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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#26552
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I would think that ship still has unexploded ordinance.  Not sure you wanna be swimming around down there.

Yeah, I was gonna' say.  Definitely a "technical" dive.

#26553
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Yeah, I was gonna' say.  Definitely a "technical" dive.

Pretty sure the salvage value of all the vodka still aboard makes it a worthwhile endeavor.

#26554
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Pretty sure the salvage value of all the vodka still aboard makes it a worthwhile endeavor.

The vodka counts as unexploded ordinance. 

#26555
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Pretty sure the salvage value of all the vodka still aboard makes it a worthwhile endeavor.

If possible, they ought to try and salvage the whole ship and have that big wreck as a monument in the middle of the capital!

#26556
Their news sets remind me of a gameshow, they even have the same music.

I was thinking this too. Is this all they show on the 2 Russian stations all day? Do they have sitcoms or cartoons in Russia to take a break from? Or are those all western made and they had to be pulled
#26557
On 4/13/2022 at 5:55 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Not only does Ukraine take the seat but they place a Crimean Tatar to the post.  Well played Ukraine.  Well played.

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

So, they're holding dead people hostage now too?  At least destroying the cemetery would complete the act of barbarism their forefathers brought upon the Poles.  A bit more extreme than pissing on their graves though.

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As if the Poles weren't already anxious to fight.

#26559
26 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

So, they're holding dead people hostage now too?  At least destroying the cemetery would complete the act of barbarism their forefathers brought upon the Poles.  A bit more extreme than pissing on their graves though.

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As if the Poles weren't already anxious to fight.

I still think they're trying to bait NATO to enter the fight (not sure why because they're fucked if we do) and getting the Poles even more riled up might do it.

#26562

Nope, one guy. A machine. An assembly line of murder. 
 

The goal was to kill 22,000, and that wasn’t hard for the Russians. The goal was also to keep it quiet, and that required a special process and limited numbers. 
 
You have to think that at some point it dawned on Blokhin- “It sure would make it simpler for everyone if I were killed at the very end”. Maybe that’s why he drank himself to death (allegedly). 

Edited by statsman

#26563
1 minute ago, statsman said:

Nope, one guy. A machine. An assembly line of murder. 

OK, so yeah - read the article.  JFC.  True psychopath in the literal sense.  His "grave" needs to have a shitter put over the top of it so people can remind him what they think of him.  

#26564
14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I still think they're trying to bait NATO to enter the fight (not sure why because they're fucked if we do) and getting the Poles even more riled up might do it.

Perhaps they think China would join them as Player 2 in that scenario. 

Edited by Bobby_Batronic

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#26565

This is the level of resolve the UA has - further update on what they've been doing.  

 

#26566
3 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Perhaps they think China would join them as Player 2 in that scenario. 

They can also try and claim "western aggression" to try and unify everyone back home.  

#26568
11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dad's latest. Translation is "Toy Store". Kid is saying I hate the man. 

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Dort!

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#26570
Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Explain what 2040 tech this is

Google Lens has a translate feature. It's fucking fascinating.

#26573
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cool! Nice tool. What did you use? 

 

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Google Lens has a translate feature. It's fucking fascinating.

 

#26574
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Another Lieutenant Colonel?  And commanding a regiment?  Must be replacing a dead Colonel, only now they'll have to get a major or another battalion commander.

 

That's a huge helmet. 

#26578
13 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

That's a huge helmet. 

Probably as an officer near the front, he needs his helmet but it has to be able to accommodate a radio headset?  Who knows?

#26579
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Probably as an officer near the front, he needs his helmet but it has to be able to accommodate a radio headset?  Who knows?

If their supply folks are anything like ours, then he just got fucked over and they gave him the Mongo sized helmet.  Probably doesn't happen to officers like it did to us enlisted scum, though.

#26580
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dad's latest. Translation is "Toy Store". Kid is saying I hate the man. 

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I’ll give him $200 for it and the agricultural towing division sketch 

#26582
Probably as an officer near the front, he needs his helmet but it has to be able to accommodate a radio headset?  Who knows?

