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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#39803
31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Good article

 

...an "enormous horde," armed with the best Western weaponry and swimming in foreign specialists.

They're right, and so the fuck what.

#39804
17 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The implicit statement here is that Russian troops shouldn’t be expected to be effective against Western (or Western-trained) forces and that’s a big fucking admission. Also an example of how propaganda folds in on itself. 

So they're Aggy.  All you hadta say.

#39805
3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

...an "enormous horde," armed with the best Western weaponry and swimming in foreign specialists.

They're right, and so the fuck what.

Sounds metal as fuck 

#39806
36 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Georgian Legion talking shit. 

Kupyansk is already surrounded and may have already been retaken by Ukraine. 

Russia is in full retreat.

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#39807

How much is the USA intel department/satellite specialist working overtime providing minute by minute updates on the Russians during the offensive, I am sure they are enjoying this event 

#39813
44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Georgian Legion talking shit. 

Kupyansk is already surrounded and may have already been retaken by Ukraine. 

Russia is in full retreat.

I don't think retreat is correct.  Retreat implies organized activity and intentional military movement. I think they are standing there wondering what to do and waiting to die, surrender or just wait some more.

#39814
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Good for morale, amiright?

 

All off the top officers gonna be GTFO mode to save their asses, they aren’t dying for this cause. Some poor LT gonna be going, wtf comadre, time to also leave 

#39815
15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

What airdefence doing?

 

Jesus.  They straight rolled through there like the Mongol hordes.   

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#39817

The degree to which we have degraded the Russian Army and Air Force, at the expense of exactly 0 American lives and only a rounding error in the federal budget, is amazing.

Our military has taken a lot of shit over the past 20 years, because fundamentally it was asked to do something it's not good at.  We're not the Soviets; we're not very good at installing friendly governments and then crushing a populace to keep that government in charge.  And somehow people took that to mean that the American military isn't that great.

This is showing that not only are we that great; we're even better than that.  The United States armed forces doesn't just have the best equipment; it has the best logistics, the best tactics, the best intelligence, and the best technology in the world.  And it's not even close.

People were running around talking about a multipolar world, and the ascendency of Russia and China.  Aint no motherfucking multipolar anything.  And anybody who thought differently was fooling themselves.  There is one single hyperpower.  And that's it.  The only times anyone could reasonably fool himself into thinking otherwise is when the hyperpower decides to trip over its own dick.

But there's no dick-tripping right now.  And this is a helluva message to send to countries like China and Iran.

#39818
3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I don't think retreat is correct.  Retreat implies organized activity and intentional military movement. I think they are standing there wondering what to do and waiting to die, surrender or just wait some more.

We know their junior officers and NCOs are not trained to take the initiative like Western junior officers and NCOs. There were plenty of examples early in the war where smaller units, when faced with problems, basically froze in position while they waited for word from higher up. Western junior officers and NCOs, when faced with problems, will either go on the attack right then and there, or go around and attack from another angle, rather than wait for word to travel up and down the chain of command (which is especially burdensome in Russia).

#39819
30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is not an efficient way to move troops for Russia, given the distances and the amount of anti-air that the Ukrainians are deploying.

Russia doesn't need more troops in the area right now.  They need good command and control to move, reposition and mobilize the troops they currently have.  They need to have good communication lines, supply lines and competent leadership.  The first two have been cut by the Ukrainians and the last seems to have been absent for a while.   Dropping more troops into Izyum is just like repositioning thousands of your best troops to the West of the river in Kherson so they can be cut off and trapped.  It's like delivering more future KIA's and POW's to Ukraine.

Russia gonna Russia.

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#39820
15 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

How much is the USA intel department/satellite specialist working overtime providing minute by minute updates on the Russians during the offensive, I am sure they are enjoying this event 

Imagine you've prepared your entire life to eat delicious Texas BBQ.  Now imagine you sit down at the biggest Texas BBQ spread you've ever seen.  You're gonna eat until you pass out. 

