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#73101
56 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Kind of like post ou Mack?

Negged, motherfucker.  Don’t bring me down after that roll tide game.

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#73102
2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:
“North Korea has been supplying Russia with weapons for a month and a half,” Budanov said. According to him, the Russian Federation receives 122-mm and 152-mm projectiles as well as missiles for Grad MLRS. https://t.co/MLBS8oLRmH

 

BREAKING:Romania moves air defense systems to the Ukrainian border in response to Russian suicide drones crashing on RO territory:- Sending troops & EOD teams to the border- Deploying radars, sensors & air defense systems- Patrolling the Danube riverVia @AndreiS49747209

 

 

Got damn, that’s a fucking river boat

#73103
2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I occasionally work with a Romanian crew of carpenters, and these guys are the highest of high end, and if you think the Poles are the only ones with a big ax to grind with Russians, think again.  Some of these guys grew up under Soviet rule and they've told me stories.  While Romania hasn't had the financial success of post Soviet rule that Poland has had, the hatred runs pretty deep, probably on a near equal level.  Perhaps not as uniform as the Polish population, but it's significant.  

It’s kind of amazing to see the long term effects of occupying your neighbor states and exploiting/abusing them like they're far flung territories. Spoiler, they fucking hate you and they harden along your own fucking borders. In hindsight, this was all incredibly predictable… and frankly, avoidable, if Russian leadership was ever capable of giving a single flying fuck about individual people. 

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#73104
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m sure that in years last he was talking about how Israel was going to be driven into the sea multiple times over the last 70 years because her enemies far outnumber her.  A lot of people do not realize that even today, Israel’s population is only around 9 million people, yet they have no problem tangling with countries that are substantially larger in population and land mass. But in his world, Israel couldn’t have won.

And I’m sure he thinks that just one more mobilization after the last 5 mobilizations is all Russia needs to take Kyiv.

On a side note, could you imagine the scraps that Russia will be picking up for their next mobilization?  The guys who either couldn’t afford to flee the country a year ago, or who were deemed unfit for the previous mobilizations.

They’re doubling down on butt fucking themselves for generations. 

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#73105
2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I occasionally work with a Romanian crew of carpenters, and these guys are the highest of high end, and if you think the Poles are the only ones with a big ax to grind with Russians, think again.  Some of these guys grew up under Soviet rule and they've told me stories.  While Romania hasn't had the financial success of post Soviet rule that Poland has had, the hatred runs pretty deep, probably on a near equal level.  Perhaps not as uniform as the Polish population, but it's significant.  

I work with a guy that immigrated here from Romania over 20 years ago. He served in the army when Romania was a Soviet state. He definitely hates the Russians. When shit was going down in Moldova, he told me he and his friends used to like going there to pick up chicks back in the day.

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#73106
❗️ The European Parliament recognized the Belarusian dictator Lukashenka as involved in the war against Ukraine along with Putin, and called on the International Criminal Court to issue a warrant for his arrest.

 

 

#73107
Ukrainian Leopard 2A6 resting in the rear area, Zaporizhia Oblast.

 

A column of Ukrainian Kraken SOF Cobra II IMVs move near the front in the east.

 

 

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#73109

I usually don’t post stupid vatnik shit but this effort framing the Black Sea Fleet HQ and Russia’s only Black Sea dry docks as “soft target” is an all time banger of pure copium. 
 

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#73110
27 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I usually don’t post stupid vatnik shit but this effort framing the Black Sea Fleet HQ and Russia’s only Black Sea dry docks as “soft target” is an all time banger of pure copium. 
 

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Hopefully someone in that thread asked him why such an essential repair facility, occupied by two valuable naval assets, would be a soft target.  Repair facilities are strategic assets that are primary targets.  As such, they should have robust air defences.  He's a moron writing to sway morons.

#73111
4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I occasionally work with a Romanian crew of carpenters, and these guys are the highest of high end, and if you think the Poles are the only ones with a big ax to grind with Russians, think again.  Some of these guys grew up under Soviet rule and they've told me stories.  While Romania hasn't had the financial success of post Soviet rule that Poland has had, the hatred runs pretty deep, probably on a near equal level.  Perhaps not as uniform as the Polish population, but it's significant.  

Were you in Under the Tuscan Sun?

#73112

Why would anyone shoot at a high value target with air defenses when there are high value targets without? Besides, any Russian criticism of target selection is hilarious given how many missiles they’ve sent into actual soft targets like apartments. 

