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#34201
58 minutes ago, dimyh said:

Nukes require some maintenance but even if only a third of their nukes are functional then that is still enough to kill millions.

You mean everyone on earth. I think you're underestimating either the number or strength of nukes or perhaps both. 

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#34202

Millions/Billions whatever calculus you want to use, the point is that even in the most optimistic scenarios Russia has a hefty arsenal of glow in the dark scented candles to gift out to the west.

#34203
16 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I've been mostly unplugged for a week, any quick links for general updates?

"The News" doesn't report shit, except some Boxing match that some dude named "Roe" headlined apparently. Golden State Won, And CO won some Hockey and it's hot AF everywhere.

Read that thread.

#34210
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Part of the reason why their conventional army is in shit condition is that they've been spending the money to keep their villas/yachts/soccer teams well maintained.

FIFY 

#34211
And [mention=2205]Born to Run[/mention] we can't forget this
 

Here’s the thing….if he wasn’t a general for a murderous shitbag, he’d be a Surly god. 5 meals a day? Each washed down with a liter of vodka? Respek….
#34212
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here’s the thing….if he wasn’t a general for a murderous shitbag, he’d be a Surly god. 5 meals a day? Each washed down with a liter of vodka? Respek….

He hasn't seen his dick in decades.

#34213
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He hasn't seen his dick in decades.

Legally dead

#34217

Kremlin said Putin would attend the G20, but Indonesia had said he wouldn't be attending (they are hosting it), and given his paranoia with fucking long tables, etc., there's no way he would show up surrounded by hostile leaders.  And with war crimes investigations going on.

So the Indonesia President is going to Kyiv, which will definitely piss off Putin.

 

#34220
They are talking about UAVs hitting the Kursk airbase, but what if it was helicopters again, like back in April
 

Since it was either those or a plane it all adds up to RU’s air defense isn’t very good.
#34221

NATO formally invited Finland and Sweden this morning.  Russian bots on social media claiming that this just divides Europe even more, LOL

New Strategic Concept (they are published every 10 years or so): The document defines Russia as the “most significant and direct threat” to Allies’ security, while addressing China for the first time and the challenges that Beijing poses toward Allies’ security, interests and values. 

https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/news_197281.htm

 

#34222

Russian Channel One is hilarious.

Justifying NATO's expansion while either being too fucking stupid to realize it, or not caring (Putin needs NATO to scare his people)

Bragging about repairing roads that Russia shelled

Best Baghdad Bob impression at the UN 

 

#34223
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russian bots on social media claiming that this just divides Europe even more, LOL

Lulz.

Russia has successfully made Europe the least divided it's been in... well... ever.

#34226
Just now, utee94 said:

Lulz.

Russia has successfully made Europe the least divided it's been in... well... ever.

There's no comparison - even at the height of the Roman Empire's footprint in Europe around 115 AD, it was still missing a chunk of the UK (don't fuck with the Scots), all of Northern Europe, and part of Central Europe.

 

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Biden said the U.S. will permanently station the U.S. Army V Corps forward command in Poland , a move that he said would strengthen US-NATO interoperability across the alliance’s eastern flank. The move marks the first permanent basing of U.S. forces on NATO’s eastern edge. Biden added that the U.S. is also stepping up its rotational deployments of troops to Romania and the Baltic region.

https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-nato-biden-madrid-jens-stoltenberg-de44b391b62aa3b9ccbd37ca12518f26

#34230
1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'm curious about what intelligence is driving this.  One doesn't move a corps HQ and a ton of troops for shits and giggles.

It's not going to happen overnight, either.

I've been looking around, and some are speculating short term it's for deterrence (Russia won't stop ramping up the rhetoric), but long term it maybe about when Lukashenko and Putin are out of power, and Belarus/Russia potentially falling apart.  But mainly it's an image thing, and a "fuck you" to Russia/Belarus.

 

#34231

I know very little about the guy other than he's banned from twitter (apparently trying to blame Russian atrocities on Ukraine) and had been arrested a few times for trying to pick up young girls online. He was apparently an intelligence officer in the Marines 👀 and some arms control inspector stuff.

Anyways, he was trending a bit, because his early posts before his ban are fucking hilarious/nuts, and even more hilarious/nuts now.

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#34233
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Let's just add Japan, South Korea, Australia, and New Zealand to NATO. Update the charter.

Let's add Mongolia since historical claims seem to be a thing these days. Top tier bang for your buck. 

#34234
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Let's just add Japan, South Korea, Australia, and New Zealand to NATO. Update the charter.

NAPTO??

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#34237
47 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'm curious about what intelligence is driving this.  One doesn't move a corps HQ and a ton of troops for shits and giggles.

Maybe to improve morale. Ever been to Kentucky?

#34238
1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Maybe to improve morale. Ever been to Kentucky?

I thought it was regular stop for Pussy's Flying Circus?

#34241
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russian Channel One is hilarious.

Justifying NATO's expansion while either being too fucking stupid to realize it, or not caring (Putin needs NATO to scare his people)

Bragging about repairing roads that Russia shelled

Best Baghdad Bob impression at the UN 

 

Exile these fucks. Or ticket their cars no matter where they park and give the money to the Ukrainian delegation for blow and hookers. 

#34242
Do you know what the rest of the world should do, though?
Hurt them more.  Hurt them much, much, much more.  When you have your opponent in pain.....double down.   Finish them.

I think a video of a russian oligarchs boat being used as a refugee or homeless shelter would be appropriate. Or a surly tailgate.
#34243
17 minutes ago, Nivek said:


I think a video of a russian oligarchs boat being used as a refugee or homeless shelter would be appropriate. Or a surly tailgate.

OnlyFans dorm for widowed hot Russian women. 

#34249
20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Boss move.  The Poles are gonna roll out the red carpet.  Not many service members are gonna hafta buy their own drinks at the Krakow Applebee's.

Poland has some hot women. Our boys gonna love it.

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#34250
1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Polish women are hot. Our boys gonna love it.

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