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#65401
Note the "map" on the patch in the middle. It says "I'll take what's mine." https://t.co/ie7ESJnhZk

That's some indoctrination.

And yes that's fucking Alaska.

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#65402
That's some indoctrination.
And yes that's fucking Alaska.

We wouldn’t even need the three-branch military to repel their attempt (even though we have some rather kickass resources nearby).
Between the heavily armed and, ummm, mentally “different” denizens of Alaska (who are ornery and don’t take kindly to meddlers), the crews of all the Coast Guard assets in the area, and @mooseoutfront wildly swinging his shit stick, there would be Russian corpses in the Bering Strait for miles.
I wish a muthafucka would.
#65403
29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Note the "map" on the patch in the middle. It says "I'll take what's mine." https://t.co/ie7ESJnhZk

That's some indoctrination.

And yes that's fucking Alaska.

Uh oh, they're coming for moose's shit stick.

#65404
34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Note the "map" on the patch in the middle. It says "I'll take what's mine." https://t.co/ie7ESJnhZk

That's some indoctrination.

And yes that's fucking Alaska.

Well, and the other patch is interesting too. It says, "hello, I am an Ork"

#65405
This morning Azerbaijani soldiers tried to cross the #Lachin corridor to place a 🇦🇿 flag on the sovereign territory of #Armenia 🇦🇲. As they crossed the Hakari bridge they were accompanied by Russian soldiers.As soon as they were on the other side Armenian soldiers opened fire.

 

#65406
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Really can’t recommend this interview about the roots and ongoing reasons for India’s reliance on Russia.  This is a big one that I expect to change—slowly— as a result of inefficiencies and sanctions and domestic demand associated with Russia’s defense industry. 
 

https://meduza.io/en/feature/2023/06/15/more-sentimental-than-pragmatic

 

Is there an interview you can recommend? j/k

Coming back across the pond yesterday I got halfway through "Imperium". Many thanks to you smart guys for the recommendation.

I often have some support-for-Ukraine item on my person...shirt, ballcap, wristband, etc. Was wondering if I would get any flak from a traveling Orc...but nah. However, 30 minutes after landing at Heathrow our shuttle driver said he liked my hat and told me he was Ukrainian.

I was a little surprised at the lack of Ukraine-supporting paraphernalia. Last year at the same time, when in Munich, there was a protest parade, and many signs. Saw nothing this year. The curbing at Le Mans was blue and yellow, so I just kept telling myself that was a sign of solidarity.

P.S. The Eurofighter flyovers were amazing. Afterburner over the grid. A couple little boys starting crying and clutching their father's leg. I can't imagine getting away with that spectacle in the states. Made us decide to go see an airshow next!

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#65407
8 minutes ago, MillerEP said:
This morning Azerbaijani soldiers tried to cross the #Lachin corridor to place a 🇦🇿 flag on the sovereign territory of #Armenia 🇦🇲. As they crossed the Hakari bridge they were accompanied by Russian soldiers.As soon as they were on the other side Armenian soldiers opened fire.

 

Russia, just flat-out switching teams from Armenia to Azeri.  That oughta solidify Armenia's turn away from Russia.

#65408
32 minutes ago, Booper said:

Uh oh, they're coming for moose's shit stick.

I was gonna say “when they pry it from his cold, dead fingers”……. then I realized they were probably cold anyway.

#65409
55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We wouldn’t even need the three-branch military to repel their attempt (even though we have some rather kickass resources nearby).
Between the heavily armed and, ummm, mentally “different” denizens of Alaska (who are ornery and don’t take kindly to meddlers), the crews of all the Coast Guard assets in the area, and @mooseoutfront wildly swinging his shit stick, there would be Russian corpses in the Bering Strait for miles.
I wish a muthafucka would.

Got a few friends in Alaska. I would not fuck with them. And that is before the boys from rural Canada show up. 

Hell, I would love to see them try and come up from Mexico. Would be a Texan with a nice hunting rifle for miles waiting for them. 

#65411
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Really can’t recommend this interview about the roots and ongoing reasons for India’s reliance on Russia.  This is a big one that I expect to change—slowly— as a result of inefficiencies and sanctions and domestic demand associated with Russia’s defense industry. 
 

https://meduza.io/en/feature/2023/06/15/more-sentimental-than-pragmatic

 

We need to reel them more into our orbit and accentuate the China rift.     

Promise them all the best military goodies to fix the shit-Russian kit and no spare parts problem. On lay-away. 

U.S. - “Trust in me…just in me…”

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#65412
18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We need to reel them more into our orbit and accentuate the China rift.     

Promise them all the best military goodies to fix the shit-Russian kit and no spare parts problem. On lay-away. 

U.S. - “Trust in me…just in me…”

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Modi is going to be a problem. Rahul Gandhi was just in the United States doing a tour trying to galvanize the Indian diaspora over here against him. 

There are several countries where it would be beneficial if the opposition was in power. Turkiye. India. Poland. But they're too important to keep in our orbit regardless. Then there are countries that are a problem that would be even worse with someone else in power. Like Saudi Arabia or the UAE. 

