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#71401
9 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Tell them about how you got a job working on the roof of the pentagon.  😂

I had to give Red two cigarettes to get on the job. 

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#71404
1 hour ago, ABSR said:

I had to give Red two cigarettes to get on the job. 

Texas Ed has seen some things.  If you’ve ever been jettisoned off a ship on a plane, yep, he’s done that. 

#71405
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Texas Ed has seen some things.  If you’ve ever been jettisoned off a ship on a plane, yep, he’s done that. 

Yeah, and I got the hats to prove it.  :)

 

#71409
4 hours ago, TexasEd said:

 

I've got an old hat around here somewhere.

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#71410
❗️Sensitive content"There was a whole clew of worms in a rag. I was euphoric that I had got some meat and protein. I was so satisfied, thanking God, and I realized that life was not over.""I hunted a rat for four months, but since I had barely any bread and crumbs myself, I…

 

#71411
❗️Sensitive content"We were transported on a truck, tied, together with Russian corpses and ammunition boxes. Then, Russian soldiers beat me up for six hours and shot one of th3 prisoners."Oleksiy Anulia, CIS kickboxing champion, member of the Ukrainian National Guards,…

 

❗️Sensitive content"Russian soldiers tried to rape me and made me eat chevrons of the Ukrainian Army. All this time, they were burning the bodies of their own soldiers nearby" - Oleksiy Anulia, CIS kickboxing champion, member of the Ukrainian National Guards, shared with…

 

 

#71414
The head of the Security Service, Vasyl Malyuk, told how in October 2022, Ukrainians blew up the Crimean Bridge for the first time. In order to inconspicuously transport 21 tons of hexane to the bridge, the SBU employees wrapped the explosives with packing film. SBU employees…
Captured positions and captured Russian soldiers.

 

#71415
6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Her name’s Leni.

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Daughter is way hotter.  I’ve never understood the Hedi love, yes she beautifully but Kathy Ireland blew her out of the water back in the day.  I mean has she had Michael Jackson nose surgery now?  Maybe it’s because I’ve watched a couple episodes of America’s got talent and she makes Sophie look like a genius compared to her, but definitely not a fan now.  

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#71416
Result of the drone attack on the SIG tanker on 5 August. Demonstrating major damage to the hull. I'm honestly surprised it is still afloat.

 

🇺🇦⚔️ "AFU overcame Russian minefields and entered the battle for the liberation of Tokmak", - CBSA US official told CBS News that Ukrainian forces have overcome Russian minefields north of Tokmak and are now fighting the first line of Russian defenses holding the city.

 

 

#71419
1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

is he saying it's considerably harder than getting one gun over to Ukraine?

I’m a pessimist, sorry.  Actually I’m an optimistic skeptic.  The glass is half full.  Of shit.  

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Ukrainian drones hit the Russian "Soltsy-2" Air Base in Novgorod Oblast. The air base is home to the Tupolev Tu-22M3, a strategic bomber used also for missile attacks against Ukraine. The Russian MoD already confirms the damage of "one plane", likely one of the bombers.…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

Ukrainian drones hit the Russian "Soltsy-2" Air Base in Novgorod Oblast. The air base is home to the Tupolev Tu-22M3, a strategic bomber used also for missile attacks against Ukraine. 

The Russian MoD already confirms the damage of "one plane", likely one of the bombers.

Coordinates:

58° 8'15.58"N  30°19'57.83"E
 

 

BREAKING:A Ukrainian drone strike against a Russian airbase in Soltsy, near Novgorod, has damaged 2 Russian war planes.Novgorod is very far away (near Estonia) from the border of Ukraine. This is Ukraine’s most distant strike yet.

 

#71421
“🇺🇦 pilots have already started participating in familiarization training on Swedish JAS 39 Gripen fighters, which was agreed upon earlier this year.”- 🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy at a press conference following the negotiations with Swedish PM. «The future steps regarding the…

🇺🇦 pilots have already started participating in familiarization training on Swedish JAS 39 Gripen fighters, which was agreed upon earlier this year.”- 🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy at a press conference following the negotiations with Swedish PM. 

«The future steps regarding the possibility of opening the subject of the Gripen transfer to Ukraine were also discussed.»
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⚡️ Southern Command: Russia disperses ships in fear of Ukrainian strikes.Russia has dispersed its naval forces in the Black Sea between the southeastern coast of Crimea and Novorossiysk in fear of Ukrainian surface drone strikes, Southern Command spokesperson Natalia Humeniuk…

 

️ Southern Command: Russia disperses ships in fear of Ukrainian strikes.

Russia has dispersed its naval forces in the Black Sea between the southeastern coast of Crimea and Novorossiysk in fear of Ukrainian surface drone strikes, Southern Command spokesperson Natalia Humeniuk said on Aug. 18.

📷 Russian Defense Ministry

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#71422
My little brother used to run Seal’s tour so this sorta hits close to home. 

Is he dead? Or a little crazy?
#71423

Seats are filling up fast, get your tickets now!

Conquest of new horizons: Russians will be able to fly to North Korea from VladivostokThe North Korean company Air Koryo published flights to the Russian city on its website. A flight from Pyongyang to Vladivostok will cost $230.

 

#71424
3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Seats are filling up fast, get your tickets now!

Conquest of new horizons: Russians will be able to fly to North Korea from VladivostokThe North Korean company Air Koryo published flights to the Russian city on its website. A flight from Pyongyang to Vladivostok will cost $230.

 

When I think of a summer vacation, you are damn right Pyongyang is on high on the list.  It's there, Gary Indiana, East St Louis, or bust!

#71425
Seats are filling up fast, get your tickets now!
 

