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#62951

Yes, admittedly he can only ferry 16 rounds at a time given his body type.  but that same build lends itself to scurrying under barbed wire, brush, and evading enemy looking glasses.  Plus he really raises morale now that, judging by that star, he made Barkadier General 

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#62952

That Prigozhin is saying that today is indicative that they still have no fucking strategy in this conflict AT ALL. They LITERALLY still can’t decide if this is a squabble amongst neighbors or axe murder.

#62953
12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What da dog doin? 

Is that an ammo delivery dog? 

Cousin’s dawg.

He lives In Pennsylvania. 

#62954

Holy shit the state TV talking heads are actually admitting to the invasion of Russia by Russians.

This is right out of Austin Powers.

Vladimir Solovyov and his fellow propagandists bemoaned the situation in Belgorod, Russia's lack of potential recruits and allies. They proposed nuking Alaska and sending imprisoned women to the frontlines. Weatherman advocated the use of climate weapons.https://t.co/VRICPG2mSz

 

#62956

Kicking the counteroffensive off in a serious way over a US holiday weekend would be good for publicity and the political capital that follows.

⚡️Intelligence chief: Ukraine has enough weapons, counteroffensive to begin 'soon'. Ukrainian military intelligence chief Kyrylo Budanov said in an interview with the Japan Broadcasting Corporation on May 23 that Ukraine has enough weapons and the long-awaited counteroffensive…
#62957
2 hours ago, KYHorn said:

 

A picture emerged from another group of soldiers which penetrated the Russian border, this time in the Kursk Oblast. The village is called Gogolevka. And here we see how this works. They are there and tomorrow they might be somewhere else and this repeats as long as Russian…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)
Through the cross-border raid into Belgorod, the Ukrainian Army just doubled the length of the stretch of land where Russia will have to keep defensive forces.

 

“Through the cross border raid into Belgorod, the Ukrainian Army just…”

I feel like Rain Man bringing this up again but the wording being used to describe this event is pretty interesting.

There seems to be a concerted effort to make it seem like this is all UKR and not Russian separatists.

I understand it can be both, but the wording is so strong when usually it isn’t when it involves attacks within Russia.

#62958
1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

“Through the cross border raid into Belgorod, the Ukrainian Army just…”

I feel like Rain Man bringing this up again but the wording being used to describe this event is pretty interesting.

There seems to be a concerted effort to make it seem like this is all UKR and not Russian separatists.

I understand it can be both, but the wording is so strong when usually it isn’t when it involves attacks within Russia.

non-English speakers no longer constrained by tweet limits.

A better way would be: Russia now has to defend a longer border, which spreads their forces thinner and makes it easier for Ukraine to do what they want.

#62959
14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit the state TV talking heads are actually admitting to the invasion of Russia by Russians.

This is right out of Austin Powers.

Vladimir Solovyov and his fellow propagandists bemoaned the situation in Belgorod, Russia's lack of potential recruits and allies. They proposed nuking Alaska and sending imprisoned women to the frontlines. Weatherman advocated the use of climate weapons.https://t.co/VRICPG2mSz

 

Holy shit that was a hard sell

#62960
7 minutes ago, 686 said:

Kicking the counteroffensive off in a serious way over a US holiday weekend would be good for publicity and the political capital that follows.
 

 
 
⚡️Intelligence chief: Ukraine has enough weapons, counteroffensive to begin 'soon'. Ukrainian military intelligence chief Kyrylo Budanov said in an interview with the Japan Broadcasting Corporation on May 23 that Ukraine has enough weapons and the long-awaited counteroffensive…

 

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#62961
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit the state TV talking heads are actually admitting to the invasion of Russia by Russians.

This is right out of Austin Powers.

Vladimir Solovyov and his fellow propagandists bemoaned the situation in Belgorod, Russia's lack of potential recruits and allies. They proposed nuking Alaska and sending imprisoned women to the frontlines. Weatherman advocated the use of climate weapons.https://t.co/VRICPG2mSz

 

There are always some good comedic gems in these, but today my favorite with the idea of mining their own villages and giving militia anti tank weapons to shoot anything that moves.  I'm guessing a bunch of drunks with mines and anti tank weapons will turn out just fucking swell.  I'm hoping they do it.  