Snipers would love to know command has larger helmets.
#26584
2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I’ll give him $200 for it and the agricultural towing division sketch 

He is sending one to each of my kids. I am paying for the frames. But appreciate it! Let me push him to do more. If so I will hook you up with one. You can buy me a beer sometime. 

#26585

Good read on RA equipment losses - it's the "captured" numbers that get my attention.  Wonder how many have been repurposed?

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Tanks (507, of which destroyed: 257, damaged: 9, abandoned: 40, captured: 201)

Armoured Fighting Vehicles (264, of which destroyed: 129, abandoned: 29, captured: 106)

Infantry Fighting Vehicles (520, of which destroyed: 308, damaged: 2, abandoned: 32, captured: 178)

Armoured Personnel Carriers (97, of which destroyed: 32, damaged: 2, abandoned: 17, captured: 46)

Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) Vehicles (22, of which destroyed: 12, abandoned: 3, captured: 7)

Infantry Mobility Vehicles (91, of which destroyed: 55, damaged: 2, abandoned: 5, captured: 29)

Command Posts And Communications Stations (63, of which destroyed: 30, abandoned: 8, captured: 25)

Engineering Vehicles And Equipment (110, of which destroyed: 32, abandoned: 15, captured: 58)

Towed Artillery (55, of which destroyed: 10, damaged: 4, abandoned: 5, captured: 36)

Self-Propelled Artillery (98, of which destroyed: 41, damaged: 2, abandoned: 15, captured: 39)

Multiple Rocket Launchers (55, of which destroyed: 25, abandoned: 5, captured: 24)

Anti-Aircraft Guns (4, of which captured: 4)

Self-Propelled Anti-Aircraft Guns (14, of which destroyed: 5, abandoned: 2, captured: 7)

Surface-To-Air Missile Systems (52, of which destroyed: 26, damaged: 1, abandoned: 7, captured: 18)

Radars (10, of which destroyed: 4, captured: 6)

Jammers And Deception Systems (7, of which destroyed: 3, damaged: 2, captured: 2)

Aircraft (21, of which destroyed: 20, damaged: 1)

Helicopters (33, of which destroyed: 29, damaged: 2, abandoned: 1, captured: 1)

Anyway, you get the picture....

 

#26587
1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Good read on RA equipment losses - it's the "captured" numbers that get my attention.  Wonder how many have been repurposed?

Equipment losses

 

How the hell do you capture a Helicopter? 

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#26588
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

How the hell do you capture a Helicopter? 

Same way you capture an alligator. Sneak up behind it and jump on the back and tail.

Edited by Grade of D as in David

#26590
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

How the hell do you capture a Helicopter? 

I was kind of wondering the same thing.  I was also wondering the difference between "abandoned" and "captured". 

Maybe some Ukrainian farmer just hooked it up to his John Deere and dragged it off of some forward location.  They are definitely some resourceful folks.

#26591
10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

How the hell do you capture a Helicopter? 

My guess might be something it having hydraulic failure due to UKR fire, has to force land quickly and they get the hell out of there.  Or shot.  Whatever.  UKR fixes the lines and voila, a Russkie killing machine.

#26596
48 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He is sending one to each of my kids. I am paying for the frames. But appreciate it! Let me push him to do more. If so I will hook you up with one. You can buy me a beer sometime. 

He could sell them as NFTs for $200k

#26597

by the way... if any of you come to hate the Russia enough that you wish to dispose of your Kalashnikov Concern related items, let me know how I can assist.

#26598
2 minutes ago, Snacks said:

by the way... if any of you come to hate the Russia enough that you wish to dispose of your Kalashnikov Concern related items, let me know how I can assist.

Somebody in the Gun Owners thread is already looking for one for his son.

#26599
18 minutes ago, Snacks said:

by the way... if any of you come to hate the Russia enough that you wish to dispose of your Kalashnikov Concern related items, let me know how I can assist.

Yep.  Had a bunch over the years that I wish I still have (except my shorter-barreled Mosin Nagant.....fuck that angry little rifle)

 

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