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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#61803
34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Thoughts?

Your face when you haven't died yet but you've already been made into a embalmed doll like Lenin.

 

#61804
4 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Given the D’s and R’s are actually talking on the Debt Limit, it’s a good sign that other compromise may be possible.  It’s just a matter of timing and if they can get to September when they need to do a deal on yearly spending. 

I mean, support for Ukraine has largely been bipartisan outside of the Trumpistas.

#61807
4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Flipped negative?

Top pic the guy is saluting him with his right hand, so not flipped?
Bottom pic the guy behind has medals on his left breast, so not flipped?

#61808
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

His departure after his inadvertent sharing of his sexual proclivities is one of the most disappointing, low points of board history.

The only correct response to the question of "Wait a second...NowThis....did you just reveal to us that you're into pegging?" would have been

1acf9339-3635-4d93-9b80-c58fdf08c3c5_tex

There's so much truth to this. Absolutely nothing at all is wrong about enjoying having a cock-shaped thing in your ass delivered by a hot Dom chick.

Now another guy on another board I used to follow turned out to have one of those kinks that there absolutely is something wrong with. So it's not ALL ok...

#61809
As many of you know the NAFO shop is not currently a 501c3, and currently donates all net profits to registered charities, etc. 501c3 is pending for NAFO OFAN, and once it is granted you can find all updates regarding the non-profit org here! ❤️🇺🇦 https://t.co/8FE2VQESwy

 

#61810
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Now another guy on another board I used to follow turned out to have one of those kinks that there absolutely is something wrong with. So it's not ALL ok...

He had sex while watching OU football?

What a sick bastard.

#61811
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Top pic the guy is saluting him with his right hand, so not flipped?
Bottom pic the guy behind has medals on his left breast, so not flipped?

I think I can see what's going on here...

Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right. Right. Wrong--“ : r/seinfeld

Edited by Kel Varnsen

#61812

 

French SCALP-EG (Storm Shadow) cruise missiles have now entered the chat. https://t.co/xXcs4rv9qG

 

The SAMP/T air defense system jointly promised by Italy and France has arrived in Ukraine, La Stampa reports. https://t.co/BSG35OwSNa

 

According to Belarusian opposition council member Pavlo Latushka, Lukashenka has infectious-allergic myocarditis. Symptoms of this disease are shortness of breath, malaise, tachycardia, pain in the heart and moderate pain in the joints.

 Infectious?! Putin won't get anywhere near him. 

(It's not infectious)

Edited by KYHorn

#61813
18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Top pic the guy is saluting him with his right hand, so not flipped?
Bottom pic the guy behind has medals on his left breast, so not flipped?

Then dual masturbation injuries.  Fo sho. 

#61814
3 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Do they even have hundreds of Storm Shadow cruise missiles? I highly doubt it. I'm sure they're going deep into their stock in painful ways for their military readiness simply to supply what they're currently giving Ukraine. I'm grateful for it. It's difficult to say how critical their presence ends up being for the success of the upcoming counter offensive, but it could very well provide a huge difference in outcomes. Not just in terms of their actual effectiveness, but simply having them as a threat on the battlefield will have an outsized impact on Russian operations. 

I wanna say I read they have like 800 of the SS cruise missiles and France has around 500. They’re pretty old tech that they’re designing a replacement for so it makes sense to use them where they have high value. 

#61815
Just now, Brisketexan said:

He had sex while watching OU football?

What a sick bastard.

Hehehe yeah I don't even want to joke about it. What he got charged for is so sick, it legitimately traumatized me when I found out. Something really amazingly horrible just to know that it exists as a fetish, much less knowing that a message board user you liked and (before that) respected would do such a thing.

The Australian government has kept all the details sealed for public safety, but there are people out there who know, people with pitchforks and the like. And understandably so.

Now if you have a sick interest in what this is about, I'm spoilering this shit.

Spoiler
Spoiler

Yes, I double wrapped this, and I'm going to do it again.

I'm absolutely, 100% dead serious that you don't want to know what this is about.

Please turn away.

Spoiler

Here's a Daily Mail article that briefly summarizes the charges, ten months after the arrest.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731611/Darwin-man-faces-162-charges-animal-cruelty-including-bestiality.html

Now you know enough to be able to Google the rest.

But don't do it. It's far worse than you could imagine.

 

 

 

#61816
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

His departure after his inadvertent sharing of his sexual proclivities is one of the most disappointing, low points of board history.

The only correct response to the question of "Wait a second...NowThis....did you just reveal to us that you're into pegging?" would have been

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@NowThis is Coach Beard?

This one

Ted Lasso' Season 3: We Need to Talk About Coach Beard

Not this one

Ole Miss hires former Texas coach Chris Beard

 

#61817
17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Hehehe yeah I don't even want to joke about it. What he got charged for is so sick, it legitimately traumatized me when I found out. Something really amazingly horrible just to know that it exists as a fetish, much less knowing that a message board user you liked and (before that) respected would do such a thing.

