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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#5704
8 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Spoilering this shit, ought to go in the holy shit photos thread. Don't watch while you're eating lunch.

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1 -- good.

2 -- MORE.

3 -- is this what you want, Russia?  Is this how you want to close the book on the sons you raised from birth?  Dying a painful and gruesome death as they rape and destroy a sovereign nation at the behest of a madman?  Or would you rather this be the fate of the madman?  The decision, and power, is yours.  Believe it or not, it is.  He can't stop all of you.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Simo Hayha got some great grandkids somewhere.

Fuck yes he does.  And if you think the Finns aren't ready to do it all again, you don't know any Finns.

#5707
58 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Yeah we flare about a billion dollars worth of NG in west Texas a year because we have nowhere to put it

 

Yes, I drive through those fields a handful of times a year.

I always thought it was more about it not being economically worth it to capture it.

I guess maybe that could change now.

 

#5708
20 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Petraeus on FOX now echoing Keane's assessment. Je is extremely surprised that Russia can't coordinate their air and ground operations, and both of them said that it's almost unbelievable that they couldn't take over the air field they've targeted, and not doing so has completely screwed them up.

Both of them have said that eventually Russia can overwhelm Ukraine but clearly it is a cluster f right now for the dumb shits.

That's the result of surrounding yourself with a room full of yes men.  

#5709
5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I think the issue as @Trey3216 mentioned either here or on the Baylor board was that getting the goods to Europe is the problem.

i thought the issue was more getting it offloaded from the ship --> EU shore then EU shore --> wherever else.

US --> ships --> Europe isn't the issue comparatively, i thought someone said?

#5710
Just now, Parliament said:

Ukraine's gonna win this thing.

I'm still skeptical, but am holding out hope. I think a victory will require a coup from within Russia that takes out Vlad and friends.

#5711
Just now, NoName said:

i thought the issue was more getting it offloaded from the ship --> EU shore then EU shore --> wherever else.

US --> ships --> Europe isn't the issue comparatively, i thought someone said?

Yup, that sounds right.

#5712
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I love Ukranians..."Yeah we got like 40 of them"

They learned to count at the same place my 2yo did. 

"one, two, nine, eleven-teen, forty" 

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#5714
16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Source? If true, I hope they have someone in the situation room who will tell him to fuck off if he orders a nuke attack. It's what I fear most, that if things aren't going his way, he'll say fuck it all and go with mutually assured distruction.

The source is Nicole.

PS: Nicole, pls send nudez

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#5716
Just now, 'stache said:

I'm still skeptical, but am holding out hope. I think a victory will require a coup from within Russia that takes out Vlad and friends.

i don't see how he can back away now, at this point. got to bludgeon them to death until he wins - no matter the cost.

if you go for the head of the snake (Kyiv) you better not miss. makes him look weak internationally and domestically.

#5717
2 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

That's the result of surrounding yourself with a room full of yes men.  

This attack on Surly will not stand!

#5719
57 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Yeah we flare about a billion dollars worth of NG in west Texas a year because we have nowhere to put it

Yeah we flare about a billion dollars worth of NG in west Texas a year because we have nowhere to put it are stupid.

Some companies don't drill & complete until they have gas contracts/pipelines in place. Smart.

Most wait until they drill, sell the oil and flare the gas while waiting on contracts/pipelines, and then sell the gas rather than flare. Stupid.

Texas Railroad commission allows it. The worst policy in the US energy industry.

#5721
2 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

That's the result of surrounding yourself with a room full of yes men.  

I mean.....that's literally what he did.   See that clip of the one doubter, murderous dictator and putrid shitstain Putin shouted him down till he said "yes, I agree with you."

May murderous dictator and putrid shitstain Putin die at the hand of one or more of his countrymen.  And may he see it coming and know terror, and then pain.

#5722
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

What does "win" mean? 

Inflict such a substantial loss of Russian life, that the Russian people no longer tolerate it, and they turn to the Russian opposition parties, who take over and withdraw.

#5724
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm still skeptical, but am holding out hope. I think a victory will require a coup from within Russia that takes out Vlad and friends.

Yeah some people are upset, but I don't see any great uprising out there right now. Maybe if we keep up sanctions for years and Ukraine puts up 10k+ deaths over the course of those same years it'll happen.

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#5725
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What does "win" mean? 

bloody the bear, maintain sovereignty, punish Russia with massive sanctions and prepare for the next round unless Putin falls (out a window).

#5726
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What does "win" mean? 

Russia leaves.  Might not be much of the Ukraine at that point, but still.

#5728
11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Source? If true, I hope they have someone in the situation room who will tell him to fuck off if he orders a nuke attack. It's what I fear most, that if things aren't going his way, he'll say fuck it all and go with mutually assured distruction.

Several sources actually but over the last 48 hours he’s become increasingly more angry/isolated/paranoid (BBC, CNN, FoxNews, APNews, the Guardian, Al Jazeera…pick your poison.)

