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#5451
1 minute ago, Snacks said:

What do Scandanavian 6s think about African American 9s?

(Working on the homogeneous mixing thing.)

Well according to all the research I've done on various internet sites, they'd absolutely LOVE you. :)

 

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#5452
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

1/3 of Russia’s forces are currently in Ukraine if what BBC just said is accurate. Or I heard wrong. Hmmmm…invade Moscow? Just kidding. 

Time for another Chechen uprising?

#5454
3 minutes ago, Snacks said:

What do Scandanavian 6s think about African American 9s?

(Working on the homogeneous mixing thing.)

I would give her the best “six” of her life!

#5455
18 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Back in the mid-90s, I was day drinking in Chicago in the Uke Village. There was a small dive bar that just had a sign out front in Ukranian that was phonetically converted to English and I couldn't even pretend to pronounce it. The crowd was a combination of Ukrainian/Polish immigrants and 1970's looking dudes with mullets. It was mid afternoon but the place was packed and the juke was blaring what I only assumed was Ukrainian pop music.

The bartender was this big, mean, nasty Ukrainian woman named Agnes. I've been in a million scary dive bars, but I can't ever remember fearing the bartender more than any of the patrons or the surrounding neighborhood.  She was terrifying. She took resting bitch face to a new level -- she wore a permanent scowl and spoke broken English. She informed us before we even sat down at the bar that there would be no mixers allowed. And by no mixers, that also included ice. You drank vodka. Straight. And we did. And she did. After 2-3 hours we could barely walk out of there and she probably downed twice as many shots as we had. She acted like it was water, "Shut up pussy, drink!," over and over and over, in the thickest, Eastern European accent you can imagine.

Anyway.... all I can think of during this whole mess is that you've got to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world to invade a country full of Agneses. 

Just admit it, you went home with Agnes, didn't you? She treat you gentle? 

#5463
11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

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Well Fuck, I've seen this movie before.  

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That's not from nuclear radiation it's from all the activity going on and it is fouling the sensors.  Those things are extremely sensitive 

#5464
5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Doesn't seem like we think this thing is ending tonight...

 

 

Yeah, but they better get that stuff their pronto, unlike the upthread helmets that were delivered months later...

#5465
1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Any U.S. flagged ships in that area?  What happens if Russia puts a torpedo into one?

They'll get a serious talking to! No, I'd imagine if they hit a US ship that we hit something of theirs in the region.

#5466
From yesterday but there are Chechens also fighting for Ukraine:
 

Maybe this will be like the Irish Mercenary scene from Braveheart.
#5468
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Doesn't seem like we think this thing is ending tonight...

 

 

Also moving troops to Eastern Europe, though it’s unclear which country is being given troops. 
 

This, along with heavier sanctions, is the correct way to avoid WW3 and show that NATO still stands strong. Let Russia bleed. 

#5470
44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i don't think severe sanctions get anything done unfortunately. but i agree, you at least make them as severe as possible.

but @BabaYaga, what specifically do you think we should do? @Cheeseweasel?

Turn back the clock and not purchase oil from Russia. 

#5471
3 minutes ago, troph said:

so question for the smarties - what's the chance that there are substantial US covert operations in Ukraine right now?  does the US step up their efforts behind the scenes on this fight now that the Russians have proven to be beatable with a force that's not even close to on par with the US or even other western allies?  I know troops won't be sent, that's a non-starter (arguments can be made why we should), but what about further support behind the scenes, and plausible deniability at our involvment?

They are there and they have Ukrainian identities.  Probably an extremely small group like less than 100 total

#5473
5 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

I'm no geography expert, but how does Moldova wind up with a tanker ship?

They do straddle the Danube River for a short distance, so they may have a port there.

Edit: Really small

 

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#5475
10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Any U.S. flagged ships in that area?  What happens if Russia puts a torpedo into one?

Not.  Good.

#5479
2 minutes ago, troph said:

what can they be expected to be able to do for the Ukrainians?  what's their likely role?

Embedded advisers.  

#5480
20 minutes ago, Snacks said:

What do Scandanavian 6s think about African American 9s?

(Working on the homogeneous mixing thing.)

They think you're grading yourself too high. 

#5481
4 minutes ago, troph said:

what can they be expected to be able to do for the Ukrainians?  what's their likely role?

Advise, command and control, provide insight into on the ground situation. hell, even up to protecting certain people and getting them out if need be. There are a lot of roles for them. Doubt they engage in active fighting, but they will have the capacity to defend themselves 

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#5482
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

I'll take 21 ICBMs please.

Fuck Germany. How can a country forever not know when to do the right thing?

#5483
Good luck with that.  We are still dealing with a threat that killed 300X more Americans than died on 9/11.....and the process of dealing with that threat only divided us further.  We have the expected mouthpieces stating admiration and empathy for our madman adversary as we speak.
We are irreparably broken on this.  I wish we weren't, but we are.

Not irreparable. But it will take a concerted effort to bump education as a priority, enact the fairness doctrine, and weed out traitors pushing propaganda and public shaming/exile of them.
#5484
Just now, crash_davis said:

Fuck Germany. How can a country forever not know when to do the right thing?

Fuck them. It's not surprising given their history.

#5485
34 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I'd enter negotiations with the Finnish PM if you know what I mean

Sanna Marin - Wikipedia

 

I'll take the FInnish PM over the blonde Russian posted above.

#5489
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Advise, command and control, provide insight into on the ground situation. hell, even up to protecting certain people and getting them out if need be. There are a lot of roles for them. Doubt they engage in active fighting, but they will have the capacity to defend themselves 

Yep.  I have no doubt those dudes were involved in repelling that helo landing yesterday.  The stringer fire was way too precise.  Those helos would have broke formation and turned around if a stinger got fired early.  Told those dudes to wait.  That takes a lot of discipline

#5490
Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

 

italy and Germany both say they support kicking Russia out of SWIFT today. 

I’ll believe it when it happens.  Meanwhile I’ll kick back in my Gucci slides.

#5492
21 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

That's not from nuclear radiation it's from all the activity going on and it is fouling the sensors.  Those things are extremely sensitive 

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#5494
2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not wanting to get killed seems to be a human instinct. 

 

6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

fuck these guys.

 

so this wasnt a random event.   If you watched the "ambush" video posted about 5/6 pages back the tank running over the car is literally the direct result of that ambush video.

 

in the ambush video at the very end, you see  2 or 3 russian armored vehicles drive by and not stop  and then you see one stop, and run down a car.... thats literally the same event posted above from a different angle.

 

so the tracked vehicle probably retaliated by running over the car  ( which, btw, we have video evidence that the driver not only survived, but was basically unharmed- again 6/8 pages back)

 

#5495
7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Advise, command and control, provide insight into on the ground situation. hell, even up to protecting certain people and getting them out if need be. There are a lot of roles for them. Doubt they engage in active fighting, but they will have the capacity to defend themselves 

This is right up Delta’s alley. 

#5498
Easy mistake for a civilian though. More than a few good NCOs seem like Generals.

Dude the 3 up, one down more than a clue and that bright blue ribbon is fairly distinguished as well.

Mistaking the Lieutenant Colonel from a Major is understandable.

Stripes vs stars is German bombing Pearl Harbor.

I have never served nor has anyone in my immediate family.
#5499
32 minutes ago, Snacks said:

What do Scandanavian 6s think about African American 9s?

(Working on the homogeneous mixing thing.)

That it's the girth that counts

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