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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#6302
9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

But if we're talking just a no-fly zone over the Ukraine, do they have ground radar and SAM's there?  Seems it would be a heads-up fight over no-man's land.  Ie, fighters using their own radar and weapons, with no help from the ground.  (Just wondering.  I don't know shit.

Read my post above

#6307
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

On the one hand, that would be fucking stupid when Ukraine is nowhere near being in the bag.

On the other, those Chechens he called up would be useful in Georgia, and he is a gambler.

#6309
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

This is a good reminder that many of us don't know shit about fuck.

 

 

What next..... she gonna claim that you dont really get laid every afternoon simply by driving a bangbus around South Florida??

#6311
24 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

If I see it I’ll call it. I don’t have an agenda. Just want this forum to stay clean of that BS. 

That’s fair, but TBH we are commenting on a country having its duly elected government overthrown.  It’s not only political it hits a little close to home.  

#6314

My bad one sec

 

Edited by Zepol87
Idiot can't figure out Reddit link.

#6318
3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Rubio has definitely hinted at a surprise waiting for the Russian in Kyiv

Yeah, it's like he put that "if" in there after the fact, but left in the "when."

Edited by TwiceHorn

#6320
8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

you dont really get laid every afternoon simply by driving a bangbus around South Florida??

Chris Pratt What GIF

#6321
3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I’m not disagreeing with you but we can talk about that aspect of it in another place. 

This safe space shit needs to go away.  

#6322
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Rubio putting out an interesting tweet.  Did the Russians get to far ahead of themselves?

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for sure the way to play this.

tell the peeps in teh city not to fire on any tank or any vehicle. lay low till people have to clear flats. open fire. 

wait on the outskirts and come in the back door with tank killing missiles.

profit.

i do wonder when this is over it will be interesting to understand how much of the CF of Russian miscalcs is on them or is on clever tactics from the defenders. 

#6323
12 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

 

I got interviewed after my condo was burned down by my idiot neighbor, who was trying to heat his unit by burning wood in an ornamental fireplace.  I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, my former neighbor or Putin.  Tough call to be honest.

 

I feel her pain.

#6324
Just now, staboner said:

i do wonder when this is over it will be interesting to understand how much of the CF of Russian miscalcs is on them or is on clever tactics from the defenders. 

I think it has more to do with our intelligence giving the Ukrainians detailed info on movement of the forces. Not to undermine the tenacity and bravery of them, but we've got to be feeding them some good stuff.

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#6325
12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Rubio putting out an interesting tweet.  Did the Russians get to far ahead of themselves?

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What a world we live in when the designated mouthpiece of US intel, and a US senator, has not only called out the invasion playbook since the beginning of the war but is now trolling the Russian army thousands of miles away while they are attempting to take a city in the middle of the night.

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#6328
12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Rubio putting out an interesting tweet.  Did the Russians get to far ahead of themselves?

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I’m glad my middle school English teacher is dead and doesn’t have to watch us goatfuck the English language every second of the day.

#6329
7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I got interviewed after my condo was burned down by my idiot neighbor, who was trying to heat his unit by burning wood in an ornamental fireplace.  I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, my former neighbor or Putin.  Tough call to be honest.

 

I feel her pain.

@RDCanecuttersock?

#6332
2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m glad my middle school English teacher is dead and doesn’t have to watch us goatfuck the English language every second of the day.

Many years ago I was in line to vote next to my high school English teacher.  She did not like my use of the word scrimps.

#6334
16 minutes ago, staboner said:

i do wonder when this is over it will be interesting to understand how much of the CF of Russian miscalcs is on them or is on clever tactics from the defenders. 

Yeah the postgame analysis of all this, after the dust and misinfo settles, will be fascinating. Particularly all the different types of aid (not just weapons but detailed intel) the Ukrainians are getting, and of course there will be some incredible stuff about Ukrainian citizens engaging with the invaders 

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#6335

One of those livestreams someone linked earlier has an kiev intersection.  Middle of a war in the middle of night and 2 cars pull up, no traffic, and wait 2 minutes at a red light before driving on.  Bizarre.

#6336

Does Putin even Marxist, anymore?  

#6339
1 minute ago, troph said:

Scouts ?

They don't want their insurance to go up.  Fucking State Farm with their auto monitoring.  

#6340
4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

One of those livestreams someone linked earlier has an kiev intersection.  Middle of a war in the middle of night and 2 cars pull up, no traffic, and wait 2 minutes at a red light before driving on.  Bizarre.

You think traffic cops would let a little thing like Russian invasion keep them from meeting their monthly quotas?

#6341
7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

One of those livestreams someone linked earlier has an kiev intersection.  Middle of a war in the middle of night and 2 cars pull up, no traffic, and wait 2 minutes at a red light before driving on.  Bizarre.

Do you still have that link?

#6342
6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Does Putin even Marxist, anymore?  

Marx and Stalin would kill Putin for being a fucking greedy mob boss. 

#6344

  

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Marx and Stalin would kill Putin for being a fucking greedy mob boss. 

 

Stalin would kill Putin for being a pussy.

 

 

 

(sorry, trying to drink w/ judge is no picnic)

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#6345
7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Many years ago I was in line to vote next to my high school English teacher.  She did not like my use of the word scrimps.

In high school I had a strong lust for my English teacher. I once wrote an essay about an unnamed fruit that went something like "I hold this firm fruit in my hand and feel its taught skin surrounding a firm but soft flesh. As I gently squeeze it before bringing it to my mouth to taste it's sweet milky like liquid."

I was hoping she would get the hint and let me play with her titties.

 

#6346
8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I spent the better part of my day trying to get some air defense equipment to Romania.

This is awesome, and I sincerely thank you...but this one is going in the time capsule. Holy shit, what a weird time to be alive.

#6347
8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also you can piss off.  I spent the better part of my day trying to get some air defense equipment to Romania.  I’m sure you accomplished something, other than melting down like a snowflake?

Wait, you’re an arms dealer?

anyway 

 

 

 

#6349
25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I got interviewed after my condo was burned down by my idiot neighbor, who was trying to heat his unit by burning wood in an ornamental fireplace.  I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, my former neighbor or Putin.  Tough call to be honest.

 

I feel her pain.

Ain-t-nobody-got-time-for-that-screengra

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