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#4251



Not only do Russians have to be looking for actual Ukrainian army forces…but they’ll have to be looking over their shoulders from buildings and houses
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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#4252
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So overnight look for a massive paratrooper operation against Kyiv.  Ukrainian authorities say they’ve distributed 10,000 or so small arms to citizens in the city. 

So that’s something cartels and African warlords can look forward to in 2023, but what are you gonna do.  

Post more. 

#4253
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So overnight look for a massive paratrooper operation against Kyiv.  Ukrainian authorities say they’ve distributed 10,000 or so small arms to citizens in the city. 

So that’s something cartels and African warlords can look forward to in 2023, but what are you gonna do.  

Afghanistan 2.0. Fuck 'em.

#4255
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Other reports are saying the interior ministry reported that they gave out 10,000 "automatic rifles" to regular citizens of Ukraine. Hello Stalingrad 2.0 if the people will it.

I don't know that I love this idea. On one hand, all civilians absolutely have the right to defend themselves, their homes, their friends, and their country. But it seems pretty likely that this just leads to Russia shelling cities until they're nothing but rubble.

#4256

Yay. We’re probably at defcon three but Austin just dropped to Covid four. 
 

Always something these modern days 

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#4257

Fuck Russia. This is heart wrenching. I would be happy to go to the pawn shop, buy a 7.62 and send it on over. 

 

#4259
Just now, wildcat09 said:

I don't know that I love this idea. On one hand, all civilians absolutely have the right to defend themselves, their homes, their friends, and their country. But it seems pretty likely that this just leads to Russia shelling cities until they're nothing but rubble.

They didn't start the fire.

#4260
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Other reports are saying the interior ministry reported that they gave out 10,000 "automatic rifles" to regular citizens of Ukraine. Hello Stalingrad 2.0 if the people will it.

Uh, maybe....

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#4261
4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So overnight look for a massive paratrooper operation against Kyiv.  Ukrainian authorities say they’ve distributed 10,000 or so small arms to citizens in the city. 

So that’s something cartels and African warlords can look forward to in 2023, but what are you gonna do.  

Love your posts. Thanks for posting! 

#4262
I don't know that I love this idea. On one hand, all civilians absolutely have the right to defend themselves, their homes, their friends, and their country. But it seems pretty likely that this just leads to Russia shelling cities until they're nothing but rubble.

And kill fellow Russian servicemen?
#4263
20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

About a third of their army is conscripts on a one year hitch and there’s barely an NCO culture. Hazing is brutal and random, this ain’t fucking 300 it’s intoxicated village teenagers brutalizing other intoxicated villagers in the barracks to no purpose. They’ve been camping in the snow in Belarus without good food. 
 

No shit, Ukraine’s army is at this point probably soldier for soldier more serious and effective than the Russians, if outgunned. Maybe 30k Russian spetznatz troops fit your conception. 

Yep. This was what I was explaining to my wife earlier. I said it's a bunch of fucking hicks from the sticks that don't want to be there, have no desire to fight an offensive war, and no sense of mission or purpose in being a soldier. It's lowest common denominator bullshit and they will probably win b/c they have the Ukrainians severely outgunned, but they'd get run over a lot like we did to Iraq if we met them on any field of battle that isn't us invading their homes and giving them an existential threat that requires them to fight for their lives. 

#4264
9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mr. Hand would have been proud! 
 

 

I’ve been thinking a lot about this Mr. Putin.  If I’m here and you’re here, then doesn’t that make this “our invasion”?

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#4266
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yep. This was what I was explaining to my wife earlier. I said it's a bunch of fucking hicks from the sticks that don't want to be there, have no desire to fight an offensive war, and no sense of mission or purpose in being a soldier. It's lowest common denominator bullshit and they will probably win b/c they have the Ukrainians severely outgunned, but they'd get run over a lot like we did to Iraq if we met them on any field of battle that isn't us invading their homes and giving them an existential threat that requires them to fight for their lives. 

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

#4267
3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck Russia. This is heart wrenching. I would be happy to go to the pawn shop, buy a 7.62 and send it on over. 

