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#46851

Seagulls, as you know, never falter, never stall. To stall in the air is for them disgrace and it is dishonor. But Jonathan Livingston Seagull, unashamed, stretching his wings again in that trembling hard curve–slowing, slowing, and stalling once more–was no ordinary bird.”
 

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#46855
Just now, MillerEP said:

 

Can we send some City of Austin utilities folks over there to train?

#46858
29 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^lol, it couldn't be the shoddy maintenance, it had to be 2 seagulls

[Seagulls start worrying about falling out of windows...]

#46859
13 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Batting .700 is pretty damned good or the Russians have no bullpen

The Russian bullpen is Brad Lidge pitching to Pujols on an infinite loop.

Too soon?

#46860
36 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^lol, it couldn't be the shoddy maintenance, it had to be 2 seagulls

WE MUST NOT ALLOW A SEAGULL GAP!

#46861
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

-Diet consisting of lard and vodka.

-Russians under Stalin built Aggy-esque buildings.

-Fear/Envy/Hatred of "effete" rival power to the west

-More lard and vodka.

-Insanely complicated verb conjugations and noun declensions (just kidding, Aggy not do that.)

-Suspicion of outsider.

-Lard and vodka.

FIFY

#46862
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

-Russians under Stalin built Aggy-esque buildings.

 

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

#46868
1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

^lol, it couldn't be the shoddy maintenance, it had to be 2 seagulls

You know how the navy trains and works with marine mammals?

 

not saying , just saying, but the Air Force has plenty of down time to spend with birds. 

#46871
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Syrskiy also suggested Russia’s new build up in Belarus may be more than a feint.
“They’re getting ready for switching the conflict to other combat zones. The possible purpose of that would be to cut or degrade our lines of communication and supplies."https://t.co/rKyNXdRZsL

— Patrick Reevell (@Reevellp) October 24, 2022

I wonder how Poland feels about that.

#46878
17 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Russia is aggy. NSFW. 

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I assume it was confirmed somewhere that he's boning another soldier? Not raping some innocent Ukrainian?

#46879
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When you realize the HUGE overlaps of "being Russian" with "being aggy," it's....horrifying.

-Massively overstate their power/ability, year after year.

-Incompetent execution of even the most basic things.

-Their politics and political rhetoric are terrifyingly similar.

-militaristic society, love of authoritarian type rule.

-A heavy percentage of unsophisticated (understatement) hillbilly types.

-Actual sheep-shaggers.

 

Jesus.  I'd never really looked at it with that level of detail, and now that I have......I wanna puke.

Both peaked w/in 6 years of each other. 

#46880
4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Both peaked w/in 6 years of each other. 

Both peaked in 1939. 

aggy with a football National Championship, Russia with Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where they sided with Nazi Germany to split up various countries.

Nothing but lies, false narratives and scared sheep/conscripts since.

#46884
2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

 Deport him. No gear, just what he has. Deport him to the Finnish border with Russia. Walk east Ivan. Europe does not want you. 

#46886
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You know how the navy trains and works with marine mammals?

 

not saying , just saying, but the Air Force has plenty of down time to spend with birds. 

Since the cold war is heating up again, it only makes sense these guys would have a role to play. 

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#46887
10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^Awfully nice of these war criminals to line up for us to give us a group picture.

I like it.  It will allow us to pre-fit the nooses at the gallows.

#46893

Some pretty interesting journalism by Vice here - hippies, soldiers on leavd, and kids partying to get some R&R and feel like a human in the midst of war. Those are some tough fucking Ukrainians

#46895
5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Or the line is to not discuss it so blatantly on TV.

The Inside Russia guy noticed, and is pissed, and had to put out a short video about it, explaining to his viewers just who the guy is.

 

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

I assume it was confirmed somewhere that he's boning another soldier? Not raping some innocent Ukrainian?

Given that it’s Russian, I assumed he was raping some Russian conscript.

#46897
46 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Some pretty interesting journalism by Vice here - hippies, soldiers on leavd, and kids partying to get some R&R and feel like a human in the midst of war. Those are some tough fucking Ukrainians

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#46898
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We could do this all freaking day.

However, I am uncomfortable with what looks like your criticism of the liberal use of pork fat.   Pork fat good.

It's great if you mix in something healthy like a pitcher of beer.

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