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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I don't think they can let this go one into next season.

The atmosphere in and around the stadium yesterday was very, "blah". And it is a terrific stadium. They are huge on both sides of the ball and I was amazed that our defensive line, very thin, undersized and young, held on like they did and held them to 2/6 on 4th. It was huge.

I don't understand what he is doing with Hampton. That kid is a wrecking ball. They have some other backs too and I would have run a bit of two-back sets to confuse Pitt, they didn't. I'm not sure if Mack can use the lost QB in game one as the excuse because Criswell is just not an elite QB.

It was a fun game from my perspective. I don't think Mack had much fun.

I know for sure that their fans were miserable after the game. 

I can see Mack sucking up to the donors with his woe is me bullshit about how he was left without a paddle when Max Johnson broke his leg. He’s gonna ask for one last year for him and Max to go out with a bang and off into the sunset with an ACC title. Sure, Mack. 

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  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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22 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I can see Mack sucking up to the donors with his woe is me bullshit about how he was left without a paddle when Max Johnson broke his leg. He’s gonna ask for one last year for him and Max to go out with a bang and off into the sunset with an ACC title. Sure, Mack. 

"I'll retire and go quietly after this next year."

"I'll gladly give you a title on Tuesday if you pay me today."

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

He basically said Mack can be fiery but also fair.  

Aight

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

He basically said Mack can be fiery but also fair.  

He said Mack is a nice guy outside of football, but will throw anyone under the bus to save his own ass.

UNC scored in both halves with <:45 to go and gave up points both times. Prevent, how does it work?

 

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Need help from 2010

 

Mack on a 4 game losing streak against James Madison, Duke, Pitt, and Georgia Tech.

The hail handoff

mack is going to get all of the disaster losses this season. Like a triple crown or whatever. 

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Nm I’m a dumbass

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Some UNC fan just liked my fire Mack Brown tweet from 2013.

But probably not.

 

whoop, wrong thread. leaving it up anyway. 🤘🏼 

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On 10/5/2024 at 2:44 PM, WBT said:

3-3.  Letting James Madison beat you thrice scares you to death.

What comes after thrice?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

What comes after thrice?

Fource?

Just retire Mack. Hang out with the grandkids and enjoy orange slices or something. Is it really worth all of this?

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Sadly that looks familiar.  

Just now, Lhorn said:

Sadly that looks familiar.  

Yep.

Watching that run today of all days gave me some nasty flashbacks.

I need to go find some Ant, Wisner and Helm highlights from today.

17 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

whoop, wrong thread. leaving it up anyway. 🤘🏼 

Funny thing is all of the 38 were inconsequential and some were I. Garbage time

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Just retire Mack. Hang out with the grandkids and enjoy orange slices or something. Is it really worth all of this?

Money, glory and wanting to pass saban

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11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Money, glory and wanting to pass saban

Yeah look at all the glory he’s collecting 

On 10/6/2024 at 3:52 PM, TXpride said:

He said Mack is a nice guy outside of football, but will throw anyone under the bus to save his own ass.

That's what I heard.

Mack celebrates the life of Tyler Craft by getting his ass kicked by nerds at home.

17 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Some UNC fan just liked my fire Mack Brown tweet from 2013.

If that fan is a current student, he was like 10 when you posted. lol

23 hours ago, Vermin said:

Need help from 2010

 

Mack on a 4 game losing streak against James Madison, Duke, Pitt, and Georgia Tech.

That's a shame.

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I'm still checking out UNC message boards. Some Tarheel fans think that Mack will do the right thing and leave on his own volition for the good to the program. It's just crazy they still think that.

3 minutes ago, RC Horn said:

I'm still checking out UNC message boards. Some Tarheel fans think that Mack will do the right thing and leave on his own volition for the good to the program. It's just crazy they still think that.

This is a different type of debacle entirely, but I still think you're right. I imagine right now he's hoping to win 3 more so he can say "They fought their guts out and made a bowl. We have a great recruiting class and lots of room for improvement and we'll be in better shape to compete next year." Or some other Mack stuff similar to that and try to continue his personal goals. 

There's another part of me that thinks this is such a prolonged embarrassment that he might want out. The stink at that program right now is loud. Those stands looked empty, too, from the shots I saw of the game. It seems like a really uncomfortable place to be. 

12 minutes ago, RC Horn said:

I'm still checking out UNC message boards. Some Tarheel fans think that Mack will do the right thing and leave on his own volition for the good to the program. It's just crazy they still think that.

Looks like a job for Steve Patterson.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Looks like a job for Steve Patterson.

This time he can hire Korn Ferry to coach the team themselves and then schedule a game in Beijing. See what they think of two jetpacks.

Mack needs to retire again. He was pretty decent on gameday coverage.  He and Saban are the same age, Id much rather listen to him than Urban.

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

Mack needs to retire again. He was pretty decent on gameday coverage.  He and Saban are the same age, Id much rather listen to him than Urban.

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Mack needs to retire again. He was pretty decent on gameday coverage.  He and Saban are the same age, Id much rather listen to him than Urban.

This will be his last year. Good run.
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Mack on a 4 game losing streak against James Madison, Duke, Pitt, and Georgia Tech.

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Find it hard to believe Mack has the chutzpah to go to war with another administration. But would love for him to surprise me. A Mack v Tarheel cold war would be hilarious.

Who would be his biggest media mouthpiece?

9 hours ago, RC Horn said:

I'm still checking out UNC message boards. Some Tarheel fans think that Mack will do the right thing and leave on his own volition for the good to the program. It's just crazy they still think that.

They have no idea about Fuck You Pay Me, do they.

UNC is getting what they deserve on this deal. Mack will not go quietly and there will be more comical losses before this season ends. He does not have the ability to just step away and retire. We just saw this with Francona going to the Reds to manage them. It’s kinda sad to see guys not know when enough is enough, especially Francona because his health isn’t the greatest.

13 hours ago, RC Horn said:

I'm still checking out UNC message boards. Some Tarheel fans think that Mack will do the right thing and leave on his own volition for the good to the program. It's just crazy they still think that.

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13 hours ago, Chooky said:

This is a different type of debacle entirely, but I still think you're right. I imagine right now he's hoping to win 3 more so he can say "They fought their guts out and made a bowl. We have a great recruiting class and lots of room for improvement and we'll be in better shape to compete next year." Or some other Mack stuff similar to that and try to continue his personal goals. 

There's another part of me that thinks this is such a prolonged embarrassment that he might want out. The stink at that program right now is loud. Those stands looked empty, too, from the shots I saw of the game. It seems like a really uncomfortable place to be. 

Has he blamed the hurricane, yet? 

On 10/12/2024 at 8:56 PM, WBT said:

What comes after thrice?

Farce.

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