A while back I saw an article about guys who went to fly Air Koryo just to log some passenger time in 60s era Soviet air liners that no one else flies. My uncle used to fly for Saudia and said the desert is littered with those things. You couldn’t get me to fly on an Illyushin if you paid me. Much less one maintained by the best and brightest North Korea has to offer.
#71426
5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

When I think of a summer vacation, you are damn right Pyongyang is on high on the list.  It's there, Gary Indiana, East St Louis, or bust!

The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of… North Korea.  

#71427
39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of… North Korea.  

It’s great for stargazing because outside of Pyongyang there’s no light pollution anywhere in the country.

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#71431
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


A while back I saw an article about guys who went to fly Air Koryo just to log some passenger time in 60s era Soviet air liners that no one else flies. My uncle used to fly for Saudia and said the desert is littered with those things. You couldn’t get me to fly on an Illyushin if you paid me. Much less one maintained by the best and brightest North Korea has to offer.

As long as you have a model airplane builder on board, everything will be fine. 

#71432
59 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s great for stargazing because outside of Pyongyang there’s no light pollution anywhere in the country.

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considering our grid conditions, we probably shouldn't make fun of them

#71433
6 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Result of the drone attack on the SIG tanker on 5 August. Demonstrating major damage to the hull. I'm honestly surprised it is still afloat.

 

 

They must have been sailing with all hatches close and dogged, or at least the ones below the waterline.  Better sailors than I would have expected.

#71434
36 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

They must have been sailing with all hatches close and dogged, or at least the ones below the waterline.  Better sailors than I would have expected.

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#71435
Zelenskyy announced plans to produce Swedish IFVs in Ukraine"The main priority is defense cooperation, including powerful Swedish CV-90s," the Ukrainian president said in Stockholm before a meeting with Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson. According to Zelenskyy, the AFU is…
⚡️Volodymyr Zelenskyy arrives for an audience with King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silvia of Sweden."We highly appreciate Sweden's powerful assistance in all possible areas. This is a significant contribution to the struggle of Ukrainians for freedom and a European future", –…

 

#71436
⚡️Ukrainian pilots, engineers and technicians have already begun training on F-16 aircraft in some numbers.This was stated by Ukrainian Defense Minister Oleksii Reznikov.According to him, 11 partner countries have joined the aircraft coalition, with the Netherlands and…

 

#71437
⚡️The base for repairing German Leopard tanks will start operating in Ukraine by the end of August.This was stated by Rheinmetall CEO Armin Papperger in an interview with FAZ.In addition, the German arms company plans to lease a tank factory in Ukraine and set up production…
⚡️About 200 Ukrainian soldiers have almost completed training on M1 Abrams tanks in Germany, – US Army spokesman for Europe Martin O'Donnell.The soldiers will remain at the training ground and maintain their skills until the tanks are ready to be shipped to Ukraine.👉 Follow…

 

#71438

Are they gonna put those kickass American Abrams's to work?  Or just park them on the outskirts of Kiev?  The only reason we gave them was to goad Germany for Leopards.

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#71442
Sofia, aged 6.Killed by a Russian missile in Chernihiv today.Russia must be defeated!

 

#71443
"#China is helping to arm #Russia with helicopters, drones, optical sights and crucial metals used by the defence industry", The Telegraph writes. https://t.co/Nr2odLBlFf

 

#71444
RM-70 Vampir sending greetings to Russian positions.

 

RU telegram right now:"In the Urozhaine area, the situation is a little critical."https://t.co/C6OzrSieBc

 

 

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#71445
Imagine it is a religious holiday, it is sunny, families are outside and suddenly a ballistic missile with warhead of 300-500kg equivalent of TNT strikes in the middle of the city.This is what happened today in Chernihiv. The Taras Shevchenko theater was the target and it is…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

 

Absolutely horrific strike by the Russian invaders in Chernihiv.This Made-in-Russia garbage missile with its low quality aiming system ricocheted on the street and smashed into this building, across the Shevchenko Drama Theatre. You can even see children and presumably the…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

 

 

#71447
M2A2 Bradley IFV in Ukrainian service launching a TOW-2 ATGM.
Ukrainian M2A2 Bradley IFV engaging Russian positions outside of Robotyne with 25mm Bushmaster and 7.62 M240 fire.

 

#71448
Close combat in the Klishchiivka area, as a group of Ukrainian soldiers fight toward a Russian position.

 

 

#71449
1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Imagine it is a religious holiday, it is sunny, families are outside and suddenly a ballistic missile with warhead of 300-500kg equivalent of TNT strikes in the middle of the city.This is what happened today in Chernihiv. The Taras Shevchenko theater was the target and it is…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

 

Absolutely horrific strike by the Russian invaders in Chernihiv.This Made-in-Russia garbage missile with its low quality aiming system ricocheted on the street and smashed into this building, across the Shevchenko Drama Theatre. You can even see children and presumably the…— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

 

 

A Russian missile has struck a theatre in Chernihiv during a gathering of drone designers and volunteers helping the army to acquire and produce drones. Seven killed, 90 wounded, as per UP. Alas, the event was advertised on social media.

 

#71450
49 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Fuck China.

True.  But is there more? Are they aiding Russia because they want Russia to prevail in Ukraine? Or are they aiding Russia because they desire Russia to be as depleted as humanly possible when China decides to take over some of the Russian natural resources in the east - or have Russia so crippled and down on its luck that China can buy oil and precious metals and timber at even more rock-bottom prices. Hence, they want the war to continue.

I guess it could be the ‘enemy of my enemy is my friend’, but I tend to think there is some long -term China plan involved.  And the plan wants as many Russians dead as possible and Russia as broke as possible. Could be wrong.

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