Bonus fun stuff, he mentions using tactical nukes to eliminate all of Alaska.  I'm thinking that maybe this guy doesn't have a fucking clue.  Perhaps our high value traitors that are full of info like Scott Ritter or Steven Segal have his ear.  

#62962
11 minutes ago, 686 said:

Kicking the counteroffensive off in a serious way over a US holiday weekend would be good for publicity and the political capital that follows.
 

⚡️Intelligence chief: Ukraine has enough weapons, counteroffensive to begin 'soon'. Ukrainian military intelligence chief Kyrylo Budanov said in an interview with the Japan Broadcasting Corporation on May 23 that Ukraine has enough weapons and the long-awaited counteroffensive…

The Ukrainians have proven to be consistently savvy when it comes to appealing to its biggest benefactors.  Going on Memorial Day with a message tying the two things together would make sense.  

#62963
16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

non-English speakers no longer constrained by tweet limits.

A better way would be: Russia now has to defend a longer border, which spreads their forces thinner and makes it easier for Ukraine to do what they want.

You don’t think it’s intentional? I suppose there have been some times when reading some of these tweets where I tilt my head with a “huh?”…maybe something is being lost in translation here.
 

But I see the same thing happening on other accounts, it seems coordinated.*

*also I’m high

#62964
7 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I'm betting Dusty Rhodes could still make it look good.  

The American Dream. You obviously are a man who knows good wrestling.

I raise my glass.

#62966
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During a meeting with Valery Zorkin, the chairman of the Constitutional Court in Russia, President Vladimir Putin used a map from the 17th century to explain that Ukraine was created under the USSR.

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#62967
42 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You don’t think it’s intentional? I suppose there have been some times when reading some of these tweets where I tilt my head with a “huh?”…maybe something is being lost in translation here.

I think some of it could be a projection of sorts.

If it were actual Ukrainians, we would have seen proof from the Russians.  Instead, they've flashed around some photos they claim to be the foreign legion, but weren't - the OSINT folks pointed out the uniforms were wrong, the weather/climate was wrong, etc.

42 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

But I see the same thing happening on other accounts, it seems coordinated.*

Bots repost stuff constantly, so you're not seeing things. There are bots that do nothing but repost stuff from one account to another.

#62968
The best part, though, is that they mined everything, except for the road that was used. https://t.co/jBYJp8Vwo0

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#62971
1) The Russian government released this photo of the alleged Belgorod insurgents vehicles after a battle. I used to be a tow truck operator. This is staged. These vehicles didn’t crash into that trench. I’ll explain why⬇️
3) So this humvee slammed into the trench wall head on but no soil was pushed ahead of it. Which you would have even if it hit at 10MPH. It’s a heavy vehicle. It’s going to displace soil on impact. This vehicle was placed there off a flatbed. Next⬇️
5) But this one takes the cake. See that displaced soil? That’s from movement of the tire from your right to your left in the photo. The direction of the arrow I drew. That’s from shoving it sideways into the trench from the front of the vehicle semi-diagonally. ⬇️
6) Here’s how they did it: They used a flatbed truck and a crane. Lowered the vehicles into position, and pushed them by hand into a more dramatic pose. They probably captured these in Ukraine months ago or got them from Iran who captured them from ISIS who captured them in Iraq.

 

#62973
5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Also no blood or bodies to be found. Those dip fucks would be parading the corpses like piñatas if they existed.

I'm sort of surprised they didn't grease a few undesirables and put them there.  Of course, they also have ample cargo 200's around to stage a photo or so.  Really sloppy work on their part, or basically a Russian masterpiece.  

#62974
36 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Also no blood or bodies to be found. Those dip fucks would be parading the corpses like piñatas if they existed.

28 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm sort of surprised they didn't grease a few undesirables and put them there.  Of course, they also have ample cargo 200's around to stage a photo or so.  Really sloppy work on their part, or basically a Russian masterpiece.  

