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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#60104
52 minutes ago, texasdago said:

But for reals, we should just drop a bunch of Bud Light into Russia and take pictures of them drinking it.  No CR. 

Pretty damn good idea actually.  Plus it’d be a Kramer approved write off.  

#60106
58 minutes ago, statsman said:

A Russian prisoner recruited by Wagner agreed to fight in Ukraine in exchange for his freedom. All he had to do was stay alive long to collect. ”See you in six months.”
https://www.wsj.com/articles/grim-life-and-brutal-death-of-a-wagner-recruit-40d9473a?st=dar2zx9hwlfcule&reflink=share_mobilewebshare

oof.  didn't know the article was headed toward sledgehammer.

 

Also points out a tough situation.  a russian can't surrender with any confidence.  he can just be used by ukraine for trade for captured ukrainians.  the lives of a ukr dude are worth a whole lot more than your life as a pow.

#60107
23 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Nope, you are correct.  For a while it was the longest confirmed sniper kill.

Yeah, he mounted an 8x scope on one and shot it in single shot mode.  The guy he killed was pushing a bicycle that was loaded down with weapons.  The first shot blew off the handlebars and the 2nd hit the guy in the chest.

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#60116
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

 The first shot blew off the handlebars and the 2nd hit the guy in the chest.

 

Did he die?

 

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#60122
7 hours ago, Nivek said:

This is fantastic. 

CSB when I was underage I went to a bar next to the river in Selma Alabama and, willing myself to look older, ordered a beer. The bartender and the dudes in there looked at me, an 18 year old looking 14, and smiled and nodded. Bartender asked me what I drank.

I froze up and couldn't remember a single beer brand. Maybe I had just seen that Swayze commercial, because I blurted out "Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Bartender: "Pabst Blue Ribbon? Sure thing. But we don't sell a lot of it, it seems like a northern beer."

He popped it open for me. "So are you from up North?"

Me: "Yes. I am Northern. I am from the North. That is why I like PBR."

All the dudes went back to talking with each other and I, Northerner, drank my PBR alone. Looking back, I didn't know them, but they probably knew me, my Mom, Dad, Gramama, Grandaddy, Aunts, Uncles, various Cousins. They probably laughed their asses off for a month. But they never ratted me out. /csb

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#60123
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Is that the new EM-50 on the right there?  

"C'mon, it's Crimea. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Crimea. It's like going into Wisconsin."

"Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"

#60124
10 minutes ago, Deej said:

"C'mon, it's Crimea. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Crimea. It's like going into Wisconsin."

"Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"

We now go live to the Eastern Front: 

 

#60126
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

CSB when I was underage I went to a bar next to the river in Selma Alabama and, willing myself to look older, ordered a beer. The bartender and the dudes in there looked at me, an 18 year old looking 14, and smiled and nodded. Bartender asked me what I drank.

I froze up and couldn't remember a single beer brand. Maybe I had just seen that Swayze commercial, because I blurted out "Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Bartender: "Pabst Blue Ribbon? Sure thing. But we don't sell a lot of it, it seems like a northern beer."

He popped it open for me. "So are you from up North?"

Me: "Yes. I am Northern. I am from the North. That is why I like PBR."

All the dudes went back to talking with each other and I, Northerner, drank my PBR alone. Looking back, I didn't know them, but they probably knew me, my Mom, Dad, Gramama, Grandaddy, Aunts, Uncles, various Cousins. They probably laughed their asses off for a month. But they never ratted me out. /csb

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#60129

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 I laughed until I saw that Russell Ziskey is now on one of the no-travel lists for Putin's Russia.  

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“When a doctor is deworming a cat, for the doctor, it’s a special operation, and for the cat, it’s a cleansing”

The better analogy would be when a veterinarian is euthanizing cats, to the vet it is a special operation, but to the cats it is death. But then why use analogies? To Putin and his supporters, it is a special operation but to Ukranians and most of the world it is genocide.

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#60144

Well, they moved the destroyed Russian tank from here - it’s in a tour, I think. But in case you want to know how Estonia feels about things, this is Freedom Square in Tallinn:

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The name tag on the lady’s kiosk at the tourist center:

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Most of the museum docents have similar ribbons.

And the monument to Estonian independence - war against Russia 1918-20. Again, a big monument to Fuck Russia.

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#60145
51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, they moved the destroyed Russian tank from here - it’s in a tour, I think. But in case you want to know how Estonia feels about things, this is Freedom Square in Tallinn:

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The name tag on the lady’s kiosk at the tourist center:

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Most of the museum docents have similar ribbons.

And the monument to Estonian independence - war against Russia 1918-20. Again, a big monument to Fuck Russia.

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Thea speaks a lot of very different languages. 

#60147
57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, they moved the destroyed Russian tank from here - it’s in a tour, I think. But in case you want to know how Estonia feels about things, this is Freedom Square in Tallinn:

c9a96456c8623db59104cb953bb0eb57.jpg

The name tag on the lady’s kiosk at the tourist center:

cbdd05ed89707ecd5363ed6c40cbe351.jpg

Most of the museum docents have similar ribbons.

And the monument to Estonian independence - war against Russia 1918-20. Again, a big monument to Fuck Russia.

ab0f3f312b2596adbdecbb835e98aee1.jpg

She’s an overachiever with the languages. 

#60149

good morning

it's Tuesday, April 25, 2023. It's 7:25AM here in SoCal, and Russia can still go fuck itself.

#60150

Okay, so "DaVinci Wolves" is about the coolest fucking batallion name in this whole theater and they've had some cool ones.  

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