The Australian government has kept all the details sealed for public safety, but there are people out there who know, people with pitchforks and the like. And understandably so.

Now if you have a sick interest in what this is about, I'm spoilering this shit.

  Reveal hidden contents
  Reveal hidden contents

Yes, I double wrapped this, and I'm going to do it again.

I'm absolutely, 100% dead serious that you don't want to know what this is about.

Please turn away.

  Reveal hidden contents

Here's a Daily Mail article that briefly summarizes the charges, ten months after the arrest.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731611/Darwin-man-faces-162-charges-animal-cruelty-including-bestiality.html

Now you know enough to be able to Google the rest.

But don't do it. It's far worse than you could imagine.

 

 

 

I shouldn't, but I will...what are you talking about here?

#61819
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He had sex while watching OU football?

What a sick bastard.

You didn't have sex during the beat down we gave them in October? Tsk tsk. 

#61821
1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

That convoy is still my favorite part of this whole war, what a shit show.

C.W. McCall approves

#61822
46 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I shouldn't, but I will...what are you talking about here?

 

45 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

oof...just went down the rabbithole.

what poster?

Totally different message board. Neither UT nor sports related.

#61823

meanwhile, back on topic

So I tried to explain to @CNN why Ukraine need F16s with a little bit different argument:

 

#61824
17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

C.W. McCall approves

They crashed their tanks doing 28. I say let them mobiks roll.

Edited by Orange&White

#61825
Moldova withdraws from Russia-led alliance after 30 yearsIn a major blow to Putin, Igor Grosu, President of the Moldovan Parliament, said: “After 30 years, it became clear that the presence of the Republic of Moldova in the structures of the CIS did not help us to remove the…
Remember this infamous article by the @FinancialTimes, implying that weapons smuggling from Ukraine to the EU is a real issue? Guess what? There was no weapons smuggling. Thanks to the report by @nytimes the world now knows this. But the damage has been done. 1/

 

#61826

I'm appalled a member of Ukraine's Supreme Court has been arrested for receiving scandalous benefits up to $3 million USD as part of a larger corruption scheme among the court's leadership and judges. That such a thing could happen. 

The good news is we're finding this out as he's under arrest.

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#61827
⚡️#TheHague will create a register of destruction caused by Russia during the war against #Ukraine, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said.📷: AFP
Putin signed a decree allowing foreigners to obtain Russian citizenship in a simplified procedure.For a new passport, one would only need to sign a contract for military service and go to fight near Bakhmut.

 

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#61828
2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm appalled a member of Ukraine's Supreme Court has been arrested for receiving scandalous benefits up to $3 million USD as part of a larger corruption scheme among the court's leadership and judges. That such a thing could happen. 

The good news is we're finding this out as he's under arrest.

 

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#61829
My Washington Post subscription allows me to share access to great journalism. Check out this gift article, at no cost to you.Read here: https://t.co/OuOa959f7N

 

#61830
⚡️France, following Britain, will transfer long-range missiles to Ukraine as part of a new aid package, - French President Emmanuel Macron. France also has Storm Shadow missiles in service, but uses the name SCALP-EG for them. 👉 @Flash_news_ua
⚡️Georgia is resuming direct flights from Russia, which were banned forа almost four years. This is reported by Imedi with reference to the statement of the head of the Civil Aviation Agency of Georgia Givi Davitashvili.

 

#61831
34 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm appalled a member of Ukraine's Supreme Court has been arrested for receiving scandalous benefits up to $3 million USD as part of a larger corruption scheme among the court's leadership and judges. That such a thing could happen. 

The good news is we're finding this out as he's under arrest.

So what I've taken out the last page or so is that Clarence Thomas may well be into pegging and that he might be arrested for corruption?

The full counteroffensive can't come quickly enough.  

#61832
I'm appalled a member of Ukraine's Supreme Court has been arrested for receiving scandalous benefits up to $3 million USD as part of a larger corruption scheme among the court's leadership and judges. That such a thing could happen. 
The good news is we're finding this out as he's under arrest.
I don't think we can throw too many stones here, at least thier corruption is being resolved.
#61833
1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm appalled a member of Ukraine's Supreme Court has been arrested for receiving scandalous benefits up to $3 million USD as part of a larger corruption scheme among the court's leadership and judges. That such a thing could happen. 

The good news is we're finding this out as he's under arrest.

I mean before Zelenskyy corruption was rampant in Ukraine, all those people didn’t get found out or just disappear.  Atleast they are catching some that are still in the government, I guarantee there’s more.  

#61834
Media: @MarkHertling to @wolfblitzer: "A #Ukrainian commander, General Zaluzhnyi, can do two things right now: pick the time and pick the place" of Kyiv's offensive. "Once he picks it, he's going to go full force. Some of the things we're seeing now will pale in significance."

