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New for @the_ins_ru: Prigo likes 18 year-old virgins because he thinks their bodily fluids preserve his vitality. He also has metallic balls implanted under the foreskin of his “very small” penis. An interview with a woman who sold her virginity to him: https://t.co/ZhfwdqBhQB

^ImageUhhhh

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#69853

Yeesh. Finally saw a clip from Ukraine on r/combatfootage that I would describe as "tough to watch."

Injured Russian laying flat on his back. Drone hovering over him drops 2 grenades, about 1/2 a second apart. First one lands directly on his junk. As he's reacting, 2nd one lands right on his sternum. Once the smoke clears, the dude is laying there, split wide open from ribcage to taint, like a corpse being autopsied, still seemingly alive.

Some hacker needs to take over Russian TV channels and air that on a loop. "Stay the fuck out of Ukraine if you don't want this to happen."

#69855
5 hours ago, PTINS said:

Giorgia Meloni is my Hero, my Benchmark for what a leader should be; Passionate, Dynamic, (Duh!!!), Articulate, (I don't know what she is saying without subtitles, but I'm 100% behind her), Believable (is there any question as to how she really feels?), Respectful (She says her piece, says "Thank You" and sits down), and the "Damn the Torpedoes" approach in choosing her words.

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Italy's PM Giorgia Meloni delivers a passionate speech in the country's parliament to support Ukraine "If we stop supporting Ukraine, Russia's invasion will go on. I am not hypocritical enough to mistake the invasion for peace," Meloni said.📹https://t.co/Fkyyx8hV9W

 

Remember we were worried that she would withdraw support from Ukraine after she was elected?

I ‘member.


If I was in the opposing party, I’d be scared shitless she coming into my bedroom and crushing my face in with a mace. 

#69856

 

07/25/2023 01:24 PM EDT
 

Antony J. Blinken, Secretary of State

The people of Ukraine continue to bravely defend their country against Russia’s aggression while Russia continues its relentless and vicious attacks that are killing Ukrainian civilians and destroying civil infrastructure.  Ukraine’s steadfast courage continues to inspire the world.

Pursuant to a delegation of authority from President Biden, I am authorizing our 43rd drawdown for Ukraine.  This assistance package includes air defense munitions, artillery rounds, armored vehicles, and anti-armor capabilities, as well as other equipment essential to strengthening Ukraine’s brave forces on the battlefield, helping them retake Ukraine’s sovereign territory, and defend their fellow citizens.  This package contains critical military assistance totaling $400 million worth of arms and equipment from Department of Defense stocks.

Russia started this unprovoked war against Ukraine.  Following its withdrawal from the Black Sea Grain Initiative, Russia continues to attack Ukrainian ports and grain infrastructure – including in Odessa.  Russia could end this war at any time by withdrawing its forces from Ukraine and stopping its brutal attacks against Ukraine’s cities and people.   Until it does, the United States and our allies and partners will stand united with Ukraine, for as long as it takes.

 


#69857
Amazing footage. It's a more extended version of a previously released video by the 3rd assault brigade.Now with added context and communication. I translated it and added captions.Please watch till the end.
One might think this video is from the 70s. But it was actually filmed today as Shoigu arrived to North Korea to "share his experience".A huge poster saying "Welcome, comrade defense minister of the Russian Federation!" is visible on the video.Shoigu officially arrived to…

^Begging for more shells

#69859
30 minutes ago, MillerEP said:
Amazing footage. It's a more extended version of a previously released video by the 3rd assault brigade.Now with added context and communication. I translated it and added captions.Please watch till the end.
One might think this video is from the 70s. But it was actually filmed today as Shoigu arrived to North Korea to "share his experience".A huge poster saying "Welcome, comrade defense minister of the Russian Federation!" is visible on the video.Shoigu officially arrived to…

^Begging for more shells

Hah that commander's comment - "send a tank in to fuck them up, drive them into the open, and then ask them again if they'd like to surrender". And then when the blyats were running through the field another comment of "well now we know that field isn't mined" lmao

#69861
25 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

You know he must have been treated horribly by Russia.   Yet in spite of that, or maybe, more specifically, because of that treatment he got from Russia, he decided he needed to fuck some Russians up, knowing damn well that if he got captured, he would absolutely be publicly killed.

 

takes a lot of guts to fight an enemy that would quite happily broadcast your execution to the whole world.

#69862
1 hour ago, MillerEP said:
Amazing footage. It's a more extended version of a previously released video by the 3rd assault brigade.Now with added context and communication. I translated it and added captions.Please watch till the end.
One might think this video is from the 70s. But it was actually filmed today as Shoigu arrived to North Korea to "share his experience".A huge poster saying "Welcome, comrade defense minister of the Russian Federation!" is visible on the video.Shoigu officially arrived to…

^Begging for more shells

Finally getting an idea of what 'blyat" means and the usage. Need a primer up in these parts.

