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#30013

Parade has started. 

Edit: declaring Ukraine as a Nazi nation and launching a nuclear missile at Ukraine from the parade, damn…

bold GIF
 

Edit: Wrong YouTube channel

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#30018

Said it’s the fault of the US and its satellite and NATO providing state-of-the-art weapons.  Constantly bitching about the US and NATO.  Demands respect from the West.  Bitched about millennials.  

#30020

Said American veterans who wanted to visit the parade in Moscow were prevented from attending.  Said Russians are defeating the killing squads in Ukraine.  Said NeoNazis are shelling Ukrainian cities.  .  

#30021

Said families of dead and wounded soldiers will be fully supported due to a presidential decree he signed today, (10 weeks into the three day war). Rambling about multiethnical people fighting for Russia.

I wish they’d show that Women's corps again.  

#30023

Haven’t seen a single person smiling.

And looking at these generals, holy shit it’s no wonder they are losing.  It’s like characters out of a Benny Hill sketch.

Putin is bored.  The old woman behind him looks like she’s still angry about losing her son in WWI.

Hot women brigade sighted.  Those skirts were hot.

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#30026

Putin has a blanket on his lap.   And they mount cameras in the weirdest places on vehicles.  Lot of iPhones in the crowds.

Ukrainian farmers have got to be drooling over this parade.   

#30027

Something’s off with Putin. His left arm swings when he walks and he keeps his right arm to his side most of the time.  And he’s either wearing a shit ton of body armor or something else is up.  His coat has lots of weird shapes.

He is surrounded by a lot of security. I mean a lot.  

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#30028

Something definitely off with his right arm. It’s so damned obvious.  There’s things he can do with it, but it’s definitely odd.

And this small crowd putting flowers at the memorial, you know all of them were vetted, yet he and his security don’t trust any of them, not even the elderly.

All of his generals salute the troops and the flags but he doesn’t.

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#30029

brb, need to start internet rumors that every time they cut the camera to the Russian flag flapping in the wind, it’s because Putin’s right hand started shaking.

#30032
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Something’s off with Putin. His left arm swings when he walks and he keeps his right arm to his side most of the time.  And he’s either wearing a shit ton of body armor or something else is up.  His coat has lots of weird shapes.

He is surrounded by a lot of security. I mean a lot.  

That's the KGB walk, keep your right hand on your weapon or some shit. 

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#30033

Hackers replaced Russian TV schedules during Putin's 'Victory Day' parade with anti-war messages

https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-victory-day-tv-broadcasts-hacked-anti-war-messages-2022-5 

The message read, per the BBC's translation: "On your hands is the blood of thousands of Ukrainians and their hundreds of murdered children. TV and the authorities are lying. No to war."

#30035
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Said American veterans who wanted to visit the parade in Moscow were prevented from attending.  Said Russians are defeating the killing squads in Ukraine.  Said NeoNazis are shelling Ukrainian cities.  .  

Quotes for inadvertent accuracy by Putin.  

#30036
10 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

The ding dong daddies from Duma say a lot of crap, ignore them.

 

Also, I did not have on my bingo card, "Russia invites a Digital Underground cover band to entertain the troops."

humpty-dance-digital-underground-1348554

does that mean Tupac is dancing in Russia?

#30037
Said American veterans who wanted to visit the parade in Moscow were prevented from attending.  Said Russians are defeating the killing squads in Ukraine.  Said NeoNazis are shelling Ukrainian cities.  .  

NeoNazis are shelling Ukrainian cities.
#30039
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

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Good luck swimming out of the their submarine class T-72 with all those medals.  

#30040

This was on CNN.

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Planned Victory Day air shows were canceled in locations across Russia, including Moscow, St. Petersburg, and the southern city of Rostov-on-Don, Russian state news agency TASS reported Monday. 

The decision raised eyebrows among foreign military analysts watching Moscow's Victory Day parade on Monday. The parade had been expected to feature 77 aircraft flying over the capital's Red Square, including eight MiG-29 fighters flying in a “Z” formation to show support for Russian troops fighting in Ukraine.

We know it wasn’t weather related.  The cameras in Moscow cut away to blue skies several times.

Oh.

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Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said Moscow's air show was canceled due to weather conditions, according to state news agency RIA Novosti. Aviation shows were also canceled in Samara, Kaliningrad, and Murmansk, TASS wrote. 

 

#30042
5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Good luck swimming out of the their submarine class T-72 with all those medals.  

They must get several medals for each decade they live past 50.

#30043
10 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

The ding dong daddies from Duma say a lot of crap, ignore them.

 

Also, I did not have on my bingo card, "Russia invites a Digital Underground cover band to entertain the troops."

humpty-dance-digital-underground-1348554

I see this image occasionally, but I have no clue what it is from. Help an old brother out. 

#30045
2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I see this image occasionally, but I have no clue what it is from. Help an old brother out. 

Humpty your way to the 2021 celebrity dead pool thread?

#30046
Guess they couldn't get the Yak-9s ready to go in time. 

I would’ve liked to have seen that. I reckon there are more Yak-9s flying in the US and Western Europe than all of Russia. Because democracy allows the acquisition of Soviet equipment as expensive toys.
#30047
25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

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13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They must get several medals for each decade they live past 50.

psshht - that's your average 35 year old Russian. They'll be conscripted next week. 

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