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#69251
44 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is a really great thread, but first, some of my own thoughts. Without going all CR, I believe

You went CR.  Replied in CR thread. 

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#69255

For all the Russians living in Crimea who are worried about getting out, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied..... 

 

Learn to swim. 

#69256
54 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So it looks like the Kerch bridge is not damaged beyond repair.  Is that because the UKA sees benefit in only damaging it?  Or do they  WANT to take it all the way out, but can't?

Russkies wouldn't have to close the bridge if they had the right car (and soundtrack).

 

#69257
On 7/15/2023 at 8:51 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Volunteer soldiers from Colombia, Mexico, Chile and Argentina praying in Spanish before launching an assault on the Russian Army in the Zaporizhzhia region.South America is against imperialism and stands by Ukraine.Godspeed soldiers!🇨🇴🇲🇽🇨🇱🇦🇷🇺🇦https://t.co/aOOAzXbxba

 

I'd wager that Russia and Belarus will throw their own contest, competing in these events, which will result in a # of claimed world records in damn near any sport, insisting they would have crushed the world and weren't allowed to compete because the rest of the world knew it. 

#69258
2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It is so FUBAR to see these clowns and gopniki splashing around as attack aircraft plunge into the ocean. For reference, Yeisk is Krasnodar Kraj, Russia across a small gulf of the Sea of Azov from Mariupol. 

Russian Sukhoi Su-25 down.Collapsed just into the sea near Yeisk.

 

The pilot ejected himself but was nonetheless killed in the incident, as Russians say.

 

 

#69259
1 minute ago, Viper said:
The pilot ejected himself but was nonetheless killed in the incident, as Russians say.

 

 

 

Did he Goose himself? 

#69261
18 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

For all the Russians living in Crimea who are worried about getting out, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied..... 

 

Learn to swim. 

Uhh, I'm not sure that is a great idea if you are Russian. I have heard that sharks really like them.

#69262
5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Uhh, I'm not sure that is a great idea if you are Russian. I have heard that sharks really like them.

that's a shame

#69263
7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Uhh, I'm not sure that is a great idea if you are Russian. I have heard that sharks really like them.

Meat pie with a caviar center? Yum!

#69264

https://www.wsj.com/articles/changing-places-europeans-grow-more-assertive-on-ukraine-as-washington-shows-caution-e4b83acf?st=j6kw7hhmobgmogw&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink 
 

Euros unhappy with tepidity (is that a word?) of US support. My take is that even if I share some of their unhappiness with amount of uS commitment, I encourage them to make up for it by contributing more munitions, themselves 

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#69266
35 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

For all the Russians living in Crimea who are worried about getting out, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied..... 

 

Learn to swim. 

Fuck Vlad. V. Putin 

Fuck all his clones,

Fuck all these gun-toting

Drunk WW2 wannabes

#69270
34 minutes ago, statsman said:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/changing-places-europeans-grow-more-assertive-on-ukraine-as-washington-shows-caution-e4b83acf?st=j6kw7hhmobgmogw&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink 
 

Euros unhappy with tepidity (is that a word?) of US support. My take is that even if I share some of their unhappiness with amount of uS commitment, I encourage them to make up for it by contributing more munitions, themselves 

we are in a political cycle where one side says 'not x' just because the other side says 'x', regardless of the details.  euro countries don't seem to have that same dynamic right now

#69271
Minus another Russian 240mm self-propelled mortar 2S4 Tyulpan in the Luhansk region.
The Russian army has launched an offensive in the Kupiansk direction, the commander of the AFU Ground Forces, Oleksandr Syrskyi, has said.

 

#69272
Russia’s modern counter-battery artillery radars are being wiped out in Ukraine, British Intel reportsSacked Russian general complains that Ukraine is outsmarting Russia with counter-battery radars.https://t.co/2KfnTFBaJ0
⚡️ General Staff: In Nova Kakhovka of the Kherson region, russian occupiers are ruthlessly massively evicting all residents along the Dnipro coast from their premises together with their children on the street.The housing of peaceful citizens of Ukraine is occupied by russian…

 

#69274
9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Minus another Russian 240mm self-propelled mortar 2S4 Tyulpan in the Luhansk region.
The Russian army has launched an offensive in the Kupiansk direction, the commander of the AFU Ground Forces, Oleksandr Syrskyi, has said.

 

Ukraine has said things are difficult in the area, but this is also worth considering

the fact is that russia attacking is the best news that ukr could ever get, they are dug in and have more arty than the ru do... by moving forward they are in the open and thats the stuff that cluster bombs LOVE!!!!only 60k+ for 300k kia... this could put them over the top.

