutes ago, Brodarious Hamm Sandwich said:

Rumor is Mack has resigned. Hasn’t hit the wire yet

I thought he resigned during fall camp.

North Carolina Board of Regents:

"Did he turn in his resignation?"

"Not yet, and we can't get his plane to land."

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

There's no way he's resigning during the season 

Without getting paid

He wouldn't be out there killing himself against JMU if he was resigning. 

This loss is solely on the athletic department and fans who didn't give him the support he rightly deserves. 

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Come on Mack. Dig in like a tick, fuck up their recruiting and new coach search and make them come find you in the basement of your house under a stack of dirty clothes to fire you.

Or maybe you don't love North Carolina as much as you loved us

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I bet they have a super talented freshman who will be ready to start next week.  Or maybe the week after because they have a rivalry game v. Duke.

source?

I heard this from two Carolina insiders, one I personally know who is well connected, so take that for what it’s worth on a message board (not much). But now I’m hearing Mack walked it back

Either way, an absolute shitshow in Chapel Hill
3 minutes ago, Brodarious Hamm Sandwich said:


I heard this from two Carolina insiders, one I personally know who is well connected, so take that for what it’s worth on a message board (not much). But now I’m hearing Mack walked it back

Either way, an absolute shitshow in Chapel Hill

how the fuck do you walk back resigning in front of your locker room? lol

how the fuck do you walk back resigning in front of your locker room? lol

https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina/article/mack-brown-locker-room-address-leaves-program-in-flux-236668870/



Mack Brown Takes Full Blame for UNC's Ugly Loss

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — An emotional coach Mack Brown told the North Carolina football team that he was walking away from the job after the Tar Heels' embarrassing 70-50 loss to James Madison on Saturday at Kenan Stadium, multiple sources close to the situation have told Inside Carolina. Hours later, another source close to the situation emphasized that the 73-year-old College Football Hall of Famer, who long has taken losses hard in their immediate aftermath, isn't resigning or quitting his coaching position.

"He will be in the office tomorrow and getting back to work," that source said Saturday night. "Going in and having a normal Sunday."

Additional sources close to the situation said that affecting locker room scene has put the program in a state of flux, though, as school administrators weigh their next step. UNC athletic director Bubba Cunningham didn't respond to a request for comment on Saturday night.
1 minute ago, Brodarious Hamm Sandwich said:


https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina/article/mack-brown-locker-room-address-leaves-program-in-flux-236668870/



Mack Brown Takes Full Blame for UNC's Ugly Loss

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — An emotional coach Mack Brown told the North Carolina football team that he was walking away from the job after the Tar Heels' embarrassing 70-50 loss to James Madison on Saturday at Kenan Stadium, multiple sources close to the situation have told Inside Carolina. Hours later, another source close to the situation emphasized that the 73-year-old College Football Hall of Famer, who long has taken losses hard in their immediate aftermath, isn't resigning or quitting his coaching position.

"He will be in the office tomorrow and getting back to work," that source said Saturday night. "Going in and having a normal Sunday."

Additional sources close to the situation said that affecting locker room scene has put the program in a state of flux, though, as school administrators weigh their next step. UNC athletic director Bubba Cunningham didn't respond to a request for comment on Saturday night.

Oh I wasn't questioning you, just saying there's no way he'll ever honestly walk it back. All those players saw him quit on them, and they'll remember their bitch-ass coach turning yellow after an embarrassing loss. This is the kind of shit that will deject the team and cause them to spiral.

Oh I wasn't questioning you, just saying there's no way he'll ever honestly walk it back. All those players saw him quit on them, and they'll remember their bitch-ass coach turning yellow after an embarrassing loss. This is the kind of shit that will deject the team and cause them to spiral.


Didn’t take it that way! Agree with you 100% How do you make a 70-50 loss at home to JMU even more of a disaster? Mack discovered a way
45 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

how the fuck do you walk back resigning in front of your locker room? lol

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1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

"you'll have to fire me!"

Is he in Florida recruiting ?

32 minutes ago, Brodarious Hamm Sandwich said:

 


Didn’t take it that way! Agree with you 100% How do you make a 70-50 loss at home to JMU even more of a disaster? Mack discovered a way

 

No kidding.  That was an unexpected home 70-50 blowout loss.  How often does that happen?  So, how did the football team do today?

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Mack is playing 3D chess.  He found a way to get his players to take the blame and save his job.  Brilliant, just like his teeth. 

55 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

"you'll have to fire me!"

He’s trying to make sure Saban doesn’t take the job next.

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