More sanctions: that’s a pisser!

Also, my new neighbor thought I was Russian. Lmao. I’m German/Lebanese and English/Scottish and Irish. I’m not Russian. Do I look Russian? I have nothing against the Russian people btw. 

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#5729

CNN reporting that Russia is telling Ukrainian soldiers to surrender or else they’ll kill them and their families, per US officials. 
 

I don’t know how Russia ends this without being completely isolated. 

#5730
1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Russia leaves.  Might not be much of the Ukraine at that point, but still.

Yeah I don't think that's gonna happen, but you have to try.

#5731
34 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So reports that Putin is becoming increasingly isolated and more angry. Maybe a frustrated oligarch will take his ass out. I’d prefer it actually. Someone killing him with a scythe or many scythes. Maniacal narcissist bully.

Et Tu, Igor?

#5732
Just now, MillerEP said:

Inflict such a substantial loss of Russian life, that the Russian people no longer tolerate it, and they turn to the Russian opposition parties, who take over and withdraw.

This.  All Ukraine has to do is 1) survive in some way -- even if it's a gov't in exile and resistance fighters in-country, and 2) make Russia suffer, and continue to suffer, death and loss....for nothing.  For absolutely nothing.  Nobody in the world outside of murderous dictator and putrid shitstain Putin's most loyal allies and the dumbest of Russians believes any of his pretexts.

Bleed Russia dry.  Oh, and again, my suggestion: bring the pain to the people who matter.  Sink some oligarch yachts.  Burn down some oligarch houses.  Kill some oligarch family members, wherever they live (I mean it, wherever they live -- walk up to them as they sip coffee at a cafe in Cyprus, and shoot them dead).  Make the cost of continuing murderous dictator and putrid shitstain Putin's war unsustainable and intolerable.

#5733
22 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 
Russia would have to be on fire for that to happen. Most of those oligarchs would die for Pootpoon.

Where do you get that? My understanding is that most of the Oligarchs hate his fucking guts, but he has them by the balls. When he took power he demanded half of the Oligarchs' wealth or else he'd kill them and their family and friends etc. He can do it because of his iron grip on the KGB, military, etc. Which is also why it would be an enormous risk to plot an assassination from within. They wouldn't know who is really a spy for Putin.

#5735

All my reports in Romania are out because they are busy prepping to bug out in case shit spills over. One of them expressed a lack of faith in NATO. The guys in India were freaking out about potential sanctions and think Pakistan and China might try some shit.

In the meantime, we have all our customers calling about assurances that their environments will withstand a Russian cyber attack. My best Threat Hunting team are the Romanians but they are offline.

Feels like the world order is pretty off-balance at the moment.

 

 

#5736
8 minutes ago, NoName said:

i thought the issue was more getting it offloaded from the ship --> EU shore then EU shore --> wherever else.

US --> ships --> Europe isn't the issue comparatively, i thought someone said?

It’s definitely the offloading and distribution capacity 

#5737
58 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Yes but I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about Marcellus and Utica (close to Atlantic Ocean) wells that are choked back to 10-20 mmcfd that can easily ramp up considerably - if the take away capacity were there. These wells / companies don’t have have firm transport on large pipelines. Do various NE Atlantic LNG terminals have capacity to take increased volume from these wells and deliver it to Europe?  I have no idea. 

There are no world class LNG terminals on the East Coast.  Mostly NIMBY, but LNG terminals & population centers are not a good mix.

#5738
50 minutes ago, PTINS said:

There are no world class LNG terminals on the East Coast.  Mostly NIMBY, but LNG terminals & population centers are not a good mix.

That's why I always lose in SimCity.

#5744

NATO is sending a rapid reaction force to the borders for the first time in history. Part of that includes a Patriot missile battery into Slovakia. I don’t want to get into Visegrad 4 politics but this was almost unthinkable till about a year ago and mostly unthinkable till about two days ago.

And not to freak folks out but the potential of miscalculation and escalation here is real. We aren’t at Cuba levels yet but we’re probably closer than at any time aside from that. 

#5746
58 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Several sources actually but over the last 48 hours he’s become increasingly more angry/isolated/paranoid (BBC, CNN, FoxNews, APNews, the Guardian, Al Jazeera…pick your poison.)

More sanctions: that’s a pisser!

Also, my new neighbor thought I was Russian. Lmao. I’m German/Lebanese and English/Scottish and Irish. I’m not Russian. Do I look Russian? I have nothing against the Russian people btw. 

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Hold up a bottle of vodka and I'll tell you.

#5750

They're interviewing an author in the Ukraine on Fox News. And he said after they started handed out weapons, he witnessed ordinary people shooting paratroopers out of the sky, and even saw a few paratroopers who landed, got lost in a neighborhood, so they asked for locals for directions, the locals came out and surrounded them and held them until the army arrived, and took them prisoner.

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