January 8Jan 8 Is it bad to wish death on Mack? I’m not saying I am, but is it bad? Edited January 8Jan 8 by billfromlaketravis
January 8Jan 8 1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said: Are Mack and Rick Barnes going to kiss on the mouth when Tennessee comes? And are him and Sally wearing matching vests? Look at the vest on the chair next to him. Edited January 8Jan 8 by MrBig
January 8Jan 8 1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said: This is how you encourage Sark to look at the NFL Not gonna lie, my mind is going there with Mack lingering around. Hartzell leaving doesn’t help and after Colt’s shoulder I think of worst case scenario possibilities when I see Mack’s face and hear his voice.
January 8Jan 8 I swear to Christ Mack is like pancreatic cancer. He just won't go away. It's both annoying, and we will all be dead before he's strapped to a gurney and wheeled out. I used to like him, but after his firing and telling recruits to look elsewhere, he's never getting off of my shit list, even if it were a blessing in disguise to wander the proverbial desert for 12 years before success. Fuck that motherfucker.
January 8Jan 8 I do not want that motherfucker anywhere near Sark and his staff to "give advice" about shit he doesn't know or can't
January 8Jan 8 15 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: Retired Mack coming around shouldn’t worry anyone. He’s harmless You're right about a lot of things. This is not one of those.
January 8Jan 8 Is Mack going to coach the team in Arlington, or will he be named head coach after the game?
January 8Jan 8 1 minute ago, David Dennison said: If Mack being back can make this board freak out so hilariously, I'm all for it. You say that until shit suddenly goes awry when he's around.
January 8Jan 8 7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: You say that until shit suddenly goes awry when he's around. It won't be because of Mack Brown.
January 8Jan 8 It's all fun and games until he's standing on the 50 yard line in November and the University is naming part of the Stadium or something after him. Which is clearly why he's back, now that UNC has definitively kicked him to the curb forever.
January 8Jan 8 Just now, Bateshorn said: It's all fun and games until he's standing on the 50 yard line in November and the University is naming part of the Stadium or something after him. Which is clearly why he's back, now that UNC has definitively kicked him to the curb forever. I fully expect something like that to happen. He won a national championship here. He might even get a statue if he plays his cards right.
January 8Jan 8 he has enough rich, good ol boy buddies who are probably allowed near the program and/or in the facilities and I could see the older donors being the type to push back if Sark says he doesn’t want Mack around the program so much. Fuck that.
January 8Jan 8 "The Mack Brown-Mark Mangino Memorial Towel Stick and Ass Wiper" has a nice ring to it. Make it so, CDC. Seriously, I wish he would wait until after the playoffs to make his presence known.
January 8Jan 8 8 minutes ago, Bateshorn said: He's such a desperate, grasping attention whore. He should get a login.
January 8Jan 8 1 minute ago, David Dennison said: He should get a login. Can't imagine what he would be like in a game thread.
January 8Jan 8 1 hour ago, David Dennison said: I fully expect something like that to happen. He begrudgingly allowed a QB to be recruited who won a national championship here. He might even get a statue if he plays his cards right.
January 8Jan 8 8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Can't imagine what he would be like in a game thread. Clap clap clap clap Edited January 8Jan 8 by tejas60 the claps
January 8Jan 8 To paraphrase DKR Mack is like a cockroach. It’s not what he can eat and tote off, it’s what he falls into and messes up that hurts.” That’s how I see him fucking shit up. Edited January 8Jan 8 by DigglerontheHoof
January 8Jan 8 9 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: Son of a bitch has millions and he is so desperate to be liked. It’s something. His Mom and Dad loved his brother, Watson, and barely even liked Mack. He has life-long issues from that, and will never change.
