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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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1 hour ago, Lou Loomis said:

We Got It from Here... Thank You 4 Your Service

GOODBYE…..AND GOOD LUCK

it was time for mack to go no doubt but you fucking idiots that just keep disrespecting him are fucking ridiculous.  We arent who we are as a school without mack in the 2000's.  

And who would we be if he didn’t quietly quit after 2009? Or if he just walked away after realizing that he was about to be shitcanned for a competent coach instead of dragging us down with him. Would we be in a better place over the last decade?

This is the guy who let us get to Case McCoy being our starting QB.

On 1/26/2025 at 4:54 PM, deft said:


And who would we be if he didn’t quietly quit after 2009? Or if he just walked away after realizing that he was about to be shitcanned for a competent coach instead of dragging us down with him. Would we be in a better place over the last decade?

The presence of Mack is troubling. Sark, CDC and Eltife have adroitly handled the BMD's. But kicking Mack to the curb hopefully somewhere in North Carolina may be more difficult. Sort of like untreatable rash.   

On 1/26/2025 at 5:07 PM, Deej said:

This is the guy who let us get to Case McCoy being our starting QB.

But he made up for it by landing Tyrone Swoopes.

On 1/26/2025 at 10:06 AM, Gidnik said:

I dont disagree with anything you said.  but for people to imply that he shouldnt come to basketball or baseball or whatever games and interact with current players like hes going to infect them with some sort of malaise is idiotic. 

He just needs to show up, flash his Land o' Lakes choppers, wave to the camera and then zip it. 

1 minute ago, Hornbeliever said:

All OU fans are praying this happens so it’s true news

We already throw it behind the sticks so Mack can’t really help as an analyst if we’re already doing what he knows. He just wants to be part of the Arch madness success after getting dumped for BB at UNC. 

17 hours ago, MrBig said:

We already throw it behind the sticks ...

Mack can’t really help ... getting dumped for BB at UNC. 

At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way.

And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped.

The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit.

Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack.

And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.

 

 

 

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left something out...

Still looking for an answer to my question about Baker Montgomery upthread.

4 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Mack brown , trakas hdspm!!

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On 2/3/2025 at 10:06 AM, Tex Long said:

At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way.

And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped.

The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit.

Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack.

And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.

 

 

 

I’m just saying Mack can’t contribute shit to our team, other than saying to throw it behind the sticks (which we already do, but in a much different way than Mack and GDGD did). Mack would also recommend to keep Arch in the game during blowouts to run up his stats  instead of getting Trey Owens some reps. He just needs to smile and wave at the crowd and keep his mouth shut about NIL. 

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11 minutes ago, lateshow said:

From the article:

One of the main reasons that Brown had even come back last season was to help oversee the program while player Tylee Craft was going through his cancer fight. The 23-year-old player died in October from a rare form of lung cancer.

“He was sick for 2 1/2 years, and that was really the reason we came back for the last year, is we wanted to make sure that he was taken care of,” Brown said.

 

This fucking guy.....are you kidding me?!?!

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11 minutes ago, lateshow said:He feels it was mostly political.

He feels it was mostly political.

Right.  A political movement against mediocrity. 

1 minute ago, PW119 said:

One of the main reasons that Brown had even come back last season was to help oversee the program while player Tylee Craft was going through his cancer fight. The 23-year-old player died in October from a rare form of lung cancer.

“He was sick for 2 1/2 years, and that was really the reason we came back for the last year, is we wanted to make sure that he was taken care of,” Brown said.

 

This fucking guy.....are you kidding me?!?!

That's fucking low. Even for Mack.

Such a class act, coming back to take care of that player with cancer. Belichick would’ve killed him by Labor Day.

Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy?  Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!

6 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy?  Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!

They should hire him as an analyst.  He has a decent winning record at Kyle Field.

50 minutes ago, PW119 said:

From the article:

One of the main reasons that Brown had even come back last season was to help oversee the program while player Tylee Craft was going through his cancer fight. The 23-year-old player died in October from a rare form of lung cancer.

“He was sick for 2 1/2 years, and that was really the reason we came back for the last year, is we wanted to make sure that he was taken care of,” Brown said.

 

This fucking guy.....are you kidding me?!?!

Yeah, that line struck me as well. 

2 hours ago, PW119 said:

From the article:

One of the main reasons that Brown had even come back last season was to help oversee the program while player Tylee Craft was going through his cancer fight. The 23-year-old player died in October from a rare form of lung cancer.

“He was sick for 2 1/2 years, and that was really the reason we came back for the last year, is we wanted to make sure that he was taken care of,” Brown said.

 

This fucking guy.....are you kidding me?!?!

Dear Mack, you were the cancer in the Tarheel program.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

They should hire him as an analyst.  He has a decent winning record at Kyle Field.

So does App State.

