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according to the article, he kept seeing the woman who originally claimed he abused her back before the season- the one who recanted her DV testimony as an extortion attempt.

instead of fucking cutting ties, this moron stays with her, and surprise, surprise, surprise, he's getting arrested for DV again.

 

How fucking stupid do you have to be to continue to see a woman who flat out admitted she only wanted your money?

 

Pussy- its undefeated

according to the article, he kept seeing the woman who originally claimed he abused her back before the season- the one who recanted her DV testimony as an extortion attempt.
instead of fucking cutting ties, this moron stays with her, and surprise, surprise, surprise, he's getting arrested for DV again.
 
How fucking stupid do you have to be to continue to see a woman who flat out admitted she only wanted your money?
 
Pussy- its undefeated
Well they didn't draft him for his intellect
5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

according to the article, he kept seeing the woman who originally claimed he abused her back before the season- the one who recanted her DV testimony as an extortion attempt.

instead of fucking cutting ties, this moron stays with her, and surprise, surprise, surprise, he's getting arrested for DV again.

 

How fucking stupid do you have to be to continue to see a woman who flat out admitted she only wanted your money?

 

Pussy- its undefeated

You would think that a guy with a Harvard education would be smarter than that

Been released by the 49'ers.

4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

according to the article, he kept seeing the woman who originally claimed he abused her back before the season- the one who recanted her DV testimony as an extortion attempt.

instead of fucking cutting ties, this moron stays with her, and surprise, surprise, surprise, he's getting arrested for DV again.

 

Gonna guess that she's got a magic pussy.  

Not worth throwing your career away over IMO.  

41 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Not worth throwing your career away over IMO.  

not worth 5 bucks, bitch is ugly as hell

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This is the guy that committed to Auburn and got an AU tattoo, then ended up at Alabama for $ome rea $on

10 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

according to the article, he kept seeing the woman who originally claimed he abused her back before the season- the one who recanted her DV testimony as an extortion attempt.

instead of fucking cutting ties, this moron stays with her, and surprise, surprise, surprise, he's getting arrested for DV again.

 

How fucking stupid do you have to be to continue to see a woman who flat out admitted she only wanted your money?

 

Pussy- its undefeated

You asked that question in a rhetorical fashion, right?

Double post 

Edited by Lhorn

Broad is busted. You’d think cat was fucking higher end than that.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I’d hit it.

I see what you did there 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I’d hit it.

Someone already did. With an ugly stick. Alot. 

14 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

1,3,2
 

0, 0, 0

He must have missed "How to get away with Domestic Violence 101" day at Alabama.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Nah

 

x, brownbag, sure

bingo

On 11/25/2018 at 11:26 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Someone already did. With an ugly stick. Alot. 

Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.

Is Snyder trying to field the All-Bama defense? Might as well give Rolando his 4th chance, while he is at it. Whether or not Reuben is actually smacking the five head, he is a dumbass for still having anything to do with her.

On 11/26/2018 at 4:17 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Pippen with a wig.

Lol! Saw that as well. Props.

Edited by Wishbone

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as a victim of several knee issues myself i hate to see anyone ever get hurt. this guy just seems to be a magnet for problems of all sorts  

Edited by Dennis Taylor

Reuben is like that memorable lyric in "Hungry Heart": 

"Like a river that don't know where it's goin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin."

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