 

Fuck. That got me right in the feelz

#4268
6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So overnight look for a massive paratrooper operation against Kyiv.  Ukrainian authorities say they’ve distributed 10,000 or so small arms to citizens in the city. 

So that’s something cartels and African warlords can look forward to in 2023, but what are you gonna do.  

they need to import some rooftop koreans

 

#4269
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Uh, maybe....

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Oh yeah the city would crumble, but if the Ukrainian people want to fight it looks like they'll be able to do that. This whole time I've expected Ukrainians to say "fuck it, not worth it. I'll live under Moscow's rule again", but to my surprise that hasn't happened.

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#4270
6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So overnight look for a massive paratrooper operation against Kyiv.  Ukrainian authorities say they’ve distributed 10,000 or so small arms to citizens in the city. 

So that’s something cartels and African warlords can look forward to in 2023, but what are you gonna do.  

What does surprise me about the regular vs special soldiers are some of these units that are getting mollywopped by the Ukrainians are taking place pretty far into the interior of the Ukraine.  So that tells me some of these dudes aren't the conscripts and are Russian regulars.  So maybe the Ukranians just have more will to fight than I thought 

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#4271
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck Russia. This is heart wrenching. I would be happy to go to the pawn shop, buy a 7.62 and send it on over. 

 

No Slav parent lets their kids leave without a hat on. That’s a fucking dad. Slava Ukraini. 

#4274
28 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fuck that. I seize all of their assets immediately and tell them you get then back when Putin's head is on a platter and Russia is out of Ukraine

#4275
Just now, Hermanator said:

Fuck that. I seize all of their assets immediately and tell them you get then back when Putin's head is on a platter and Russia is out of Ukraine

Yes! Fuck Chelsea!!! Make them forfeit Sunday's match!

#4277
Just now, Hermanator said:

Fuck that. I seize all of their assets immediately and tell them you get then back when Putin's head is on a platter and Russia is out of Ukraine

I have been a Chelsea FC fan since the 1980's. I might burn my fucking jersey tonight. reports that Abrahimoch, who owns the blues, has gone back to Russia. Fuck that Puto 

#4278
1 hour ago, troph said:

definitively glad you aren't in charge Dr. Beeper.

I see you like to double down on stupid. I don't know Dr Beeper is. Sorry I hurt your little feelings 😄

#4279
1 minute ago, FartingMonk said:

What does surprise me about the regular vs special soldiers are some of these units that are getting mollywopped by the Ukrainians are taking place pretty far into the interior of the Ukraine.  So that tells me some of these dudes aren't the conscripts and are Russian regulars.  So maybe the Ukranians just have more will to fight than I thought 

There’s been a lot of debate over whether Putin sent conscripts to fight or not. They legally aren’t supposed to be deployed abroad but….Russia.

Regardless, their regulars are better paid and ordinarily more professional but the training and discipline is still hit or miss. Ukrainians have been preparing for this and only this for eight years.  They’re not going to lay down. Russia also had plenty of issues like this in Georgia. 

#4280
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

I have been a Chelsea FC fan since the 1980's. I might burn my fucking jersey tonight. reports that Abrahimoch, who owns the blues, has gone back to Russia. Fuck that Puto 

Plus they keep playing Pulisic out of position.  Savage.

#4282
6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I’ve been thinking a lot about this Mr. Putin.  If I’m here and you’re here, then doesn’t that make this “our invasion”?

Ukraine to Putin:  “You dick!”

#4283
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There’s been a lot of debate over whether Putin sent conscripts to fight or not. They legally aren’t supposed to be deployed abroad but….Russia.

Regardless, their regulars are better paid and ordinarily more professional but the training and discipline is still hit or miss. Ukrainians have been preparing for this and only this for eight years.  They’re not going to lay down. Russia also had plenty of issues like this in Georgia. 

As with most scenarios like this (as we saw in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan) it's not the initial surge that matters, but the occupation.  Armies, even our own, are great at the first part, and abysmal at the second.  

#4285
8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


And kill fellow Russian servicemen?

