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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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  • He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win

  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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21 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No he didn’t. That’s sensitive message board poster not getting their cake.

Is that you, Sally? I didn’t know yall lived on Stassney. No wonder Mack is trying to weasel his way back into the program. Things are tough all over.

41 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck Mack Brown 

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Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

20 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

Winter rules?

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Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

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On 2/25/2025 at 9:34 PM, troph said:

The course you have selected is…. not available. 

Too soon

On 2/26/2025 at 7:20 PM, theBigHen said:

Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

Did Mack’s golf balls have Sark’s face painted on them? 

5 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

They were painted orange, and he kept slicing them

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They'll need to knock a few million off. You know the place still smells from all the times he shit the bed. 

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11 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Mad Dog is at our pro day

Must be some buffet.

22 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Mad Dog is at our pro day

Was he wearing that stupid fucking "maddog" chain on his repulsive hippopotamus neck? 

1 hour ago, PW119 said:

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He's not going away.

 

Is he teaching, or will he be an attendee?

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It's threads like these that make me feel I'm among my peeps. 

I am grateful to Mack Brown. I honestly thought I would live my lifetime with football being deemphasized as unimportant to the overall mission of the school. Maybe it should be. I don't know. I think UT is a better place when we're at the top of the food chain in football, but I'm biased. But the energy is different. Applications are up. Donations are up. People wear their gear. 

There was a decade and a half before Mack Brown got to Austin where football was such an afterthought in so many ways. It was an entirely different feeling than 2010 to 2022, where the primary driver of mediocrity was simple incompetence. 1984 to 1997 felt purposeful. 

That said, fuck Mack Brown. I never liked him. He's not my kind of guy. I'm grateful to him, and many of his manipulative narcissistic qualities were used to benefit the UT program. The national championship in 2005 will forever be my favorite sports moment of my lifetime. Nothing will ever exceed it. But I'm glad he's gone. I wish he wasn't hanging around the program like the emotional vulture he is. 

He should lecture about shitting the bed on a regular basis against your biggest rival. 

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35 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

To think some people are ok with him being around the program.

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He couldn't wait to drop that little nugget about academic standards into the open, trying to act like he inadvertently revealed something he didn't know would be considered uncomplimentary to UNC. He is also simultaneously elevating the expectations for why Bill should be successful right away while laying out all the things he feels they didn't do for him. Mack Brown.

Hey, wasn't it UNC that got a little wrist slap for having a completely non-existent course giving out A's to basketballers?

 

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Yeah this is all accomplishing 2 different goals for old "loveable" orange slice boogaloo.

First, he's shitting on the department that formerly employed him (2 times) because he's a spiteful, petulant little fucking bitch made fraud.

Second, he's laying the ground for "reasons", in advance, why Bill was successful when Mack wasn't, should it come to pass. 

Mack is a fucking cancer and anyone that doesn't understand why he should have zero association with Texas athletics is a moron.

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6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack is super nice in person. And it’s 100% fake. 

He is a petty, petty man. With gynecomastia. 

But great tits, right?

Mack is such a petty little bitch. I've erased from my mind any part he had in our run to the title. Fuck that guy.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Mack is such a petty little bitch. I've erased from my mind any part he had in our run to the title. Fuck that guy.

It's a shame that Sally made cookies instead of candles.

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack is super nice in person. And it’s 100% fake. 

He is a petty, petty man. With gynecomastia. 

Sark gets mad when you touch his tits.

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I refuse to dog Mack Brown for any reason.

Record speaks for itself.

Not me, he’s a bitch. 

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He's complicated. In some ways he was the savior of the program, and then he lived long enough to become the villain. 

He should have stepped down after 2009. The only problem with that is we might have hired him back like North Carolina did. At least we got as clean a break from him as is possible under the circumstances. I know he's vulturing around now, but he's not the head coach. That would have been an even bigger disaster than 2010-13. 

8 minutes ago, bluto said:

Not me, he’s a bitch. 

He also is won national championship at Texas and had nine consecutive ten win seasons and won eleven bowl games in sixteen years so you can kindly fuck off.

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