 

it looks like the russians have about 100k+ troops in the north with 700-900 tanks trying to conduct a offensive right now...

from ALL reports on both sides it appears that it is gaining a few feet, BUT, the attack is disjointed, the units are understrength, many have been moving back and forth without advancing, and its confusing as hell with too many commands (eastern and central military districts)....

and on BOTH sides we are finding out that ukr did pull back in preperation for this to much better lines and have let the russians walk into areas where ukr heavy guns and res forces are taking apart the russians...

this russian counter / counter / counter.. i have lost count.. is much larger than what ukr has used in the south so far 100K+ vs 4-6000 (47th / 37th brigades)... and has gained less ground so far.. 

lets see how far the russians are willing to advance into the trap with 100K of cluster 155 shells already in country and about to be used. 

i have a feeling that russia sees the ramp up in production and donations from the west and ukr... and sees that it has to use the forces it has or watch them get taken apart by long range weapons.

#69275
Satellite images of the Crimean bridgePhoto: "Maxar"
This is beyond sickening. Russians parked a truck in front of the Dutch Embassy in Moscow with the text 'The Netherlands is a country of lies' (in Dutch). A gravestone with MH17 on it is in the picture. @EliotHiggins @marcelvandenber @christogrozev @ThomasSchansman https://t.co/JLh9JozNWp

 

#69276
2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Russkies wouldn't have to close the bridge if they had the right car (and soundtrack).

 

There is a bad ass smoked fish house next to that bridge. You can see a tiny glimpse of it for about a second in that clip. The place was featured by Anthony Bourdain and it is freaking finominal*. We stop there every time in Chicago now.

 

*phenomenal

#69277
Zelenskyi responded to the onesided termination of the grain agreement by Russia."There were two agreements: Ukraine-Türkiye-UN and Russia-Türkiye-UN. Therefore, when Russia says that it is stopping, it breaks its agreements with UN Secretary General Guterres and with…
⚡️ The US will provide more than $500 million of humanitarian aid to Ukraine, reports the administrator of the US Agency for International Development (USAID) Samantha Power."The United States will continue to support the people affected by the destructive full-scale war of…

 

#69278
12 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

it looks like the russians have about 100k+ troops in the north with 700-900 tanks trying to conduct a offensive right now...

 

I think Russia only had 70,000 troops in its initial offensive in 2022.

#69280
2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Who likes savings?  

 

Oligarchs. Like this guy, 'member?

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And the original commercial, in case you forgot:

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One of my favorite ads ever.

 

#69283
20 hours ago, Nivek said:

Nah, trying to be a fun dad, I went through the shopping cart entry with my daughter and well this time it wasn't so fun and amusing for her.  Ah well, but having my 9 yr old daughter trying to take care of me was nice.  

OK I lied, I went to the zoo and got pissed off at the Giraffe that took some romaine without asking.  We had words.  They hit hard and have a reach advantage, but taste worse than they look.  

#69287
3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

For all the Russians living in Crimea who are worried about getting out, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied..... 

 

Learn to swim. 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's coming round to put it back the way it oughta be.

Learn to swim

 

Fuck Vladimir Putin and

Fuck all his Twitter bots

Fuck all these gun-toting hip Chechen wannabes

Learn to swim

#69288
3 hours ago, statsman said:

Euros unhappy with tepidity (is that a word?) of US support. My take is that even if I share some of their unhappiness with amount of uS commitment, I encourage them to make up for it by contributing more munitions, themselves 

From reading around, it may not be so much the amount, it’s that the US has slow-rolled some things (technically that would be the amount I guess), mainly the fighter training.  The big thing for the Europeans is helping to reconstitute the Ukrainian Air Force with NATO fighters, and a lot of them have F-16s that were not long off from being shipped to storage.  

#69289
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I think Russia only had 70,000 troops in its initial offensive in 2022.

They had close to 200,000 in Feb. 2022 at the borders, but yeah, that would mean closer to 50,000-70,000 actual infantry that could take and hold ground, which is not really a lot. The rest were artillery, logistics, medical, etc.

 

#69290
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

From reading around, it may not be so much the amount, it’s that the US has slow-rolled some things (technically that would be the amount I guess), mainly the fighter training.  The big thing for the Europeans is helping to reconstitute the Ukrainian Air Force with NATO fighters, and a lot of them have F-16s that were not long off from being shipped to storage.  

USA played It pretty well and got what they really wanted.

1. Closer ties with Europe with Daddy USA showing them why we have giant balls and tney need us.

2. got the europussies finally acting right with the military support to Ukraine and improving their own military spending 

3. shows China, fuck around and find out cause we have better ties now 

#69291
1 hour ago, Nivek said:

OK I lied, I went to the zoo and got pissed off at the Giraffe that took some romaine without asking.  We had words.  They hit hard and have a reach advantage, but taste worse than they look.  

I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face  with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey… |

#69292
Russian vice-PM Khusnullin reported to Putin about the state of the damaged Kerch Bridge. Putin took careful notes.According to Khusnullin,◾️ One structure of the vehicle part is destroyed and cannot be repaired. One railway track is slightly damaged. ◾️ Two way traffic is…

Russian vice-PM Khusnullin reported to Putin about the state of the damaged Kerch Bridge.

