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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#29302
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And 90 seconds of that instruction was spent telling you to say “backblast area clear!”

Sign me up I guess - I say that every morning and then proceed to blast my target...

#29308
2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^They supposedly added an exemption for Hungary to avoid a veto from them. 

Another solution: boot fucking Hungary from the EU.  If they want to align with Putin and Russia, let them.  And let them reap all the economic ties and benefits that entails.

Hungary.....is potato.

#29309
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Another solution: boot fucking Hungary from the EU.  If they want to align with Putin and Russia, let them.  And let them reap all the economic ties and benefits that entails.

Hungary.....is potato.

Can you really call it a famine in a country called Hungary?  

#29310

️ Two power substations were damaged in Lviv as a result of a missile strike, - Sadovyi

Lviv, Odesa region, Ternopil, Vinnytsia, Kirovohrad region, Vinnytsia - explosions are reported. ‼️

#29311

Consequences of artillery work on Russian infantry fighting vehicles, Kharkiv region.

In the Sumy region, border guards dropped explosives from a quadcopter on the observation tower, where the enemy had placed sniper positions the day before.

The armed forces destroyed the supply column of the occupiers with BC and fuel near the village of Vesele in Kharkiv region. OUV "Sloboda". Beautiful.

#29316

This could free up a shit-ton of regular Ukrainian units for counter-offensives, as they could move territorial forces away from areas in Western Ukraine that don't need to be guarded closer to forward areas, where they don't have to engage in combat, but can help handle logistics, medical care, etc. of the regular units.

 

#29320

The Irish are not amused by the Russian nuclear torpedo wiping out Great Britain and would like that walked back.

Do we want the Irish in NATO or would they fight too much with the Brits (and everyone else) to make it workable?

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#29321
The Irish are not amused by the Russian nuclear torpedo wiping out Great Britain and would like that walked back.

Do we want the Irish in NATO or would they fight too much with the Brits (and everyone else) to make it workable?

http://

WE DONT WANT THE IRISH!
#29324

Shitting all over minorities from the "toiletless-villages" of Russia who are doing a shitload of the fighting, and using the justification of Ukrainians/etc., not being true whites...

Jason Bateman Cotton GIF

Edit: And Putin uses Chechens in the rear for photo ops and to round up Russian deserters.

Seems like he's playing with matches near a powder keg of sorts.  

And toss in trying to compare the Swedes to Nazis.

Edited by atomheartbevo

#29325

60 years old and a fucking major in the reserves?

In the west, he would have been booted out of the military a long time ago, even if he started out enlisted.

 

#29326

They've added 19 to this since it was released this morning.  Note: This is tracking "confirmed" deaths (named) by Russian social media/government notices/documents captured, etc., so the general(s) from last week are not included, since names are not known as of yet.

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#29329

Destroyed tank of racists.

The armed forces destroyed the supply column of the occupiers with BC and fuel near the village of Vesele in Kharkiv region. OUV "Sloboda". Beautiful.

#29331
16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

60 years old and a fucking major in the reserves?

In the west, he would have been booted out of the military a long time ago, even if he started out enlisted.

 

This reminds me of a phone call my brother took around the time of mobilization for the first Gulf War:

[phone rings, brother answers, I can hear the other end of the line:] Hello?  This is Sgt. Jones of [whatever the unit was that was mobilizing].  Can I speak with Sgt. Fuck?

Brother: Who?

Sgt. Jones: Sgt. Fuck

*At this point, I see the wheels turning on my brother's face, realizing the good Sgt. is talking about our Dad, who hadn't been reserve in like 20 years.*

Brother:  Oh, you don't want him.  He's old and fat. Bye! 

[brother hangs up]

Sgt. Jones never called back.  

Evidently, in Russia those calls are answered with, "Hell yeah! Send that bitch  to the front to collect some washing machines!"

Edited by Chad Fuck

#29334
2 hours ago, 686 said:

The Irish are not amused by the Russian nuclear torpedo wiping out Great Britain and would like that walked back.

Do we want the Irish in NATO or would they fight too much with the Brits (and everyone else) to make it workable?

http://

No Irish need apply.

#29340
60 years old and a fucking major in the reserves?
In the west, he would have been booted out of the military a long time ago, even if he started out enlisted.
 
He must be Air National Guard, lulz.
#29343
10 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

He must be Air National Guard, lulz.

Back in the late 90s during a Y2K upgrade project I was on, I met a contractor who was in his 50s and still a major in the Air Force Reserve, but it was an odd arrangement - he didn't have to report like a normal reservist, but a few times a year they'd have him go and troubleshoot or do some Ada programming.  They kept him on the books so to speak, so that when they needed him, they didn't have to deal with civilian contracts/etc., because when they needed him, they really needed him, like right then and there. He liked being in the AF Reserve without the baggage (and he picked up a lot of lucrative contracts with defense companies).  On a side note, I was shocked at how much Ada was used in various aircraft and other systems.

Anyways, I'm guessing this Russian dude had a similar arrangement, only it involved looting.  Maybe he proved very adept at it in Afghanistan and then Georgia.

#29345
18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Back in the late 90s during a Y2K upgrade project I was on, I met a contractor who was in his 50s and still a major in the Air Force Reserve, but it was an odd arrangement - he didn't have to report like a normal reservist, but a few times a year they'd have him go and troubleshoot or do some Ada programming.  They kept him on the books so to speak, so that when they needed him, they didn't have to deal with civilian contracts/etc., because when they needed him, they really needed him, like right then and there. He liked being in the AF Reserve without the baggage (and he picked up a lot of lucrative contracts with defense companies).  On a side note, I was shocked at how much Ada was used in various aircraft and other systems.

Anyways, I'm guessing this Russian dude had a similar arrangement, only it involved looting.  Maybe he proved very adept at it in Afghanistan and then Georgia.

I found this article to be a fascinating read about Ada and the 777. 
 

http://archive.adaic.com/projects/atwork/boeing.html
 

#29346

That ship-sinking bomb that was mentioned earlier, holy shit it's amazing/awesome.  

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/the-air-forces-new-ship-killing-smart-bomb-has-sunk-its-first-vessel

The Air Force uses a low-cost/widely-available 2,000lb JDAM with a few modifications and delivered by an F-15E, and basically detonates right under/next to the ship, which breaks the ship's keel and quickly sinks it.

#29347
5 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Dumb question. How does the US have Russian helicopters?

We bought them for delivery to the Afghan National Army before the Taliban took over. 

#29348
12 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We bought them for delivery to the Afghan National Army before the Taliban took over. 

Not to derail but did we buy them from Russia directly or through some former soviet block countries?

#29350
39 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We bought them for delivery to the Afghan National Army before the Taliban took over. 

Maybe we should send over the Afghans too. Hey Russia remember these guys?

 

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