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#66851
7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Someone should check on Tucker Carlson and see how he is doing.

And if he's okay, kill him while everyone is busy watching real news.

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#66853
8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Someone should check on Tucker Carlson and see how he is doing.

Hopefully stroking out

#66854
1 minute ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

Cuz some dumbass living in a basement will see them and tell the world. 

Got no problem giving Putin and out. he can go into exile in North Korea. Or we can sit back, watch, and wait. Another asshole will take power. What I smile about is the heart of Russia's central front vs. Ukraine is now going towards Moscow. Crimeans are fucked. Who is meeting me at the Surly beach party there? 

Also- I would not be surprised if the Chechens switch sides. Take the Kremlin, declare a Caliphate, just like the fuckers did with ISIS. But that is for another thread. 

#66855
3 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

“Hey Vova, we know you have a coup going on and so we’re gonna shoot a bunch of missiles at your country. Not at you though, don’t worry!”

Is this a real post? 

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#66856
5 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

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#66857
Why? It seems like the US is about to get everything it wants without firing a shot. 

Rather have Putin than Pringles in charge. Lesser of two evils. And it’s in the world’s best interests to have stability at the top of a 150M person insane asylum with nukes.
#66858
6 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

Pretty sure rescuing Putin is not on our to do list… 

#66859
One thing I have noticed, while Wagner is hauling a company-size formation of tanks to Moscow, lightly armed Russian Rosgvardiya forces have been unable to put any heavy armor on the streets in Moscow. Seen below, a checkpoint south of Moscow with a single BTR-80. https://t.co/487h3jfSIN

 

#66860
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Hey Vova, we know you have a coup going on and so we’re gonna shoot a bunch of missiles at your country. Not at you though, don’t worry!”

Is this a real post? 

"Oh, but it looks good on you though"

 

Lmao

#66861
Opposition politician Mikhail Khodorkovsky urged Russians to arm themselves"1) Now we see that only armed people can resist a dictatorship.2) Prigozhin's mutiny will end with his or Putin's personal elimination. After that, there will be a reaction and tightening of the…

 

#66862

Sweatergawd y'all better come with the heat on that shit. I asked a couple questions and y'all tried to relocate me to Caucus. 

That right there is the craziest question... 

#66863
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

surprised if the Chechens switch sides

You don’t hear much about the Chechens anymore.  They were the international action movie villains of choice in the late 90’s early 2000’s. /YGIFS

#66865
51 minutes ago, G650 said:

Yes and I think that is the biggest event anyone alive has seen. Maybe biggest all time, it affected so many more people than anything from antiquity.

How about the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand?

That was pretty huge. Also the biggest comedy killer of all time. 

#66867
46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We toppled a Russian regime, established a new ally in a key region of the world with only $100B and without firing a shot.

Biden's place in history is secure.

Ukraine might not ever have to even use those F-16s. 

#66870
15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
I’d like to apologize for a fact that in the 2000s, I used to ridicule Call or Duty game plots.

Just wait until this guy (and the rest of the C&C franchise) gets involved:

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#66871

 

Cyclist blasts Afroman’s “because I got high” while passing military vehicles in the midst of a coup d’etat. Russia is wild 😂😂

 

#66872
46 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I have to leave for a Catholic baptism in like 10 minutes. How long do these things last? 10 minutes? An hour?

An eternity. 

#66873
BREAKING:The Wagner Group just shot down another Russian helicopter.7 Russian planes and helicopters have been shot down today. Devastating losses for the Russian Air Force…

 

#66876
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do people assume that progu is the head guy and not just the sword of the head guy?

Because people are simple. 

Mr Pringles has somebody working with him (or he's working for someone).  everything is going too smoothly. He has all the weapons and people he needs to ride up the highway and force Putin to evacuate. He didn't just put that together with a call to a few squad leaders. 

#66877
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:
BREAKING:The Wagner Group just shot down another Russian helicopter.7 Russian planes and helicopters have been shot down today. Devastating losses for the Russian Air Force…

 

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#66878
8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Huh?  What’s going on here if true.

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Well, either Pretzel made a deal, or, more likely, TASS is spreading misinformation that the coup is about to be settled to avoid others joining up.   

#66879
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do people assume that progu is the head guy and not just the sword of the head guy?

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#66880
53 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I have to leave for a Catholic baptism in like 10 minutes. How long do these things last? 10 minutes? An hour?

Long enough to take out the heads of all the other families and consolidate power for yourself.

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You did plan ahead, right?

#66881
31 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

I would not recommend firing cruise missiles near the capital of a nuclear power in the middle of a military coup. 

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#66882
22 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

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#66883
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do people assume that progu is the head guy and not just the sword of the head guy?

Este.

This is a coup months in the making involving higher ups from every branch of their security services.

Putin ordering a bunch of troops to be flown into Moscow is chef’s kiss shit. There’s clearly coordination with facets of MoD on this.

#66884

More details on the meeting. Seems unlikely based on the movements we’ve seen though. 

🤡 Lukashenka held talks with Prigozhin, his press service reported "This morning Russian President Vladimir Putin briefed his Belarusian colleague on the situation in southern Russia with the private military company Wagner. The heads of state agreed on joint actions.… https://t.co/IS2l8bGxor
#66885
12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Este.

This is a coup months in the making involving higher ups from every branch of their security services.

Putin ordering a bunch of troops to be flown into Moscow is chef’s kiss shit. There’s clearly coordination with facets of MoD on this.

"The whole of April and May, Prigozhin lied about the alleged ‘projectile famine,’ the 1st and 7th Assault Squads have a huge stockpile of MANPADS and captured Javelins. A source from Prigozhin's security service said that preparations for this scenario took more than 2 months"

Somebody big has been planning this in Russia

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#66886
17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

You don’t hear much about the Chechens anymore.  They were the international action movie villains of choice in the late 90’s early 2000’s. /YGIFS

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#66887
⚡️Prigozhin says Wagner will stop march on Moscow and withdraw to military field camps.

 

#66888
1 hour ago, Constant said:
⚡️Prigozhin says Wagner will stop march on Moscow and withdraw to military field camps.

 

But why?

#66889
1 minute ago, Constant said:
⚡️Prigozhin says Wagner will stop march on Moscow and withdraw to military field camps.

 

Half Baked Boo GIF

#66891
Prigozhin: "Right now the moment has come when blood could be spilled. Therefore, understanding all the responsibility for the fact that Russian blood will be spilled on one side, we are turning our convoy around and going back to our basecamps, according to the plan."

 

#66894
39 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Someone should check on Tucker Carlson and see how he is doing.

Probably fled to Beijing.

#66895
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

But why?

What if Putin offers to fire Shoigu, give his job to Prigozhin, and let him run the invasion of Ukraine?

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#66898

Makes zero sense. It would be a death sentence for Proggles to do this. He knows Putin won’t just forget that he was made to look powerless to the rest of the world. 

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