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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#58202
5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Time for some:

 

 

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Super talented, even played bass for Zepplin.

CHIEF

#58203
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

That video (to me) looks very much like footage of parade and film prop vehicles that had been dragged out for celebrations and movies. They do keep some running for those purposes. I don’t believe for a minute they’re sending T-34s to Ukraine to fight. 

It'd be a lot cooler if they did....

#58205
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yeah, confirming this as fun to think about but not real.  Those tanks came by rail a few years ago from Laos to be used in parades and as props. Freeze the video and you can see the markings are identical to the ones in this news ru from a few years ago. 
 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46953372.amp

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934f6a23-accidents-tank-falls-off-platfo

 

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derp

#58206
23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

DefMon thinks it's just a rotation of russian troops. 

And of course, with a rotation comes looting. Russians gonna russian. They Rush In, and then they rush out. 

#58207
40 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Yep. I can't watch a telenovela without getting an erection.

I thought that's what they were for?

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#58208
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Holy fuck this speech. I can only make out a few words here and there, but it don't matter. She speaks with passion (subtitled).

You might want to turn it down while still keeping the volume on.

 

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#58210
2 hours ago, MillerEP said:

I guess I won't be surprised if those assholes don't arrest him, but this is definitely what should be said if they plan to do so. 

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#58212
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Holy fuck this speech. I can only make out a few words here and there, but it don't matter. She speaks with passion (subtitled).

You might want to turn it down while still keeping the volume on.

 

Well, as a native speaker, I'm pretty much floored by her speech... first because of the passion behind it and her anger and second because the far right/fascist-leaning a-holes helped her get elected and who like Putin and eat up his propaganda are getting kicked to the curb.  This I did not expect and props to her.

#58216

The shareable link:

 Ukraine is facing challenges in raising the troops it needs to eject Russian forces from its territory
https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-year-into-war-ukraine-faces-challenges-mobilizing-troops-64dcdc49?st=7yn18n5xffqa8a7&reflink=share_mobilewebshare
 
I keep feeling that if Ukraine doesn’t “win” this year, it’s going to be settling for new borders. 
 
yes, Russia will be a pariah for a long time, but if Ukraine really wants a fresh start, it needs major progress this spring and summer

#58217
14 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Why is there a stand of someone selling vodka (1:06) at a god damn cemetery?

Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

#58218
5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sounds like he's being sent away from the Royal Court.  

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Putin has to know he can't win without Wagner, right?

4 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

There's more resources he can more easily steal in Africa. A true Patriot!

Could be that Wagner has been completely exhausted, and is back down numbers-wise to where it was before 2022, especially since the convicts from last fall are finishing up their 6 month "tours" and going home.  Wagner would have to probably recruit against the Russian MOD.  It's more profitable for them to go hit up some poor nations in Africa.

And yeah, Putin maybe sending him away as well.

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#58221
5 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Putin has to know he can't win without Wagner, right?

1. Can he win WITH them?

2. There's lots of things Putin doesn't know, or else he'd retreat the fuck out of Ukraine.

my body is ready

#58223
24 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Great news. I love me some Sweden, but if it comes to war with Russia, I’d want the Finns and Polish on my side.

#58224
45 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

1. Can he win WITH them?

2. There's lots of things Putin doesn't know, or else he'd retreat the fuck out of Ukraine.

my body is ready

Rasputista normally ends around the first week of May, however, it has been a warm year in Ukraine, perhaps the dry period will come a couple of weeks early?  I think we are at least a couple of weeks away from something major, but I'd love to be proven wrong.  

#58229
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

1. Can he win WITH them?

2. There's lots of things Putin doesn't know, or else he'd retreat the fuck out of Ukraine.

my body is ready

That's going to give me persistent genital arousal disorder 

#58233
47 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

That's going to give me persistent genital arousal disorder 

If your erection lasts longer than Chris Beard's tenure at Texas, consult your physician.

#58238
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


😂😂😂😂

If the Russians really want to learn a deadly skill from Steven Seagal they should have him teach their soldiers how to run. The Ukrainians will die of laughter.

