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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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27 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Good.  As the President of the FUMB club, anything that delays the inevitable Mack Brown/UT good memory night is a bonus in my book.

Fuck Mack Brown.  Buttertoothed, goldbricking, back stabbing piece of shit.

If we're lucky he really does kill himself on a recruiting trip.

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  • He's been a petulant cunt at NC over the last few months and they told him to get lost. He hasn't changed and shouldn't be anywhere around the program.  

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    He wrote “Fuck you, pay me,” didn’t he.

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1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Good.  As the President of the FUMB club, anything that delays the inevitable Mack Brown/UT good memory night is a bonus in my book.

Fuck Mack Brown.  Buttertoothed, goldbricking, back stabbing piece of shit.

....and that’s fair. 

11 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

love the suit and tennis shoe look.

He forgot that's he's not on a TV set anymore.

17 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Nothing says, “I’m reinvigorated, ready to bust my ass and will take this job seriously” like showing up to the introductory press conference in tennis shoes.

He's been hanging around with the ESPN retards too long.

(Actually, I'm sure Sally laid out his outfit last night)

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Sally said three places she would go with Mack: Hawaii, Bahamas, Chapel Hill

Just now, Machinator said:

Mack is on now. Receiving a game ball

Shhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttt.

Bob Stoops gave Mack a whole lot of game balls. Slammed repeatedly into Mack's eager chin.

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We're talking voids, now. Mack is going to fill the players' void. The team is going to fill Mack's and Sally's void.

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[mention=198]bigup2dahorns[/mention], gonna start a thread?


Was in the air, just landed and figured I would miss it. Hoping to catch all the exciting quotes here.

MackBrownCarolinafootball.com up and running yet?

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Sally mention count has to be at about 6-7 in the first five minutes.

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Mack has been out and about, apparently. He has staff in mind.

Hasn't talked to any of them, though.

Is Carolina gonna be a power running team or whatever is in Mack's imagination for now?

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Just now, Machinator said:

Roy Williams and Mack are "very dear friends"

That's big of mack.  They show the Chris Simms end zone play on ESPn all the time.

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UNC is the only place that Mack would have returned to.

"We love to fix things."

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

That's big of mack.  They show the Chris Simms end zone play on ESPn all the time.

Coach Roy Williams

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Q: Did you have any hesitation about returning to the job?

A: Mack: we interviewed at "different places" every year, kept it private, but none of them felt right

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Mack wants to spend the rest of his life in Chapel Hill, apparently.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

UNC is the only place that Mack would have returned to.

"We love to fix things."

Except 2010-2013 Texas.

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Q: What is your vision at UNC?

A: "You don't win because you want to win. You win because you go through a process of getting better."

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Protect the ball, get takeaways, win the kicking game

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Mack: I'm going to tell [the players] enjoy your holidays, because they're the last ones you'll ever have. We're going to win next year.

"If you can't find me, I'm hiding in a private plane, 30,000 feet in the air..."

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Mack complaining about people criticizing him for being a cheerleader.

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Mack loves winning late games close. That's what he misses.

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Mack's job at ESPN was to sit and watch 24 games and email things to the producer he wanted to talk about. He has a good feel for this UNC team.

He's proud of the kids for playing hard.

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He knows the numbers, not the names.

He's heard there are 12 commits, doesn't know who they are.

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Q: Is the fish tank (from your first stint) still there?

A: Sally put the fish tank in Mack's office without telling him. It's important to Mack; that's why DeLoss gave him one at Texas.

Mack Brown, The Chiz, and Kingsbury possibly all on the same sideline?  The possible Shamepaints...

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Q: How is Mack going to buck the trend of coaches returning to the job not succeeding the second time?

A: We know the place, we know the people. We have made it everywhere we've been. We know how to win, how to make it work. Most important thing is fit and chemistry; we have it here.

4 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm a huge tarheel fan as well so this is great.

Are you also a fan of hurting yourself?

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Q: what's the biggest challenge relating to players, with you being out of coaching?

A: Earning their trust and respect, because they don't know me. Advantage is that they've seen Mack Brown on TV, and he's seen them practice. His greatest advantage is Sally. She loves kids. She could tell when Mack wasn't going to land certain recruits. "Their way to get to me is through her."

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3 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Mack Brown, The Chiz, and Kingsbury possibly all on the same sideline?  The possible Shamepaints...

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Is that Mack or Jerry Sandusky?

I don't have a chance to watch this. Can someone let me know if they hand him a 20XX Championship Plaque?

8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Mack Brown is waging a war on Christmas!

And teeth cleaning 

22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

We're talking voids, now. Mack is going to fill the players' void. The team is going to fill Mack's and Sally's void.

Somethingsomething your mom's void.

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Mack is coming back to UNC for the same reason he went to Texas: to fix things.

Fixing is more fun than maintaining. You get bored and complacent that way.

"We used to think winning 10 games was bad." Not "healthy".

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Now he's name-dropping numerous ACC coaches. Steve Addazio, was hired at Texas for 5 minutes before he took the Temple job.

Just now, Machinator said:

"We used to think winning 10 games was bad." Not "healthy".

suppressed rage bubbling up

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Mack is behind in recruiting more so than any other aspect of the job. He's gonna hit the road after meeting the kids.

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