Putin took careful notes. According to Khusnullin,

One structure of the vehicle part is destroyed and cannot be repaired.

One railway track is slightly damaged. Two way traffic is to be opened on 15th September on one part of the bridge.

The other side - in November. One part of the bridge's structure in Kerch direction has been destroyed completely, it will have to be taken off.

Cracking Up Lol GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

Putin vows a military response to Ukraine’s second attack on the Kerch bridge in Crimea.

 

#69293
17 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

USA played It pretty well and got what they really wanted.

1. Closer ties with Europe with Daddy USA showing them why we have giant balls and tney need us.

2. got the europussies finally acting right with the military support to Ukraine and improving their own military spending 

3. shows China, fuck around and find out cause we have better ties now 

There is merit in their criticism. We said no to himars, atacms, tanks and F16's and later recanted.

 

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#69294
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Putin vows a military response to Ukraine’s second attack on the Kerch bridge in Crimea.

 

This might honestly be the funniest tweet I have read in a while.

"vowing a military response"

 

uh, what the fuck have you been doing for the last 18 months Vlad?     Its not like your response tonight will have anymore power to it than yesterdays.

 

we all know that you are either going to swarm bomb either Kyiv or Odessa tonight to get back at those dastardly people protecting themselves from your unwarranted aggression you fucking POS

#69295
8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Russian vice-PM Khusnullin reported to Putin about the state of the damaged Kerch Bridge. Putin took careful notes.According to Khusnullin,◾️ One structure of the vehicle part is destroyed and cannot be repaired. One railway track is slightly damaged. ◾️ Two way traffic is…

Russian vice-PM Khusnullin reported to Putin about the state of the damaged Kerch Bridge.

Putin took careful notes. According to Khusnullin,

One structure of the vehicle part is destroyed and cannot be repaired.

One railway track is slightly damaged. Two way traffic is to be opened on 15th September on one part of the bridge.

The other side - in November. One part of the bridge's structure in Kerch direction has been destroyed completely, it will have to be taken off.

Cracking Up Lol GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

Putin vows a military response to Ukraine’s second attack on the Kerch bridge in Crimea.

 

First tweet, bridge out of commission until mid-September?  

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Second tweet, Putins own words?

will-ferrell-elf.gif

#69296
4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

There is merit in their criticism. We said no to himars, atacms, tanks and F16's and later recanted.

 

Honestly, our NATO allies questioning how much we will be there to help them (or if we will be there in the same way from admin to admin) is not totally a bad thing in my mind. It is absolutely true that they all needed to step up and increase their military spending.

Mission accomplished.

Slow rolling took away some Kremlin response that might have been different had we gone all-in early. 

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#69297

Zelensky on the cancelled grain deal. 

Ukraine's position has always been and will be as clear as possible – no one has the right to destroy the food security of any nation. If a bunch of people somewhere in the Kremlin think that they supposedly have the right to decide whether food will be on the table in different…

 

#69298
22 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

we all know that you are either going to swarm bomb either Kyiv or Odessa tonight to get back at those dastardly people protecting themselves from your unwarranted aggression you fucking POS

I'm going with Odessa, since they are going to be passive-aggressive about the grain thing, and they are too much of a pussy to confront Turkey on the open seas, or risk pissing off China/etc. by sinking freighters full of grain.

#69299
Wagner PMC mercenaries have booked most of the hotels in Krasnodar, Russia. Now police and National Guard of Russia regularly come there: the mercenaries organize fights and pogroms - Russian media ASTRA."According to ASTRA sources, PMC mercenaries stayed in many hotels in…
Lots of detail on Europe’s rush to make more arms for Ukraine, which is burning through kit and ammunition further than the west can send it, by ⁦@sylviapfeifer⁩ ⁦@patricianilsson⁩ ⁦@laurapitel⁩ https://t.co/Krk9oweNwN

 

#69300
12 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Wagner PMC mercenaries have booked most of the hotels in Krasnodar, Russia. Now police and National Guard of Russia regularly come there: the mercenaries organize fights and pogroms - Russian media ASTRA."According to ASTRA sources, PMC mercenaries stayed in many hotels in…
Lots of detail on Europe’s rush to make more arms for Ukraine, which is burning through kit and ammunition further than the west can send it, by ⁦@sylviapfeifer⁩ ⁦@patricianilsson⁩ ⁦@laurapitel⁩ https://t.co/Krk9oweNwN

 

If I've learned one thing about Russia in the last year and a half, it's that fighting, drinking all day, shitting wherever that isn't a toilet is basically just general Russian behavior. I'm amazed this is some kind of news in Russia or seen as abrnomal behavior. It sounds like just like a regular Tuesday. 

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