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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#60355
54 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Siap

Came across this and it gives an interesting look at Bradley and Abrams vs soviet tanks. 

 

Spoiler

We kicked their ass.

The M1 (M1A?) Abrams of 1991 was an order of magnitude better than Iraq's T62 and T72 shitboxes.  Thirty two years later and we presume Russia has tanks better than that.  Better targeting, better armor maybe better ammo.  But the Abrams is better too.  Did the 1991 vintage even have a 120 mm gun? Did it have DU armor?
 

What I'm asking is, is the (UKA variant) Abrams better, buy a bigger margin, over the Russian tanks than what there was in 1991? Is the advantage even more stretched out?

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#60356
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You asked for it…you got it. Meksikon food everywhere!

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Unless they have bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos that say "mas producto" across the front this really doesn't move the needle.

#60357

 

^Putin confirms it was Russians who invaded Donbas in 2014

It's warm and light in Sevastopol "A UAV of the Armed Forces of Ukraine attacked Sevastopol - in the Cossack Bay a fuel tank is burning on an area of about 1000 square meters. The fire was assigned the 4th class of complexity, all the necessary special services are working on the spot.

#60358

A typical Russian success story as 6 officers have been caught stealing 360 tons of jet fuel or the equivalent of Brisket after 4 Baltic dogs. Despite being in a war and directly undermining their war effort they get punished with a $637 fine. If you protest the war you get years in prison but stealing just gets a slap on the wrist.

 

#60359
53 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Unless they have bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos that say "mas producto" across the front this really doesn't move the needle.

Interesting it's in the front of the bag, given that it's labeled on the back of @Brisketexan.

#60360
47 minutes ago, dimyh said:

A typical Russian success story as 6 officers have been caught stealing 360 tons of jet fuel or the equivalent of Brisket after 4 Baltic dogs. Despite being in a war and directly undermining their war effort they get punished with a $637 fine. If you protest the war you get years in prison but stealing just gets a slap on the wrist.

 

It is what we have come to expect. Grift and no punishment for the thieves. Ukraine should offer to pay the fines. 

#60361
48 minutes ago, dimyh said:

A typical Russian success story as 6 officers have been caught stealing 360 tons of jet fuel or the equivalent of Brisket after 4 Baltic dogs. Despite being in a war and directly undermining their war effort they get punished with a $637 fine. If you protest the war you get years in prison but stealing just gets a slap on the wrist.

Yeah, but $637 in American dollars is like millions in rubles.

#60362

Small little fire being reporting in Sevastopol. Explosions prior. Fuel Depot. Great thing to hit right before an offensive. Or for a BBQ at a tailgate party. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but $637 in American dollars is like millions in rubles.

So you are saying we would need the stolen aviation fuel to send the rubles? Makes sense. 

#60363
35 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Interesting it's in the front of the bag, given that it's labeled on the back of @Brisketexan.

No, seriously, the nacho cheese Doritos from Mexico >>>>>> nacho cheese Doritos from here. It's almost worth making a trip to the border to stop by an Oxxo and load up on them.

#60364
3 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

No, seriously, the nacho cheese Doritos from Mexico >>>>>> nacho cheese Doritos from here. It's almost worth making a trip to the border to stop by an Oxxo and load up on them.

Really? Why the fuck do we have to always have the shit junk food? I mean, I knew Mexican Cokes were superior to ours (who doesn't at this point) but Doritos too? I will admit I've taken a shine to the Rancheritos when getting the urge for crunchy flavor at the corner store and am feeling like being bad. Is that what you're talking about?

#60365
27 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Small little fire being reporting in Sevastopol. Explosions prior. Fuel Depot. Great thing to hit right before an offensive. Or for a BBQ at a tailgate party. 

 

Russians don't even understand the concept of slow and low. Dumbasses.