I don't pretend to be an expert on the Russian military, but I don't think placing a high value on the lives of any individual soldiers has ever really been their thing. 

#4286
4 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

What does surprise me about the regular vs special soldiers are some of these units that are getting mollywopped by the Ukrainians are taking place pretty far into the interior of the Ukraine.  So that tells me some of these dudes aren't the conscripts and are Russian regulars.  So maybe the Ukranians just have more will to fight than I thought 

@956 Worldwide I doubt that any conscripts are getting parachuted anywhere correct? I'm assuming they come in via land.

#4287
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

I have been a Chelsea FC fan since the 1980's. I might burn my fucking jersey tonight. reports that Abrahimoch, who owns the blues, has gone back to Russia. Fuck that Puto 

probably part of oligarch mobs 'called back' to russia.  a bunch of them supposedly had a falling out with putin (eg khodorkovsky) and i wonder if the machinations are all busy with them trying to take him down

#4288
47 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

This ones a real banger. And when i checked a few hours ago, it was still live and real

 

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dude looks like one of those fake "man on the street" profiles that they used to run on The Onion. 

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#4289
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

@956 Worldwide I doubt that any conscripts are getting parachuted anywhere correct? I'm assuming they come in via land.

I don't know.  Great tiktok opportunity apparently

#4290
5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No Slav parent lets their kids leave without a hat on. That’s a fucking dad. Slava Ukraini. 

These are the images the world should see.  Because war is a wicked choice, that Putin entered into for no good reason.

From the actions of the last 24 hours, Ukrainian children are dead.  Ukrainian children have lost a parent.  May that ruin fall on Putin.  I would be perfectly fine if assassins targeted his daughters and his grandchildren.  Because if you sow the wind, you should reap the whirlwind.  Vlad, are you happy shattering families into piles of blood and bone?  Then....enjoy a serving of your own dish.

#4291
Just now, 52-80 said:

probably part of oligarch mobs 'called back' to russia.  a bunch of them supposedly had a falling out with putin (eg khodorkovsky) and i wonder if the machinations are all busy with them trying to take him down

They would lose all their assets. The GRU can do that to them all. I think this is them running back to cover their asses. Sanction all of them, ground their aircraft, and arrest them if need be for shits and giggles. 

#4292
1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

I don't pretend to be an expert on the Russian military, but I don't think placing a high value on the lives of any individual soldiers has ever really been their thing. 

I got shitfaced one night in Novokuznetsk with a bunch of ex-Russian military. I can tell you they don't place a high value on their livers.  

#4293
4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There’s been a lot of debate over whether Putin sent conscripts to fight or not. They legally aren’t supposed to be deployed abroad but….Russia.

Regardless, their regulars are better paid and ordinarily more professional but the training and discipline is still hit or miss. Ukrainians have been preparing for this and only this for eight years.  They’re not going to lay down. Russia also had plenty of issues like this in Georgia. 

The airport stuff is a complete shock.  Those are supposed to be Spetnaz doing those types of operations.  But they got caught in a complete trap.  I tried finding the video again but it's somewhere lost.  They fell straight into Ukraine's trap and lost helicopters and ultimately had to run.

#4295
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

As with most scenarios like this (as we saw in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan) it's not the initial surge that matters, but the occupation.  Armies, even our own, are great at the first part, and abysmal at the second.  

That's the thing- I don't even think the Russians are great at the first part...

#4296
3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

I have no idea, other than my old ass got the Leroy Jenkins quote and immediately started laughing.  Just all the planes going all over the place

Its not me dammit.

#4297
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Collapse the whole damn thing!

 

Feel terrible what this is going to do to the Russian citizen who has no more to do with this than any of us did in Iraq. They don't deserve this. Russian leadership needs to come together and oust Putin by force. 

#4298
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

dude looks like one of those fake "man on the street" profiles that they used to run on The Onion. 

Herbert Kornfeld was real, motherfucker. Don't make me get my stoopid-fresh three-hole punch.

#4300
4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

dude looks like one of those fake "man on the street" profiles that they used to run on The Onion. 

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Jesus. Cover that in clown makeup and it's Pennywise. Frightening

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