Anybody know what a "CB" or "RPM" is?

 

#69863
2 hours ago, MillerEP said:
New for @the_ins_ru: Prigo likes 18 year-old virgins because he thinks their bodily fluids preserve his vitality. He also has metallic balls implanted under the foreskin of his “very small” penis. An interview with a woman who sold her virginity to him: https://t.co/ZhfwdqBhQB

^ImageUhhhh

“He also has metallic balls implanted under the foreskin of his “very small” penis.”

So he’s got a “very small” dick that may not even hit 6 inches.  No wonder he is always so angry.

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#69864
Chronic problems of Czechia: we don’t kidnap children, bomb hospitals, and occupy neighbours. Get out of Ukraine.

 

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#69866
3 minutes ago, Viper said:

This is like those chat room versions of WW2 that were going around 15 years ago, except real life

wtf is nukes?

 

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

-Tojo has left the chat

#69867

https://twitter.com/herooftheday10/status/1683953842138890240?s=20

A crowd of gifters flees from their positions near Bakhmut, from the 80th ODSHB.

12/ This reflects a deliberate strategy employed since the times of the Russian Empire to replace locals with russians. The ultimate goal is to establish a narrative that portrays the region as historically russian, allowing subsequent generations to claim it as their birthright.

 

#69868

Article by Lawrence Freedman.

“Putin is not close to achieving any of his war aims while the price of his gambit grows ever steeper.” https://t.co/RTmh6huKma
1) There is no prospect of Wagner attacking Poland and anyone suggesting otherwise isn't operating within the realms of reality. 2) One of Russia's key information war goals since Feb' 22 has been talking up the prospect of a war between Russia and NATO.https://t.co/vrH2QXcPki

 

#69873
7 hours ago, Bevo said:

If it happens as described, it will be a large threat to Putin and will be an even larger threat to nuclear proliferation and the control of nuclear weapons.

This.  Putin is giving life to the plot line of a shitload of pulp fiction novels and a few bad movies: "rogue Russian region/republic takes control of nuclear weapons on its soil, launches nuke."  Putin is doing all he can to create an existential threat to humanity.

6 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Various sources say between $100,000 (US cost) and $200,000 (Export cost). Army procurement documents suggest a cost of ~$144,000 per rocket. 

https://comptroller.defense.gov/Portals/45/Documents/defbudget/FY2024/MYP_Exhibits/GMLRS_ARMY_MYP_1-4.pdf

Makes some sense.  Told y'all in an earlier post about my cousin who was getting a story from an AF forward observer in the Gulf War calling in strikes using the first iteration of HIMARS.  He loved them, then got interviewed by a General who wanted early reviews.  Glowing, but the General chuckled and said "great....but maybe be more selective, those are $1 million a shot."  I'd expect that over time, when we ramp up production, the unit cost goes way down.

4 hours ago, ryskey said:

Putin: Regions can form their own armies, we will help pay for it

Tatarstan: Ok cool

[1 year later]

Putin: Ok, dissolve your army

Tatarstan: lol no 

Yep, that too.  "Create independent armies within your own country, not under your command" sounds like a SUPER GENIUS idea.

#69874
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Putin is giving life to the plot line of a shitload of pulp fiction novels and a few bad movies: "rogue Russian region/republic takes control of nuclear weapons on its soil, launches nuke."  Putin is doing all he can to create an existential threat to humanity.

Hey, I like the Mission Impossible movies.

Edited by Bevo

#69875
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Putin is giving life to the plot line of a shitload of pulp fiction novels and a few bad movies: "rogue Russian region/republic takes control of nuclear weapons on its soil, launches nuke."  Putin is doing all he can to create an existential threat to humanity.

I don't think Putin would let control of the nukes reside with anybody but him.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep, that too.  "Create independent armies within your own country, not under your command" sounds like a SUPER GENIUS idea.

Or let the regional governors create their own military organizations that are apparently funded by both the state and the region, and if the men of the region think it's a way to avoid military conscription they'll flock to it, and then after 3-4 months or whatever, Putin can swoop in and send them to Ukraine, already organized and poorly trained.

#69876
Or let the regional governors create their own military organizations that are apparently funded by both the state and the region, and if the men of the region think it's a way to avoid military conscription they'll flock to it, and then after 3-4 months or whatever, Putin can swoop in and send them to Ukraine, already organized and poorly trained.

I think that is exactly the plan.
#69877
5 hours ago, MillerEP said:
New for @the_ins_ru: Prigo likes 18 year-old virgins because he thinks their bodily fluids preserve his vitality. He also has metallic balls implanted under the foreskin of his “very small” penis. An interview with a woman who sold her virginity to him: https://t.co/ZhfwdqBhQB

I think it appropriate to state here that Putin was recently reduced to a state of terrified inability to act - - - by a man who possessed a micro penis. 