Now imagine you've been training to kill Russians your entire life.  You're gonna kill Russians until you pass out.

#39825
21 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Best western weaponry from 20-30 years ago? 

 

23 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

high quality GIF

Right!? Ukraine is pushing their shit in with a smaller force and using weapons that were high tech pre Iraq 2.   There were people at the beginning of this thread fawning over Russia's hypersonic missiles and how we have no match for their technology.   It don't matter a shit when your infantry is eating 30 year old MRE's and your tanks look like a jack in the box when hit properly.  Our most modern tech would wipe any army off them map in rapid fashion.  

It's kinda like the old Charlie Sheen saying about hookers, you're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave.  Well, our military tech and success is made to eliminate, not to stick around and monitor (even though we actually do a great job at that, we just don't have the social wherewithal anymore to crush pocket rebellions with impunity)  

#39826
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is not an efficient way to move troops for Russia, given the distances and the amount of anti-air that the Ukrainians are deploying.

The thing that strikes me about this, is all I see are two helos with the blades whirring away.  No one is getting in, or out, and nothing seems to be going on for miles around.  Who knows what's behind the camera.  But this sure looks like it could be somewhere on the endless Russian steppe with those Mi-26s safe and sound. 

#39828
I’ve expressed my thoughts on how I don’t think the AFU should let the Russians “surrender”.
But if POWs are to be taken, then exchange them 1:10 for every Ukrainian that was forcibly exiled to Russia in the past 7 months. 

You have to document them with every humanitarian agency and let them talk to their families and then try the officers at the Hague. Otherwise RU will ship them all to Siberia so they can’t tell anyone what really happened nor lead any uprising.
#39829
10 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

The thing that strikes me about this, is all I see are two helos with the blades whirring away.  No one is getting in, or out, and nothing seems to be going on for miles around.  Who knows what's behind the camera.  But this sure looks like it could be somewhere on the endless Russian steppe with those Mi-26s safe and sound. 

Because it's a propaganda video:

 

#39830
13 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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I'm a fan of Polandball comics. This is one of the better recent ones.

7 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

 

How would you like to see the Security Council reformed? I don't see any of China, US, France, UK giving up their veto power. A significant part of the point of those 5 countries having veto power is their nuclear arsenal, which you're well aware of. Do you feel like having a massive nuclear arsenal doesn't mean what it used to?

Swap Russia for India. Done.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

What's going on is a rout.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I love the internet (watch to the end)

 

The first plane fooled me. Second one, I could tell it was CGI. Watched again to confirm.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Uh... is that real?

nope

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

Is that what I think it is? A wildpig airplane?

is this a training video somewhere in Poland? 
I hope it’s real

nope, it's cg

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

It has to be in Poland. 

nope, it's on a computer disk somewhere

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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True story: Original quote was attributed to Genghis Khan in Michael Prawdin's 1920s-era history/novel, The Mongol Empire.

Highly recommend it; it's as entertaining as the best Conan stories.

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Jesus.  They straight rolled through there like the Mongol hordes.   

😁 like I said...

#39831
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And these are mostly Russian troops, even if they are from different units and different Russian services.

I’d imagine the DPR/LPR militias are going to be ditching their uniforms rather quickly when the Russians fold and the Ukrainian military closes in.

I hope that they catch that fucking traitor from Texas in all the chaos with his pants down taking a shit. He gets startled and falls back into his fresh turds.

#39832
4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I hope that they catch that fucking traitor from Texas in all the chaos with his pants down taking a shit. He gets startled and falls back into his fresh turds.

Who?

#39833
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

The degree to which we have degraded the Russian Army and Air Force, at the expense of exactly 0 American lives and only a rounding error in the federal budget, is amazing.

Our military has taken a lot of shit over the past 20 years, because fundamentally it was asked to do something it's not good at.  We're not the Soviets; we're not very good at installing friendly governments and then crushing a populace to keep that government in charge.  And somehow people took that to mean that the American military isn't that great.