January 8Jan 8 2 hours ago, Bateshorn said: It's all fun and games until he's standing on the 50 yard line in November and the University is naming part of the Stadium or something after him. Which is clearly why he's back, now that UNC has definitively kicked him to the curb forever. The Mack Brown East-Side Piss Trough @ DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium
January 8Jan 8 No fucking way will Mack ever get a statue, or anything named after him. He won a single NC and 2 BCS bowl games in his 16 years coaching. Not to mention he literally won 2 Big XII championships with superior talent han OU, and got Bob Stoops' chin cum all over his face in 8 of the 16. He can pander his Schick all he wants, but there's probably 10 other coaches at the very least who have 1 NC. He's a charlatan. The guy was a yearly Holiday bowl ateendee. Not even good enough to make more than 2 BCS non-NC games, and 1 NC. ONE. Oh, right, right, how could I forget he didn't have a contingency plan when Colt got hurt because....well, he's a dumbass. So what does he do? You guessed it, he threw in a true frosh who didn't even get the chance to know the entire playbook because he was redshirting, and Mack seemingly forgot he had a real backup. This is how fucking retarded that man is. That motherfucker deserves nothing. Am I being spiteful? Fuck yes I am. I don't give one single fuck how many "wins" he has here, or how many top 3 glasses he had; the truth is he is an average to below average coach, but has a great defensive staff with Akina and Robinson/Muschamp, he backdoored his way into Colt McCoy being a fucking baller. He never thought "wait a minute here....that kid over there at 2a Jim Ned HS looks just like the guy who can take us to that next step after VY. I never thought Ryan Perriloux was good enough, anyway. I pushed him out for Colt" Hes a narcassistic mouth breathing, bug eating dipshit. So, yeah, Mack, thank you for 16 years of 2 CC, 1 NC, 1 NC loss, and 2 BCS games. But wait, there's more...that limp wristed, dog hair eating, maniacal raging asshole told all the recruits to look elsewhere after he was canned because he's a thin-skinned brainlet who didn't appreciate where he was all those years. And instead of taking the high road, nah, fam, he just set it and his legacy on fire. Absolute legend...of idiots that had surrounded himself with people more knowledge than him and beat up the Big 12, but couldn't beat his fishing buddy Bob Stoops. He had three 1-loss seasons, one 0 loss season, then you have another 2-7 losses in there each year I swear to God there aren't enough drugs, including Ketamine, MDMA, and Xanax mixed together to change my mind. I'm probably going to have an aneurysm. I should probably get some sunlight and go take drugs and lay in the grass and have an existential crisis.
January 8Jan 8 53 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said: The Mack Brown East-Side Piss Trough @ DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium A bit long for a domain name, but mackbrowneastsidepisstrough.com is available. For now.
January 8Jan 8 weirdly mackbrowneastsidepisstrough-texasfootball.com is taken Edited January 8Jan 8 by Vertigo
January 8Jan 8 1 minute ago, Vertigo said: weirdly mackbrowneastsidepisstrough-texasfootball.com is taken Mack probably bought it
January 8Jan 8 1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said: Son of a bitch has millions and he is so desperate to be liked. It’s something. He's a con artist for one, I think his parents didn't likr him very much, or laid little attention to him. I think someone mentioned here or Shaggy that they loved his brother way more (can't remember his name), even in his 70s he has trust issues and a deep need for affection and like, even though on the inside he's a spiteful asshole. But he did take the time to take a picture with my niece who began attending UNC this year. Would have been cool had coach K still been coaching and my nephew, who attends Duke, got a Pic with him. Anyway... Mack is just an insecure manlet who needs someone to tell him he's special. You know, like an escort for example. Edited January 8Jan 8 by Funk Doctor Spock
January 8Jan 8 15 minutes ago, Vertigo said: weirdly mackbrowneastsidepisstrough-texasfootball.com is taken @immamac should buy it and redirect it to surly
January 8Jan 8 57 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: He can pander his Schick all he wants, but there's probably 10 other coaches at the very least who have 1 NC. He's a charlatan The list of current head football coaches with a national title ring as HC is very short. I know it does not include the current HCs of: Michigan, Ohio State, Louisiana State, Florida State, Texas A&M, Alabama, Texas, Southern Cal, Notre Dame.
