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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

So this thread is over now?

If the title is adjusted, it could just be the UNC football and also Mack Brown thread. They play every year and might even be significant every now and then. 

On 12/1/2024 at 12:07 PM, Steel Shank said:

"Great time for me to get out; this isn't the game I signed up for," Brown said in his final postgame news conference. "I'm leaving it better than I found it."

 

If I asked Chat GPT for a fake quote from Mack Brown about getting fired it could never come up with anything as Mack Brown as this. 

At the level UNC historically recruits at, can you imaging the 3 star boners that are raging right now because they are gonna be coached up by Belichick? I wonder if he'll turn over the roster a la Deion and immediately dump a lot of that dead weight off the team. You gotta believe he's gonna have better options interested in the tarheels now, if only to say they were coached by Belichick. 

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

If I asked Chat GPT for a fake quote from Mack Brown about getting fired it could never come up with anything as Mack Brown as this. 

Mack Brown:

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On 11/29/2024 at 7:36 AM, SimkinsMan said:

Arthur Smith scares you to death.

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Season 3 of Mindhunter?

If Mack is seen recruiting down in Florida, will this thread heat up again?

Poor Sally. Stuck with that fucker at home, all day, every day.

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

Poor Sally. Stuck with that fucker at home, all day, every day.

he can always try and sell some "casistas" for extra income

16 hours ago, Crockett said:

I put this in another thread, but it actually belongs here.

 

 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Poor Sally. Stuck with that fucker at home, all day, every day.

"And that's fair"

So a guy and a staff that has never recruited HS players are going to go to UNC and somehow just rev that program up? I just can’t picture BB dealing with an entitled 18 year old. 
 
This IMO is a terrible hire (if it comes to fruition). 

He’s just there for the pussy.
  • 3 weeks later...

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)


He better stay the fuck away from the program.

25 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

He better stay the fuck away from the program.

Mack sees himself like DKR at age 73.  He mentions that he can't wait to eat meals again with CDC, DeLoss, all the Olympic sports staff at Texas -- all friends of his and Sally.  

I'm sure Mack will be rubbing elbows again with all his favorite Longhorn alumni that kissed his ass while he was here before.  🙄

39 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:


He better stay the fuck away from the program.

Assistant to the Minister of Culture. 

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Mack sees himself like DKR at age 73.  He mentions that he can't wait to eat meals again with CDC, DeLoss, all the Olympic sports staff at Texas -- all friends of his and Sally.  

I'm sure Mack will be rubbing elbows again with all his favorite Longhorn alumni that kissed his ass while he was here before.  🙄

This is probably correct.  I'm certainly not a BMD but I could see where the bad blood between them and Mack runs deep. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)

Fuck that comment section.

1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

He better stay the fuck away from the program.

There’s a place for a brand ambassador to talk up and glad hand. But him interfering with Sark’s program scares me to death

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The comments on OTF are worse.

I liked the guy who said we should put Mack in charge of recruiting. 

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I liked the guy who said we should put Mack in charge of recruiting. 

I was going to reply with something along the lines of his recruiting failures post national title to his firing but I held back because it’s OTF and not this site 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)

The absolute best at interviewing 

Just started the interview. Amazing that the first words out of Mack's mouth are about how college football is such a mess right now, right after he was fired and replaced by BB. I bet if he was playing Wednesday he wouldn't think it's a mess. 

27 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

There’s a place for a brand ambassador to talk up and glad hand. But him interfering with Sark’s program scares me to death

(Knock on wood) If Mack starts hovering around Sark’s program trying to give his unsolicited advice on how to win one championship in 15 years, I wouldn’t blame Sark one bit for bolting to the NFL the first chance he got to get away from mackbrown-texasfootball.com because what the fuck man.

Is that the little lady in the kitchen back there baking cookies and making orange slices?

I cannot imagine CDC and Hartzell not running total interference. His former players and some olds will want to have him around, but I'd bet the major player BMDs are not interested.

he better not get within 5 miles of the University.  This is on CDC and Hartzell if they let him fuck this up.

The return of Mack Brown Texas Football. Orange slices and juice bars for all!

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This interview feels like a plea to be welcomed back at Texas. 

Aaaand there it is. "January 1st we're moving back to Austin!" 

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Sark to CDC: “He better not fucking touch my program!”

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I’d imagine that Sark and CDC have the stones to manage the situation.  

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

If you think mack brown covering Texas sports in this format isn't a fucking gold mine you have no idea how money works. 

This is an absolutely incredible interview from a perspective that is unique. 

Fuck Mack. But you are right regarding smoozing BMDs. Also OTF should make Mack their Saban/Corso lol

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

I’d imagine that Sark and CDC have the stones to manage the situation.  

What situation? There's no situation. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck Mack. But you are right regarding smoozing BMDs. Also OTF should make Mack their Saban/Corso lol

Yeah... 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

make him put on a mascot hat every Saturday!

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1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

There’s a place for a brand ambassador to talk up and glad hand. But him interfering with Sark’s program scares me to death

He’s not our brand. 

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s not our brand. 

tell him that -www.mackbrowntexasfootball.com

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1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

tell him that -www.mackbrowntexasfootball.com

That was an embarassing & shameful move when it happened.

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