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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Rubio putting out an interesting tweet.  Did the Russians get to far ahead of themselves?

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#6357
34 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Rubio has definitely hinted at a surprise waiting for the Russian in Kyiv

Then he needs to STFU and let them FAFO.

#6358
3 minutes ago, F250 said:

In high school I had a strong lust for my English teacher. I once wrote an essay about an unnamed fruit that went something like "I hold this firm fruit in my hand and feel its taught skin surrounding a firm but soft flesh. As I gently squeeze it before bringing it to my mouth to taste it's sweet milky like liquid."

I was hoping she would get the hint and let me play with her titties.

 

Mine had gray hair.  Great teacher though. 

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#6359
4 minutes ago, F250 said:

In high school I had a strong lust for my English teacher. I once wrote an essay about an unnamed fruit that went something like "I hold this firm fruit in my hand and feel its taught skin surrounding a firm but soft flesh. As I gently squeeze it before bringing it to my mouth to taste it's sweet milky like liquid."

I was hoping she would get the hint and let me play with her titties.

 

Weird that she didn’t get the hint about what a raging heterosexual boob guy you were from all that flowery prose about putting a firm fruit in your mouth and tasting the milky liquid.

#6360
2 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

You already have your own safespace. I know it smells bad in there but please return

Shut the fuck up troll.

#6361
19 minutes ago, Skipper said:

One of those livestreams someone linked earlier has an kiev intersection.  Middle of a war in the middle of night and 2 cars pull up, no traffic, and wait 2 minutes at a red light before driving on.  Bizarre.

Yea that's wild. When I lived in Mexico the rule was never stop just slow down at the lights at night because of the cartels/carnackings. This is a fucking warzone, fuck your lights 

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#6362
3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Then he needs to STFU and let them FAFO.

Judging from what he's tweeted so far, he is probably been given the ok to tweet these things

#6363

Here’s a posible helpful idea. If pootie Poot hits the Ukraine internet off switch, maybe Elon Star Link can internet em back up. Keep the truth on the ground flowing 

#6366
6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Then he needs to STFU and let them FAFO.

Or they can’t do an effective job of invading the city bc they’re watching their back door. A little mind game in play?

#6367
38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I got interviewed after my condo was burned down by my idiot neighbor, who was trying to heat his unit by burning wood in an ornamental fireplace.  I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, my former neighbor or Putin.  Tough call to be honest.

 

I feel her pain.

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#6369
9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Then he needs to STFU and let them FAFO.

Rubio:" man, the russkies are so fucked when they take that third left off of Nyzhnokliuchova Street. It looks just like a perepichka cart."

#6370
13 minutes ago, F250 said:

In high school I had a strong lust for my English teacher. I once wrote an essay about an unnamed fruit that went something like "I hold this firm fruit in my hand and feel its taught skin surrounding a firm but soft flesh. As I gently squeeze it before bringing it to my mouth to taste it's sweet milky like liquid."

I was hoping she would get the hint and let me play with her titties.

 

LOL. The wife is asking me what the hell am I laughing at. 

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#6372

Once again… this thread has been going on for some time with productive and insightful discourse.

Folk have sporadically tried to make it something else. 
We asked if they wanted that type of discussion to create a thread in the appropriate space.

They did. Maybe that thread is not as interesting or have as large as an audience. Not sure. But it exists. 
I would ask, respectfully, to let the discourse that a group of people started, quite a while ago, continue.

I, for one, encourage others to join in the vein… which it has been rolling.

Let this thread be what it has been. 
If you have beef with someone, take it up on the other thread. 
This is not the thread. 
Thank you in advance. 

 

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#6375
Just now, The Dog said:

Twitter is so fucking borked at times:

 

 

 

 

Well, regardless, thanks for coming to my rescue in this instance.

#6379
What’s the best channel or YouTube feed for live coverage?  

I follow this dude:




He basically just searches the Twitterverse and posts the most credible tweets. He’s basically doing the browsing/search for me.
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#6382
39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Many years ago I was in line to vote next to my high school English teacher.  She did not like my use of the word scrimps.

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#6383

For a comedian that previously played a piano with his dick (as linked on this this thread dozens of pages ago) Zelensky has turned into a fucking badass.  Love it.

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#6386
4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Zelenskyy naturally speaks in Arnold quotes, better than Arnold ever did.

#6388

So, does anyone on here know if there is a Ukrainian equivalent of "Scots Wha Hae"?  If so, where can I find and learn it?  These are some badasses, and I want to know their battle song.

#6390
11 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Kyiv will eventually ''fall", but making it through the night is huge.  Tonight.... last night... whatever... was huge. Russia FOFO. 

#6392

It appears that the Ukrainians are putting yellow bands or tape on themselves and the rooskies are using white z’s to identify their equipment?

Is it just that primitive - good guys are yellow - bad guys white Z, or is there something else afoot?

I guess in disorganized war simple is best.

Urban warfare in Kiev at night - shoot anything moving?

#6394
Just now, F250 said:

 

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Don't want to be a Debbie Downer, because Williams Wallace is the man, but I'm still hoping for a better outcome for Ukraine.

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