It might make one begin to think that they had very few troops around, or that were able to arrive within 24 hours before they left.

Our intel folks aren't going to parade around satellite photos and intercepted comms showing the Russians are paper thin right now, but sure as hell seems like it. Or the Russians have done a good job of spoofing our surveillance.

And if I were Lukashenko, I'd be shitting bricks right now.  If the Russians couldn't manage much of a response to a Russian invasion of Russia, makes me wonder how they'd respond to a bunch of Belarusians invading Belarus.

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#62975
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
1) The Russian government released this photo of the alleged Belgorod insurgents vehicles after a battle. I used to be a tow truck operator. This is staged. These vehicles didn’t crash into that trench. I’ll explain why⬇️
3) So this humvee slammed into the trench wall head on but no soil was pushed ahead of it. Which you would have even if it hit at 10MPH. It’s a heavy vehicle. It’s going to displace soil on impact. This vehicle was placed there off a flatbed. Next⬇️
5) But this one takes the cake. See that displaced soil? That’s from movement of the tire from your right to your left in the photo. The direction of the arrow I drew. That’s from shoving it sideways into the trench from the front of the vehicle semi-diagonally. ⬇️
6) Here’s how they did it: They used a flatbed truck and a crane. Lowered the vehicles into position, and pushed them by hand into a more dramatic pose. They probably captured these in Ukraine months ago or got them from Iran who captured them from ISIS who captured them in Iraq.

 

 

Well aren't you pleased with yourself!

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#62977
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit the state TV talking heads are actually admitting to the invasion of Russia by Russians.

This is right out of Austin Powers.

Vladimir Solovyov and his fellow propagandists bemoaned the situation in Belgorod, Russia's lack of potential recruits and allies. They proposed nuking Alaska and sending imprisoned women to the frontlines. Weatherman advocated the use of climate weapons.https://t.co/VRICPG2mSz

 

Climate weapons?

Can you send that cold ray down this way plzzzz?

#62979
A smoke cloud is rising over the Crimean Bridge and naval traffic in the area has been stopped.The Crimean “authorities” say that there is an exercise going on.
Additonal footage. Unclear what is happening.

 

#62981
Pentagon spokesman Pat Ryder said that the training of 250 Ukrainian tankers on Abrams tanks in Germany will begin next week. https://t.co/AjRY9sfO7B

 

 

#62982
42 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Probably just spraying for mosquitoes.

It does look like it's Russia doing drills.

#62983
47 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
A smoke cloud is rising over the Crimean Bridge and naval traffic in the area has been stopped.The Crimean “authorities” say that there is an exercise going on.
Additonal footage. Unclear what is happening.

 

Appears to be a smokescreen test. You can see the generating vehicle in the second video. 

#62984

Putin, "Where the fuck is my bridge?!?!?" 

NCO, "Uh, a couple of soldiers took it to get washed, sir."  

#62985

fuck around and find out:

NO 🇷🇺 LIES IN BELGOROD🇷🇺 propagandists, from various 🇷🇺 media dumps, who arrived at the Kozinka checkpoint in the Belgorod People’s Republic, came under mortar fire from the Russians who are seeking to liberate Belgorod.

 

#62986
14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

fuck around and find out:

It's like "tell us that the Russian Army is not in control of Belgorod and/or it's a bunch of recently mobilzed with no training who were told to retake the town without telling me all of that".

#62987
Photo of what appears to be Su-24 with Storm Shadow missile posted by 🇺🇦 minister of Defense https://t.co/yCiP20gBOO

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#62990
"We haven't managed to remove the frontlines from Donetsk, how can we talk about strategic defeat of the States?" - the questions Russian propagandists start asking are getting interesting.
Putin declared yesterday that Ukraine never existed while looking at a 17th century French map.He failed to notice the writing "Vkraine ou Pays des Cosaques" (Ukraine, country of Cossacks) right in the middle of the large part of Ukraine's historic lands.Crimea on the map…

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#62991

So the raids that started this week....no end in sight for them, which could tie up a lot of Russian troops inside of Russia proper:

"White Rex" from "Russian Volunteer Corps" and "Caesar" from "Freedom for Russia Legion" gave an interview to more than 100 media representatives from Ukraine and the West in an undisclosed area near the border. They stated that their organizations will continue liberating Russia from Putin and his people - as it is not enough to just remove Putin in any way, the system needs to change. In order to achieve their goal, they intend to lead offensive operations to Belgorod, Bryansk, Kursk and Moscow.