This is showing that not only are we that great; we're even better than that.  The United States armed forces doesn't just have the best equipment; it has the best logistics, the best tactics, the best intelligence, and the best technology in the world.  And it's not even close.

People were running around talking about a multipolar world, and the ascendency of Russia and China.  Aint no motherfucking multipolar anything.  And anybody who thought differently was fooling themselves.  There is one single hyperpower.  And that's it.  The only times anyone could reasonably fool himself into thinking otherwise is when the hyperpower decides to trip over its own dick.

But there's no dick-tripping right now.  And this is a helluva message to send to countries like China and Iran.

Yup, USA military was basically equivalent to Texas football over the past decade.  Massive potential and way too much tripping on our own dicks.  

Maybe things will similarly look up for UT, and we'll beat the shit out of Alabama tomorrow.

 

 

 

(or maybe the analogy isn't all that apt... :) )

 

#39834
2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yup, USA military was basically equivalent to Texas football over the past decade.  Massive potential and way too much tripping on our own dicks.  

Maybe things will similarly look up for UT, and we'll beat the shit out of Alabama tomorrow.

 

 

 

(or maybe the analogy isn't all that apt... :) )

 

Maybe the analogy is more that Casey Thompson will throw for 6 touchdowns to Marcus Washington against Georgia Southern tomorrow.

#39835
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

...an "enormous horde," armed with the best Western weaponry and swimming in foreign specialists.

They're right, and so the fuck what.

Yes, but also no.  Armed with Western weaponry.  If they were armed with the 'best' Western weaponry, Top Gun III would already be in production.

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#39836
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

The degree to which we have degraded the Russian Army and Air Force, at the expense of exactly 0 American lives and only a rounding error in the federal budget, is amazing.

Our military has taken a lot of shit over the past 20 years, because fundamentally it was asked to do something it's not good at.  We're not the Soviets; we're not very good at installing friendly governments and then crushing a populace to keep that government in charge.  And somehow people took that to mean that the American military isn't that great.

This is showing that not only are we that great; we're even better than that.  The United States armed forces doesn't just have the best equipment; it has the best logistics, the best tactics, the best intelligence, and the best technology in the world.  And it's not even close.

People were running around talking about a multipolar world, and the ascendency of Russia and China.  Aint no motherfucking multipolar anything.  And anybody who thought differently was fooling themselves.  There is one single hyperpower.  And that's it.  The only times anyone could reasonably fool himself into thinking otherwise is when the hyperpower decides to trip over its own dick.

But there's no dick-tripping right now.  And this is a helluva message to send to countries like China and Iran.

fuckin A.

 

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#39843
13 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I was always amazed at how the Germans conquered so much of Europe seeing as how only about three of them had families that supported Hitler.

#39848
10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I was always amazed at how the Germans conquered so much of Europe seeing as how only about three of them had families that supported Hitler.

shades of happy gilmore.  hey, i was just looking for the other half of this bottle . . .

#39849
2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

The degree to which we have degraded the Russian Army and Air Force, at the expense of exactly 0 American lives and only a rounding error in the federal budget, is amazing.

Our military has taken a lot of shit over the past 20 years, because fundamentally it was asked to do something it's not good at.  We're not the Soviets; we're not very good at installing friendly governments and then crushing a populace to keep that government in charge.  And somehow people took that to mean that the American military isn't that great.

This is showing that not only are we that great; we're even better than that.  The United States armed forces doesn't just have the best equipment; it has the best logistics, the best tactics, the best intelligence, and the best technology in the world.  And it's not even close.

People were running around talking about a multipolar world, and the ascendency of Russia and China.  Aint no motherfucking multipolar anything.  And anybody who thought differently was fooling themselves.  There is one single hyperpower.  And that's it.  The only times anyone could reasonably fool himself into thinking otherwise is when the hyperpower decides to trip over its own dick.

But there's no dick-tripping right now.  And this is a helluva message to send to countries like China and Iran.

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