Huh. Human interactions on an international scale are complicated. Who woulda figured?

#65414
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Well…they killed a bunch of Dutch citizens. I’d just suggest that the repercussions are delayed. The Netherlands likely very much wanted to promptly launch retaliatory strikes with F-18s. Now, not many years later…the Dutch are at the front of the pack training Ukrainians to…use F-16s and F-18s (from Australia) to kill Russians.
Don’t fuck with the Dutch. They remember.

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#65415
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Got a few friends in Alaska. I would not fuck with them. And that is before the boys from rural Canada show up. 

Hell, I would love to see them try and come up from Mexico. Would be a Texan with a nice hunting rifle for miles waiting for them. 

Imagine every fucking deer stand had someone in it. Or maybe not. 200k *drunk* snipers everywhere.

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Ou sux

#65416
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Note the "map" on the patch in the middle. It says "I'll take what's mine." https://t.co/ie7ESJnhZk

That's some indoctrination.

And yes that's fucking Alaska.

I like the big "Hello... I'm an Orc" patch. Don't tell him the end of the third movie.

#65418
9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Not an exciting video but a good thread for why this was a likely significant hit.

 

182,000 tungsten balls of shrapnel sounds like a barrel of laughs to be on the receiving end of.  The folks that instantly died from the blast were the lucky ones.  

#65419
The photos of the show trial of #Azovstal's defenders in #Rostov are nothing but disgusting. Glossy prosecutors and dressed-up jurors with brilliant smiles "judge" boys and girls who look like skeletons after a concentration camp and torture. Such abuse of combatants is an…
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The photos of the show trial of #Azovstal's defenders in #Rostov are nothing but disgusting. Glossy prosecutors and dressed-up jurors with brilliant smiles "judge" boys and girls who look like skeletons after a concentration camp and torture. Such abuse of combatants is an official war crime that has to be properly assessed by the #ICC. And yes, tell me, does anyone see any representatives of the International Committee of the Red Cross in the hall?

 

#65421
Germany delivered two Wisent-1 armored demining vehicles to Ukraine. These are based on a Leopard 1 chassis.

 

#65422
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


We wouldn’t even need the three-branch military to repel their attempt (even though we have some rather kickass resources nearby).
Between the heavily armed and, ummm, mentally “different” denizens of Alaska (who are ornery and don’t take kindly to meddlers), the crews of all the Coast Guard assets in the area, and @mooseoutfront wildly swinging his shit stick, there would be Russian corpses in the Bering Strait for miles.
I wish a muthafucka would.

Molon Labe

#65424
11 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Why don’t those trucks look like they’ve been damaged? Wouldn’t a big kaboom destroy those trucks?

 

#65426
2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That would not be fun. Eesh.

Yeah, and that's a 16k shot, not the 182k shot.  It's fragmentation anti personnel weaponry, so in lieu of a powerful warhead you have the tungsten steel with essentially a small shape charge and with an altimeter detonator.  The vehicles in the area "survived" in the sense that the frames exist, otherwise not so much.  Just brutal shit, but the Ukrainians used it extremely well, and the Russians are fucking stupid for gathering like that.  

#65427
On 6/14/2023 at 5:13 PM, bolverk said:

So, I've seen some idle speculation about the eventual possibility that Ukraine could cross the dried-up lake into Russian-occupied territory when the dam was destroyed but didn't give it too much thought since it'd likely be a muddy mess for a while.

What if my assumption is wrong though? Give it another week or so? How farfetched would that notion be? 

From Nikopol, the Zaporizhzhia NPP looks close (and dry) enough to walk to.

 

It looks like the Russians have barely fortified their side of the lake. Too risky with the Zap NPP there? Would that be why they were so comfortable draining the lake?

This updated map of Russia's field fortifications includes high resolution satellite imagery.Zoom in on select sites to see trenches, dragon’s teeth, and other defenses constructed by Russian forces across occupied Ukraine: https://t.co/wmcAdWf81R

 

Rumor has it that it so so poorly planned they drown the troops and equipment that the blowing the dam was supposed to free up to reenforce Zaporizhzhia.

#65428
2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, and that's a 16k shot, not the 182k shot.  It's fragmentation anti personnel weaponry, so in lieu of a powerful warhead you have the tungsten steel with essentially a small shape charge and with an altimeter detonator.  The vehicles in the area "survived" in the sense that the frames exist, otherwise not so much.  Just brutal shit, but the Ukrainians used it extremely well, and the Russians are fucking stupid for gathering like that.  

I still think most decisions up and down the chain of command for Russia are made while drunk.

#65429
6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, and that's a 16k shot, not the 182k shot.  It's fragmentation anti personnel weaponry, so in lieu of a powerful warhead you have the tungsten steel with essentially a small shape charge and with an altimeter detonator.  The vehicles in the area "survived" in the sense that the frames exist, otherwise not so much.  Just brutal shit, but the Ukrainians used it extremely well, and the Russians are fucking stupid for gathering like that.  

Well that's just erotic poetry right there.