#69878
23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think it appropriate to state here that Putin was recently reduced to a state of terrified inability to act - - - by a man who possessed a micro penis. 

Well to be fair, it was still bigger than pootins. Begun the micro penis wars have.

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#69879

Hopefully Pringles visits the front soon and Ukraine can use a HIMARS to give Pringles tungsten balls in his dick too. And his everywhere else. 

#69880
40 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think it appropriate to state here that Putin was recently reduced to a state of terrified inability to act - - - by a man who possessed a micro penis. 

With BBs implanted in its shriveled head.

#69881

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When you sell your virginity and all you get for being Prigo’s slump buster is $177 American and a bb filled micro-penis……and the possibility that you technically may still be a virgin. 

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#69882
18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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When you sell your virginity and all you get for being Prigo’s slump buster is $177 American and a bb filled micro-penis……and the possibility that you technically may still be a virgin. 

I don't know if I'd pay that much to sleep with Thelma Harper from Mama's Family.  

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#69883

I think it is time to just start arming the reapers to take out enemy aircraft or keep a nearby escort f22/f35 to drop any russian shitbird that comes within 5 miles of our property.

Edited by Nivek

#69884
17 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I don't know if I'd pay that much to sleep with Thelma Harper from Mama's Family.  

Oh, I thought that was Prigo taking a selfie.

#69885
37 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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When you sell your virginity and all you get for being Prigo’s slump buster is $177 American and a bb filled micro-penis……and the possibility that you technically may still be a virgin. 

So he is famous and has a private military and this is what he has to pay for? haha haha haha  haha haha

#69886
3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

So he is famous and has a private military and this is what he has to pay for? haha haha haha  haha haha

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#69887
43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

ED5DBA84-6D7A-4BC7-AF38-70D6A3CBD035.thumb.jpeg.dad71f410fd01d31dd284280690f404e.jpeg

When you sell your virginity and all you get for being Prigo’s slump buster is $177 American and a bb filled micro-penis……and the possibility that you technically may still be a virgin. 

Home Alone Kevin GIF

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#69888
5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

So he is famous and has a private military and this is what he has to pay for? haha haha haha  haha haha

He is at heart the Cafeteria Man. And nothing gets him going more than the Cafeteria Lady.

#69889
So he is famous and has a private military and this is what he has to pay for? haha haha haha  haha haha

Well…he has a thing for virgins over the age of 18. The problem is, especially in that part of the world, most gals who make it past 18 without having made sweet sweet love made it that far for a reason…a lack of takers. His criteria pretty much bias the selection towards homely women.
#69890
52 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I don't know if I'd pay that much to sleep with Thelma Harper from Mama's Family.  

Speak for yourself...

#69891
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

ED5DBA84-6D7A-4BC7-AF38-70D6A3CBD035.thumb.jpeg.dad71f410fd01d31dd284280690f404e.jpeg

When you sell your virginity and all you get for being Prigo’s slump buster is $177 American and a bb filled micro-penis……and the possibility that you technically may still be a virgin. 

Thought that was KarenKeyLargo until I realized there's no way he'd have to pay her

#69893

Well…he has a thing for virgins over the age of 18. The problem is, especially in that part of the world, most gals who make it past 18 without having made sweet sweet love made it that far for a reason…a lack of takers. His criteria pretty much bias the selection towards homely women.

“Has a thing for virgins.” Pfft. They’re the only ones who’ll stick around and not laugh when he whips his micro peen out.
#69895
2 hours ago, Nivek said:

So he is famous and has a private military and this is what he has to pay for? haha haha haha  haha haha

That is a Siberian solid 9!

#69896
Ukrainian forces need all the fighting vehicles they can get. And the bigger the gun, the better. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/uaF2vyplId
The battle for Bakhmut has raged for more than a year now. And it will continue to rage as Ukrainian forces, having just quit the city, now attempt to retake it. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/ZpnwqOBBD3

 

#69897
10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

He is at heart the Cafeteria Man. And nothing gets him going more than the Cafeteria Lady.

Mutinies and meat grinders

Mutinies and meat grinders 

Navy sinks, Navy sinks

Virgin sandwich

Sloppy hoes, slop-sloppy hoes

Well everybody's buried in the ground down here Prigozhin land

Edited by KYHorn

#69898
Russian forces leaving their positions and getting targeted in Staromaiors'ke. Today the General Staff reported that the AFU has advanced in/near the settlement. Footage from the Aeronauts recon unit that shared footage from the village earlier.

 

An FPV drone from the 72nd mechanized brigade succesfully attacks and destroys a Russian tank in the eastern direction.

 

#69899
Sasha Kots claims RuAF destroyed 20 pieces of AFU equipment today in the Robotyne area. Pic 1 is supposed to be proof .But as you can see in pic 2, these are old losses from early June.

 

Ukrainian soldiers taking out Russian soldiers in Klishchiivka a few days ago.

 

 

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