 

More Hertling, for those too lazy to read his op ed piece.

#61837
21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

“But they only got two batteries!”

its apparently enough 

On that note, hope the Patriot remains undefeated. 

 

#61838
This is so so so good! 👏 P.S. Putin already believes 🇺🇸 is doing it, so I’m glad to see the CIA is unapologetically sharing this video on social media. This should also be uploaded on Telegram and VK. https://t.co/QoTg7QKShr

Someone can translate.

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#61840

Watched a short clip where the British PM was welcoming Zelensky in a room where Churchill made some of his war-time speech and I’m struck by one thing:

Churchill literally spent his entire adult life preparing for that moment.

Zelensky was a freaking comedian and actor that became a president and now all of a sudden finds himself leading a war for his people’s survival. AND. HE. HAS. BEEN. NAILS.

He has been exactly the leader his people needed him to be. The dude stepped up to the plate in a way very few in history have.

#61843
Watched a short clip where the British PM was welcoming Zelensky in a room where Churchill made some of his war-time speech and I’m struck by one thing:
Churchill literally spent his entire adult life preparing for that moment.
Zelensky was a freaking comedian and actor that became a president and now all of a sudden finds himself leading a war for his people’s survival. AND. HE. HAS. BEEN. NAILS.
He has been exactly the leader his people needed him to be. The dude stepped up to the plate in a way very few in history have.
Well said, and in an age if instant media while juggling a war and all of his partner's skeptical red lines and limits on aid (and wide array of internal politics inherent with those partner's shifting political winds). While his people are dieing. While surviving plots to kill him, constant missle attacks, and genocide.

Few men were up to this task and able to do so without losing there fucking shit and screaming "Hurry the fuck up!!!" and instead pleading for weapons and aid . Being able to navigate certain former Chancellors or Presidents without absolutely coming through the phone with rage is impressive in and of it self.

He can play my piano with his dick anytime, I'll hire someone to clean it if I must.
#61844
1 hour ago, troph said:

Good read but he doesn’t really say why Ukraine will push Russia all the way back. 

He just says Ukr army is better than Russia army, therefore... 

WaPo probably wanted some content because of the expectation of the offensive and reached out to him to put something together and he didn't have a lot to add to what he's been saying so far.

#61846
There is some speculation on a possible hit on a Patriot battery near Kyiv. Key points:First, while that’s entirely possible, Patriots, like every missile, do fail, sometimes spectacularly right on launch (see example below). So a flash of light or something near a battery…

 

 

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#61847
2 hours ago, troph said:

Good read but he doesn’t really say why Ukraine will push Russia all the way back. 


 

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#61848

 This all sounds totally healthy.

2/ These regiments were swiftly relocated to the flanks of Bakhmut, where deployed companies and battalions suffered devastating losses. Within a short period of three to five days, the casualties exceeded 40%, primarily comprising soldiers killed in action.

 

 

4/ It was also reported that Wagner forces have assumed control over some of the Ministry of Defense units in the Bakhmut area. Because of that, there is a mistrust between units, as soldiers are systematically assigned by Wagner to areas where their chances of survival are low.

  

6/ This situation further worsened when the Russian Ministry of Defense started deploying units consisting of convicts, a practice that was previously exclusive to Wagner forces. These convicts, have limited military value and sustain high losses.

 

7/ In the city, Ukrainians continue to face a challenging situation, while situation on flanks continue to decline for russians. Their attempts to reinforce with low-quality units have resulted in heavy losses and a significant blow to russian troops morale.

 

#61849
14 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
There is some speculation on a possible hit on a Patriot battery near Kyiv. Key points:First, while that’s entirely possible, Patriots, like every missile, do fail, sometimes spectacularly right on launch (see example below). So a flash of light or something near a battery…

 

 

I would imagine if this is the case there are a few in Poland that might go "missing"

#61850
3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 This all sounds totally healthy.

2/ These regiments were swiftly relocated to the flanks of Bakhmut, where deployed companies and battalions suffered devastating losses. Within a short period of three to five days, the casualties exceeded 40%, primarily comprising soldiers killed in action.

 

 

4/ It was also reported that Wagner forces have assumed control over some of the Ministry of Defense units in the Bakhmut area. Because of that, there is a mistrust between units, as soldiers are systematically assigned by Wagner to areas where their chances of survival are low.

  

6/ This situation further worsened when the Russian Ministry of Defense started deploying units consisting of convicts, a practice that was previously exclusive to Wagner forces. These convicts, have limited military value and sustain high losses.

 

7/ In the city, Ukrainians continue to face a challenging situation, while situation on flanks continue to decline for russians. Their attempts to reinforce with low-quality units have resulted in heavy losses and a significant blow to russian troops morale.

 

What an absolute shit show.

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