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Reason number 1 why Mack can’t be trusted … we finally have the upper hand in a bag game that’s legit and he wants to change it…

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We don’t want it to be that the only teams with the money are the ones that are going to win. Everybody talked about NIL bringing more parity. It really didn’t. It separated the ones that had the money from the others,” he said. “Until we can get enough people that love this sport, and have enough knowledge, to get in a room and iron it out, because we’re making decisions without understanding the consequences, and that’s what gets you in trouble.

“NIL was a good thing. It’s not a good thing when there’s no cap. So we’ve got to get more like an NFL model now, because for the first time the NFL is much more organized than college football.”

He burnt the program to the ground once before, now he wants to pull it down before sark wins one or gasp more than one.

all Mack cares about is his legacy. 
 

from the Fort Worth Star telegram via Apple News:
 

https://apple.news/AL6DnlEpJRGaVwvR1OfXEIA

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Keep this POS away from program. He will fuck up all momentum. All he cares about is himself. 

Fuck me. You know, I'm one of the Surlies who have not been shy about voicing an opinion on Mack, and nearly always a negative one. Not so much his coaching abilities, which I believe are uhhhh let's say, good, but not great. No, more about his being a contemptible human being in so many ways. 

I don't think he behave so on purpose, it's just ingrained in him so deeply that he does it without even thinking about it.

If your dog acted like this, you'd try to train him better... but, having failed at that, you'd take him for a last trip to the Vet.

It's time.

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13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Ya’ll treat this man terribly. 

Will do.

15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Ya’ll treat this man terribly. 

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On 2/23/2025 at 6:35 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Ya’ll treat this man terribly. 

Mack Brown can suck it.  And you should go back to the CR where your shit posting goes mostly unnoticed.

On 2/23/2025 at 6:35 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Ya’ll treat this man terribly. 

Hey, Chris Jessie is on Surly!

On 1/26/2025 at 2:56 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

But that’s not how it will work. He’s going to be front and center a lot this fall i guarantee it 

Why would you think that when he's already front and center at the basketball games? 

Nauseating that the clown is back in Austin. 

 

On 2/23/2025 at 9:06 AM, BrazilHorn said:

Keep this POS away from program. He will fuck up all momentum. All he cares about is himself. 

this.  he is so fucking stupid. he can't be put out to pasture soon enough.

1) why would we want anyone tied to the program spouting about trying to pay players we want less, by installing a cap

2) all it means is that the cheaters will pay above the cap because no one is going to punish them just like the feckless NCAA wouldn't after they too SMU and shot them out back

  I bet half of UNC's calculus was if we hire Belichick, Mack will go back to Texas and we will be rid of his pussy ass.  fuck that dude.

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Mack Brown can suck it.  And you should go back to the CR where your shit posting goes mostly unnoticed.

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

On 1/26/2025 at 1:35 PM, MrX said:

I’m fine with Mack glad handing with donors and passing out cookies at games. Keep him the fuck away from everything else. 

"So many of the big-money donors have said to me that I could really help Sark, so I've been darting into his office to share my ideas." 

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24 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

Regardless, the game has since passed him by. He's wistfully longing for a time that no longer exists, and it doesn't really benefit him or us for him to involved in the program with the current college sports landscape. 

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On 2/19/2025 at 11:26 AM, PW119 said:

From the article:

One of the main reasons that Brown had even come back last season was to help oversee the program while player Tylee Craft was going through his cancer fight. The 23-year-old player died in October from a rare form of lung cancer.

“He was sick for 2 1/2 years, and that was really the reason we came back for the last year, is we wanted to make sure that he was taken care of,” Brown said.

Not the first time Mack has used human shields to cover up his failings. Anyone remember the 2010 home loss to Iowa State, where Mack began the post-game press conference by saying the whole team was focused on one of the players who had lost his mom? 

I haven’t checked in on this thread for a while. Hey, Nick Voinis: fuck Mack Brown!

 

The Minister of Butter. 

On 1/26/2025 at 4:48 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

GOODBYE…..AND GOOD LUCK

The course you have selected is…. not available. 

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

He’s also a petty bitch. Two things can both be true. 

Regardless, the game has since passed him by. He's wistfully longing for a time that no longer exists, and it doesn't really benefit him or us for him to involved in the program with the current college sports landscape. 

The game passed him by before Cedric left.
17 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

* Y'all

* Yous

 

16 hours ago, dcar00 said:

  I bet half of UNC's calculus was if we hire Belichick, Mack will go back to Texas and we will be rid of his pussy ass.  fuck that dude.

No reason to doubt this take.

15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

10 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

He meant to write that Mack's the most self-important coach.

5 hours ago, 83Horn said:

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

I’m not, it’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t have brainworms. Growth and Money.

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22 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

Yes.  He won a MNC.  He also perpetually got skullfucked by OU.

Then, instead of graciously retiring and riding into the burnt orange sunset, he pored diesel on the place, set off some fireworks and went all Eastbound and Down on us. 

The funny thing about all of that was UNC rehired him after seeing what he did and he turned around to basically do the same thing to them.  Again. 

So, in conclusion...  Fuck Mack Brown.

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