"White Rex" from "Russian Volunteer Corps" and "Caesar" from "Freedom for Russia Legion" gave an interview to more than 100 media representatives from Ukraine and the West in an undisclosed area near the border.They stated that their organizations will continue liberating…

 

#62992
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

from the Julia Davis thread from last night.

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maybe russia will go to the one place not corrupted by capitalism yet....

 

#62994

Prigozhin claiming 20,000 killed at Bakhmut.  That's equivalent to almost a third or so of the population of that city pre-2022. And as many point out, Prigozhin is probably fudging the numbers, so it could be worse.

Let me remind you of the fact that throughout 10 years in Afghanistan, the Soviet Union lost a total of 15,000 KIA.

 

#62995
12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
"We haven't managed to remove the frontlines from Donetsk, how can we talk about strategic defeat of the States?" - the questions Russian propagandists start asking are getting interesting.
Putin declared yesterday that Ukraine never existed while looking at a 17th century French map.He failed to notice the writing "Vkraine ou Pays des Cosaques" (Ukraine, country of Cossacks) right in the middle of the large part of Ukraine's historic lands.Crimea on the map…

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"Leroy Jenkins" as a national strategic policy in that first vid.  Hi-larious.

#62996
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So the raids that started this week....no end in sight for them, which could tie up a lot of Russian troops inside of Russia proper:

"White Rex" from "Russian Volunteer Corps" and "Caesar" from "Freedom for Russia Legion" gave an interview to more than 100 media representatives from Ukraine and the West in an undisclosed area near the border. They stated that their organizations will continue liberating Russia from Putin and his people - as it is not enough to just remove Putin in any way, the system needs to change. In order to achieve their goal, they intend to lead offensive operations to Belgorod, Bryansk, Kursk and Moscow.

"White Rex" from "Russian Volunteer Corps" and "Caesar" from "Freedom for Russia Legion" gave an interview to more than 100 media representatives from Ukraine and the West in an undisclosed area near the border.They stated that their organizations will continue liberating…

 

Hmm, sounds quite ambitious.

#62997
Retrospective : The seizure of Bakhmut was originally intended to facilitate Russian offensives to attack Slovyansk from multiple directions.Bakhmut lost its original operational significance in SEP 2022 after Ukrainian forces liberated Izyum. Insights from @KatStepanenko https://t.co/VLxeWtRAJq

 

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#62998

So I have this idea in my head:

these raids/incursions are done by a group of fighters of whatever size. They very publicly go in and make their presence felt by the locals and on social media for the Russian govt, claim they are staying, then quietly slip away unnoticed. Meanwhile another team is safely creating videos to make it seem like they are still there, unfound by the ru military. 
 

the same strike group then executes the same thing somewhere else along the front.  And repeat. 
 

like the old prank of putting 3 pigs or chickens into the school and labeling them 1,2, and 4 and having the authorities spend time and energy looking for a 3 that isn’t there and never was. 

#62999
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So I have this idea in my head:

these raids/incursions are done by a group of fighters of whatever size. They very publicly go in and make their presence felt by the locals and on social media for the Russian govt, claim they are staying, then quietly slip away unnoticed. Meanwhile another team is safely creating videos to make it seem like they are still there, unfound by the ru military. 
 

the same strike group then executes the same thing somewhere else along the front.  And repeat. 
 

like the old prank of putting 3 pigs or chickens into the school and labeling them 1,2, and 4 and having the authorities spend time and energy looking for a 3 that isn’t there and never was. 

Yeah, but the Russians are smart, and would never fall for something like that.

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#63000
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, but the Russians are smart, and would never fall for something like that.

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I might be borrowing from Wag the Dog but it’s been so long that I don’t really remember the movie all that well. 

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