 

#60366

The Mexican nacho cheese dorritos have a bit of a Chilli flavor to them. It's kinda like if you imagine just cheese fritos versus nacho cheese fritos. Obviously the chilli cheese fritos would be superior. It's the same with Mexican nacho cheese Doritos versus American nacho cheese doritos. 

 

Hit up a few paleterias and see if they have any of the proper Mexican products, sometimes you can find them, and report back and tell me if I am wrong.

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#60367

Just go to a damn carniceria or Fiesta. Can this discussion be moved to the food thread?

And yes that are better. best I ever had were Producto Diana from El Salvador owned by the Tesak family. 

Mexican Snacks and Briskets ass explosion talk not going away. 

 

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#60377

And they reacted fast after the last hits, and they went deep at a strategic position. 

Now hit the fucking bridge again. 

#60378

Furk... just a thought. Someone was telling me it is a major supplier for the grain ships. Odds Russia halts grain shipments over this and blames Ukraine? 

They give zero fucks about their own people or Africa or Asia. So...... Experts? @956 Worldwide

#60379
23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Furk... just a thought. Someone was telling me it is a major supplier for the grain ships. Odds Russia halts grain shipments over this and blames Ukraine? 

They give zero fucks about their own people or Africa or Asia. So...... Experts? @956 Worldwide

They are already making noises about it, demanding that some banks be reconnected to SWIFT to facilitate their own exports. They may not directly tie the deal to this strike but can for sure use it as a reason they are slowing down inspections and shipments as they continue to push for eased sanctions. 

#60380
5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

They are already making noises about it, demanding that some banks be reconnected to SWIFT to facilitate their own exports. They may not directly tie the deal to this strike but can for sure use it as a reason they are slowing down inspections and shipments as they continue to push for eased sanctions. 

Yep, that is what got me thinking. So this is not the refueling facility, but produces the fuel from what I have learned. 

They blew up their own buildings to justify Chechnya. Now they can claim this was an Ukraine crime against the grain program. 

Meanwhile, they are working to pressure other grain providers to move to the Yuan. But USAID announced an increase in food aid. Let's feed the damn world the best we can and fuck Russia exports. Would take time, but we could do more than we are. Want to be subsidized as a Cornhusking farmer? OK, sell at market value to the US government. I have worked on these programs. They work. We should expand them. 

And give Ukraine F-16's. 

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#60389
A typical Russian success story as 6 officers have been caught stealing 360 tons of jet fuel or the equivalent of Brisket after 4 Baltic dogs. Despite being in a war and directly undermining their war effort they get punished with a $637 fine. If you protest the war you get years in prison but stealing just gets a slap on the wrist.
 

This is essentially working for the Ukrainians. I’ll allow it.
#60390

Russians have been trying to dogfight Americans in the skies over Syria. 
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/29/europe/russia-fighter-pilots-dogfight-us-jets-syria-intl-hnk/index.html

They have tried to goad American pilots into dogfights dozens of times over the last few months.   Americans are too disciplined but holy shit the Russians are fucking stupid.  

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#60391

The Wagner thugs fucked around with Americans in Syria not long ago and found out what the River Styx looks like. 
 

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#60393
30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russians have been trying to dogfight Americans in the skies over Syria. 
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/29/europe/russia-fighter-pilots-dogfight-us-jets-syria-intl-hnk/index.html

They have tried to goad American pilots into dogfights dozens of times over the last few months.   Americans are too disciplined but holy shit the Russians are fucking stupid.  

 

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#60397

^Initial invasion force was 190,000 so if these numbers are true they just lost the equivalent of their entire first wave in a year.

 

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#60399
13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Small little fire being reporting in Sevastopol. Explosions prior. Fuel Depot. Great thing to hit right before an offensive. Or for a BBQ at a tailgate party. 

 

 

So you are saying we would need the stolen aviation fuel to send the rubles? Makes sense. 

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is coming, isn't he?

#60400
13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is coming, isn't he?

Try to think of the most harmless thing. Something we loved from our childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us

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