 

 

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#58239

By the way, the Ukrainians didn't send 3900 guys to learn how to operate 50 Bradleys and 80 Strykers.  Even if you assume that the sent have for logistics and what not (think mechanics) they didn't send infantry to learn these.  My guess is that the real number of Bradleys and Strykers in country right now are significantly higher, something more on the lines of 500 Bradleys and 300 or 400 Stykers.  Additionally, I'd bet there are enough TOW missiles to clear the field of Russian tanks and artillery entirely also in country.  There are rumors of a massed force or forces east of Dnipro with nearly 400k Ukrainians, and I can only presume it's these forces.  Where they are going and when is a anyone's guess, but given what is being reported and stated, I suspect this counter attack isn't going to be some little putter, it's going to be massive, devastating, and quickly maneuvered to take large swaths of territory back.  

#58243
2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

By the way, the Ukrainians didn't send 3900 guys to learn how to operate 50 Bradleys and 80 Strykers.  Even if you assume that the sent have for logistics and what not (think mechanics) they didn't send infantry to learn these.  My guess is that the real number of Bradleys and Strykers in country right now are significantly higher, something more on the lines of 500 Bradleys and 300 or 400 Stykers.  Additionally, I'd bet there are enough TOW missiles to clear the field of Russian tanks and artillery entirely also in country.  There are rumors of a massed force or forces east of Dnipro with nearly 400k Ukrainians, and I can only presume it's these forces.  Where they are going and when is a anyone's guess, but given what is being reported and stated, I suspect this counter attack isn't going to be some little putter, it's going to be massive, devastating, and quickly maneuvered to take large swaths of territory back.  

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer on this thread, but I’m sure the Russians have their own surveillance planes, and can see where the buildup is, and where the counteroffensive will come from.

What’s to stop the orcs from building up forces where the attack is anticipated to come?

#58245
21 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer on this thread, but I’m sure the Russians have their own surveillance planes, and can see where the buildup is, and where the counteroffensive will come from.

What’s to stop the orcs from building up forces where the attack is anticipated to come?

I don't think the Ukrainians are counting on surprise, they are hunting for weak spots and weak units, and then hitting as hard as possible with their best troops. Over the last week they have been probing the Southern front for weakness and I think they will eventually make a push towards Melitopol/Azov coast and try to cut communication from Russia to Crimea. Then they hit the Kerch bridge again and cut the fresh water supply to Crimea. Then the Russian will truly be fucked and things get real serious real fast.

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#58246
8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

catchy tune

My favorite performance of that song, which has Slovak-Polish-Ukrainian versions:


And the English lyrics. Perfection for this:

For better or worse, you will be mine

I will heal your wounds with you

In the sun and in the cold, you are my homeland 

Hey, falcons! From a height, survey all that was ours! Cry out, cry out over the countryside!  Soar in summer and winter

Love of mine, my dear home

We were young men here

One day you will fine me under this clay

And the birds will fly over the land

Hey, falcons!…..

Here, at the place where there is black water

A Cossack sat on his horse 

The young maiden is crying 

Because the Cossack is leaving Ukraine

Hey, falcons!……

 

 

#58247
3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer on this thread, but I’m sure the Russians have their own surveillance planes, and can see where the buildup is, and where the counteroffensive will come from.

What’s to stop the orcs from building up forces where the attack is anticipated to come?

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#58248
10 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

It’s going to be interesting to watch the long-term effect of the Russian defense industry’s struggle to meet obligations. The nations that have the budget, need, and desire to buy these things are all doing so to counter China in the Indo-Pacific. 
 

Russia’s been a preferred partner due to historic affinities, their willingness to sell cheap and to anyone, and to caginess about buying from us. Buying Russian doesn’t affront China, the Russians don’t block things in Congress over human rights and corruption, and you’re not dependent on the U.S. 

They can’t buy from China. In theory this opens the door up to us, but it also does for Europeans and emerging defense players like South Korea and Turkey. 

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