January 8Jan 8 I can’t see the whole tweet above referencing Baker Montgomery. What’s it saying about him?
January 8Jan 8 2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: No fucking way will Mack ever get a statue, or anything named after him. He won a single NC and 2 BCS bowl games in his 16 years coaching. Not to mention he literally won 2 Big XII championships with superior talent han OU, and got Bob Stoops' chin cum all over his face in 8 of the 16. He can pander his Schick all he wants, but there's probably 10 other coaches at the very least who have 1 NC. He's a charlatan. The guy was a yearly Holiday bowl ateendee. Not even good enough to make more than 2 BCS non-NC games, and 1 NC. ONE. Oh, right, right, how could I forget he didn't have a contingency plan when Colt got hurt because....well, he's a dumbass. So what does he do? You guessed it, he threw in a true frosh who didn't even get the chance to know the entire playbook because he was redshirting, and Mack seemingly forgot he had a real backup. This is how fucking retarded that man is. That motherfucker deserves nothing. Am I being spiteful? Fuck yes I am. I don't give one single fuck how many "wins" he has here, or how many top 3 glasses he had; the truth is he is an average to below average coach, but has a great defensive staff with Akina and Robinson/Muschamp, he backdoored his way into Colt McCoy being a fucking baller. He never thought "wait a minute here....that kid over there at 2a Jim Ned HS looks just like the guy who can take us to that next step after VY. I never thought Ryan Perriloux was good enough, anyway. I pushed him out for Colt" Hes a narcassistic mouth breathing, bug eating dipshit. So, yeah, Mack, thank you for 16 years of 2 CC, 1 NC, 1 NC loss, and 2 BCS games. But wait, there's more...that limp wristed, dog hair eating, maniacal raging asshole told all the recruits to look elsewhere after he was canned because he's a thin-skinned brainlet who didn't appreciate where he was all those years. And instead of taking the high road, nah, fam, he just set it and his legacy on fire. Absolute legend...of idiots that had surrounded himself with people more knowledge than him and beat up the Big 12, but couldn't beat his fishing buddy Bob Stoops. He had three 1-loss seasons, one 0 loss season, then you have another 2-7 losses in there each year I swear to God there aren't enough drugs, including Ketamine, MDMA, and Xanax mixed together to change my mind. I'm probably going to have an aneurysm. I should probably get some sunlight and go take drugs and lay in the grass and have an existential crisis. So you’re over it…
January 9Jan 9 2 hours ago, notre dame joe said: The list of current head football coaches with a national title ring as HC is very short. I know it does not include the current HCs of: Michigan, Ohio State, Louisiana State, Florida State, Texas A&M, Alabama, Texas, Southern Cal, Notre Dame. I'm just speaking over time. His narcissism makes him believe he's better than he actually is, while over several decades there have been schools that won a NC and aren't putting up a statue of that coach, because, well, they're not dumbasses, Mack is in the same narcissist spectrum sigh Urban Meyer, but unlike Brown. He's win 3 NC's. His deluded mind thinks he's smarter than everyone in the room, even those who have repeatedly beat him, or won more conference and/or NC'S.
January 9Jan 9 1 hour ago, sushihorn said: So you’re over it… For now...until I see that motherfucker walk the sidelines at a game, and then shit will hit the fan. The only thing Mack can do is tank what Sark is accomplishing just out of spite. People see some good ol boy, smiley glad handing people, while others see him as a manlet with mommy and daddy issues. He's an attention whore that is irrelevant today. I used to like him when I was going to UT, but when I finished grad school he showed who he really is. " I can fix it, I swear. Just give me 10 more seasons to get the band back together again"
January 9Jan 9 On 12/31/2024 at 6:53 PM, tx 3 putt said: Ironic that Macks grandsons look like kids he would offer at Jr. Day.
January 9Jan 9 8 hours ago, MrBig said: Are Mack and Rick Barnes going to kiss on the mouth when Tennessee comes? And are him and Sally wearing matching vests? Look at the vest on the chair next to him. I doubt Barnes will, but Deloss Dodds is a better bet.
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