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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#45152
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This fucking chode. 
 

 

Cool.....here's my negotiation proposal: NATO trades Hungary to Russia for Ukraine.  We will all be better off for it -- Orban can have his dream life of being Putin's little bitch, formally.

#45156
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Cool.....here's my negotiation proposal: NATO trades Hungary to Russia for Ukraine.  We will all be better off for it -- Orban can have his dream life of being Putin's little bitch, formally.

Viktor, we did what you said, we negotiated a solution.  What? No, we’re not having a party. I don’t know what you hear. 
 

Anyway, just calling to congratulate you on the new job. Regional governor of Magayorszag oblast.  Stay far from open windows. 

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#45158
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And Musk pushes this agenda.  We can pretty much lock up the "worst negotiator in the history of humanity" award, and just hand it to Elon for his "give the bad guy literally everything he has ever demanded and call it a win" approach. 

I wouldn't let Elon negotiate on my behalf for a fucking used CD at a mexican flea market.  Fucker would have me trading my house for it.

What’s darkly funny about this call is it’s the “world’s richest and smartest man” talking to the world’s actual richest man (Vladimir Putin, for now, should be assumed to basically own all of Russia). And he’s getting played like a fool.  He thinks he’s doing big boy shit but he’s just being absolutely clowned.

#45159
41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And Musk pushes this agenda.  We can pretty much lock up the "worst negotiator in the history of humanity" award, and just hand it to Elon for his "give the bad guy literally everything he has ever demanded and call it a win" approach. 

I wouldn't let Elon negotiate on my behalf for a fucking used CD at a mexican flea market.  Fucker would have me trading my house for it.

So give everything what Russia wants and shut up about it; what a great negotiation 

#45160
21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If you’d like to keep an eye on the advance guard of Orban’s influence campaign stateside, let me introduce you to Mr. Rod Dreher. He midwifed the Tucker-Orban bromance, it didn’t come out of nowhere. 
 

Very much a nationalist b-lister in public but extremely influential in those circles. 
 

 

Huh.  You know who cast blame in the other direction?  The MURDERED Ukrainians, murdered in massive crimes against humanity committed by Russia.  How about you speak up for THEM, you treasonous inhuman shitbag?

Alternatively, how about you just drink some polonium tea, since you like Putin's cooking so much?

18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

What’s darkly funny about this call is it’s the “world’s richest and smartest man” talking to the world’s actual richest man (Vladimir Putin, for now, should be assumed to basically own all of Russia). And he’s getting played like a fool.  He thinks he’s doing big boy shit but he’s just being absolutely clowned.

Bingo.  Nobody gets played harder than the guy who THINKS he's the smartest guy in the room....but isn't even close.

#45162
5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

When they tell you who they are, fucking listen to them.   @Brisketexan will appreciate this.  These are the people that Elon thinks Ukraine should negotiate with. 

 

Guy must have seen Platoon Leader.   (0:27) "We sell ideas, if we can't place the right ideas in their heads, we place on of these in their bodies."

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#45163
29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That being said...someone, give me like 5-6 bullet points on how this is all America's fault that a foreign nation invaded a neighbor and has massed atrocity after atrocity on the people there and played roulette with the world's energy equilibrium?

Here’s the bullets (not mine, be kind enough to remember)

nato expansion. The us controls nato, promised no expansion to get the Soviet Union to break up, then has expanded. 
thereby causing russia unease and in the mood to expand to counter. 
 

support. The “exercise” would have been over in a few days but for Mexican support via arms and intel. All it is doing is prolonging the suffering. 
 

so we made them do it, and we are making it worse than it needs to be. 

#45164
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

With Elon, Rogan, and Alex Jones all hanging around Austin, I fully expect to see this shit emerge from Town Lake one evening:

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C'mon dude... that's not coming out of Town Lake... its coming out of Lake Austin.

#45166
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This fucking chode. 
 

 

I would send Ambassador Flavor Flav to sing to him "kiss my ass and suck a D-I-C-K" in that Flavor Flav style. 

#45175

So how hard is it, exactly, to train Ukrainians to run Patriot middle batteries or whatever to shoot down Russian cruise missiles?  It's time to do so even if it means sending in American "advisors."

And I've noticed some of the more recent Ukrainian promo videos are using English hard rock soundtracks instead of the usual cappy techno.  Thanks for that, Guys.

#45179
51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Here’s the bullets (not mine, be kind enough to remember)

nato expansion. The us controls nato, promised no expansion to get the Soviet Union to break up, then has expanded. 
thereby causing russia unease and in the mood to expand to counter. 
 

support. The “exercise” would have been over in a few days but for Mexican support via arms and intel. All it is doing is prolonging the suffering. 
 

so we made them do it, and we are making it worse than it needs to be. 

 

  • She should not have dressed like that or been so pretty
  • It only got worse when she danced with another guy at the party
  • She really wanted it in spite of fighting back and scratching out my eye, she's always wanted it
  • She would not have a broken arm or lost her front tooth if she had just laid back and tried to enjoy it
  • Now she is pregnant, she should just marry me and make me a sandwich, who else would want that whore
#45180
7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck that fat bitch. 

And concerning the stolen cameras, someone needs to livestream that. 

Yeah......you need to think REALLY hard about whether you want to see a fat smelly Buryatian Russian soldier bending his wife -- who looks like me, but not nearly as pretty, over their crappy kitchen table one night.  I mean, these are people who road trip to Irkutsk for a good time.

5 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

  • She should not have dressed like that or been so pretty
  • It only got worse when she danced with another guy at the party
  • She really wanted it in spite of fighting back and scratching out my eye, she's always wanted it
  • She would not have a broken arm or lost her front tooth if she had just laid back and tried to enjoy it
  • Now she is pregnant, she should just marry me and make me a sandwich, who else would want that whore

Oh....so you DO understand how the Putin-apologist folks work. Are you Tucker Carlson?

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#45184
2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This fucking chode. 
 

 

Viktor can eat the nuggets out of my shit.

#45185
Just now, Rimbo said:

Viktor can eat the nuggets out of my shit.

Fuck that.  Isolate him -- and all of Hungary -- so that he has to fight for them out of desperation.  Shut them out of the EU.  Shut them out of NATO.  Shut them out of everything.  Want to be Putin's pal?  Then get what you need from Putin.  Close the door behind him, change the locks, and shoot him if he tries to get back in.

Fuck around, find out.

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#45193

City of Austin:  it’ll take us a few weeks to fix a pothole at a major intersection.

TxDOT: Weeks? LOL, try months

City of Kyiv:  A big fucking hole blown in the street by a cruise missile?  We will have that shit buffed out by the end of day!

 

#45194

Russia tries to portray this as a war against NATO, but Obrien is right, NATO isn’t providing heavy equipment like tanks and aircraft.

And he’s right about Medvedev showing his cards.  Put the Kerch bridge under ATACMS range and the war would be very different.  No matter how many missiles Russia threw at Ukraine, the Ukrainians could keep the bridge down.

 

 

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