#65432
7 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

I mean, they just blew up a major dam. They stole or destroyed every flotation device and then fired upon people trying to evacuate after news of the dam's destruction got around. They fired on evacuation centers. 

Honestly, if you're showing compassion towards others and trying to help the less fortunate, you're a bane to their existence and must die. 

This is a culture sick at its very core. It's not new. This is business as usual. 

 

ruzzia is a death cult

#65433
1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Why don’t those trucks look like they’ve been damaged? Wouldn’t a big kaboom destroy those trucks?

A 180,000 tungsten balls shotgun missile was involved.

#65434
Well, and the other patch is interesting too. It says, "hello, I am an Ork"

I guess they adopt the NATO identifiers over their own even when it’s a pejorative.
#65435
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russian state TV talking about Lukashenko's successor.  He must be dying/dead.

Attention, Lukashenko! (Or rather, pay no attention.)Russian propagandists discuss possible scenarios in case of Lukashenko's death. No one lives forever, they say. I wonder who gave the order to bring up this topic?

This will please @Brisketexan and others (me included) - Western nations need to start keeping an eye on Russian citizens living abroad. Yes, plenty fled trying to avoid mobilization, but plenty did not, and were either there because of wealth/wealthy parents, or are there fucking around and spying.

Czech president: Russians living in the West must be "monitored"."When there is a war, security measures for Russian citizens must be stricter than in normal times. This is the price of war," @prezidentpavel said.📹: Radio Svoboda

 

Yeah, sooo…The Czech President made a pretty bad misstep by stopping earlier with his statements about needing to monitor Russians (which I agree with). 
 

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Pavel noted that in World War II, Japanese descendants living in the United States were under "a strict monitoring regime as well."


Pavel was the very first person to be interviewed after new studios were opened at Radio Free Europe headquarters in Prague. It’s unfortunate that he gave a positive/neutral hat tip to the Japanese American internment. His office clarified, but still.

 

https://www.rferl.org/a/czech-president-ukraine-support-nato-summit/32460184.html

#65437
10 hours ago, Pods said:

A red cross makes them even more likely to target you. 

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I know I'm going to get the hatred, but if that was enough to stop an aggressor, wouldn't every war end with 'children' marked everywhere in the territory?

I mean, it would be like Frank's. 

Not saying that's what it was, but how does that work in war? 

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#65439
3 hours ago, Slacks said:

I know I'm going to get the hatred, but if that was enough to stop an aggressor, wouldn't every war end with 'children' marked everywhere in the territory?

I mean, it would be like Frank's. 

Not saying that's what it was, but how does that work in war? 

Hoooly shit you're a dumbass

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#65442
Multiple Russian sources report active fighting in the area of the Russian-occupied towns Pyatykhatky and Zherebyanky, south of Lobkove. They also report that Russian forces are using T-62 and T-54 (you read this correctly) as SPGs to return fire.#Ukraine #Zaporizhzhia— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

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#65444
Germany will immediately transfer 64 more guided missiles for the Patriot air defense system to Ukraine, Minister of Defense Pistorius reported in Brussels. https://t.co/OA0lrdN67Z
Confirmation. All missiles were destroyed by the Ukrainian Air Force in the area of responsibility of the Center air command.6 Kinzhal ballistic missiles6 Kalibr cruise missiles2 Reconnaisance drones

Russia sent missiles towards Kyiv while multiple African Presidents/PMs were there visiting.

#65445
12 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Multiple Russian sources report active fighting in the area of the Russian-occupied towns Pyatykhatky and Zherebyanky, south of Lobkove. They also report that Russian forces are using T-62 and T-54 (you read this correctly) as SPGs to return fire.#Ukraine #Zaporizhzhia— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

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#65446
For the first time, a #Polish border detachment was fired from the territory of #Belarus. It is not yet known who fired from what, but there was an object that hit the border guards' car with great force, reports RMF24. https://t.co/GD0OdU6yW6

 

#65447
28 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Multiple Russian sources report active fighting in the area of the Russian-occupied towns Pyatykhatky and Zherebyanky, south of Lobkove. They also report that Russian forces are using T-62 and T-54 (you read this correctly) as SPGs to return fire.#Ukraine #Zaporizhzhia— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

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En

 

#65448

Fuck Hungary.

This story seems to add up with the one published by Reuters. Hungary said it had received a group of Ukrainian (from Transcarpathia) prisoners of war from Russia. Ukraine was not informed about the transfer. The Russian Orthodox Church was involved.https://t.co/oOHilsyY3O

 

#65449

Russians have to cannibalize their relatively effective assault units to supply the defensive forces.

Russian Mobilization & Force Generation Updates1/ Ukrainian intelligence reported that Russian forces are beginning to decommission specialized company-size assault (Storm-Z) units and are transferring their personnel to volunteer formations. https://t.co/Pv9X5XChbo https://t.co/tPjsWOl9ro

 

3/ A Russian milblogger claimed that Russian forces are searching for a Russian junior sergeant who is wanted for the murder of five other Russian soldiers in the #Bakhmut area. https://t.co/Pv9X5XChbo

 

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