#73114
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Surly: We could have a lot of fun on Lake Travis with that thing.

Take it on the Red River and shoot north.

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#73116
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The crew in that movie was Polish not Romanian

Hence why it took 5 of them to change that lightbulb. 

#73117
4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The crew in that movie was Polish not Romanian

 

Thanks - I just wanted to out the Hallmark Channel viewers.

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#73118

Supposedly hit an air defense system.

Video of a powerful explosion near the Crimean town of YevpatoriaTelegram channels publish video and photos of a large column of smoke from an explosion near Yevpatoria in Crimea, which has been occupied by Russia.The column of smoke is illuminated with a glow, probably from…

 

#73119
Bundestag members Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann (FDP), Anton Hofreiter (Greens) and Andreas Schwarz (SPD) have called for further support for Ukraine in a letter to Chancellor Scholz and Defense Minister Pistorius. They urge to provide Taurus cruise missiles to Ukraine.

 

The 59th mechanized brigade destroyed a Russian BMP-1 with a cope cage with an FPV drone.

 

 

#73120

That air defense system they took out in Yevpatoriya was really big, and was a major part of the defense of Sevastopol.  Russia is going to have to sorty their entire fleet at this point, and getting them out on the open ocean may very well open them up to a lot of Ukrainian attacks.

They are evacuating Kupiansk (near Kharkiv) as the Russians appear to be trying to take it for a second time.  If so, that's good for Ukraine in the south, since those Russian troops will not be able to be moved down to reinforce Crimea.

Putin has accepted Lil Kim's invitation to visit North Korea

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-09-14-23/h_af2fe401610ac4dfbfa504e4ff5f1156

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has accepted an invitation from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to visit the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said Thursday.

“In a one-on-one conversation, Kim Jong Un invited Putin to pay a visit to North Korea, which President Putin accepted with gratitude,” Peskov told reporters during a regular call.

 

#73121

Ukraine hitting Russia where it hurts the most (and targeting their electrical infrastructure)

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-09-14-23/h_c71e310dce6faeac62f2b9ffd1bf09ad

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One civilian has been killed and one has been injured as a result of Ukrainian shelling in Russia's Kursk region, the region's Gov. Roman Starovoit said Thursday. A forklift driver was fatally injured in the village of Tyotkino in the Glushkovsky district near the border with Ukraine, when a distillery in the area came under fire, Starovoit said.

Ukrainian shelling also damaged power lines in another village in the region, he said.

If there was video from the scene, it'd probably be something like this:

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#73122

 

⚡️It's official!!! The Armed Forces of 🇺🇦Ukraine liberated the settlement of Andriivka, Donetsk region - deputy of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine Malyar

 

💥 Media show Russian Triumph system in Crimea, allegedly destroyed in morning https://t.co/Dg4uDcK6wi

 

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#73123

 

FPV drone vs Russian soldiers. Looks like a draw.By the “Wild Unit” of the 82 nd brigade of Ukraine. https://t.co/5qDuFIdnwk

 

⚡️Satellite image of the aftermath of the strike on the Russian S-400 air defense complex near temporarily occupied #Yevpatoria, #Crimea.The image was published by Radio Liberty. It was taken on the morning of September 14.

 

The American-made RQ-20 PUMA reconnaissance UAV of the Ukrainian Armed Forces miraculously survives a Russian air defense missile hit.https://t.co/EGFK4ZBSyd

 

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#73124
12 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Hopefully someone in that thread asked him why such an essential repair facility, occupied by two valuable naval assets, would be a soft target.  Repair facilities are strategic assets that are primary targets.  As such, they should have robust air defences.  He's a moron writing to sway morons.

December 6, 1941:  "Hold on Admiral. Look at that soft target over there in Hawaii.  While it is a shame we can't afford to fire at anything important, maybe there could be value in taking out every capital ship in this ocean."

#73125
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: if Elmo shows up tomorrow, and offers Immamac and crew a billion for Surlyhorns, and Immamac wisely says "throw in $1 million paid to each registered user, and you've got a deal"....I'll beat your ass if you try to talk Immamac out of it.

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#73126
3 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

Thanks - I just wanted to out the Hallmark Channel viewers.

Laugh if you will, but a well-made, and acted, movie about people and their relationships is a nice change from a bunch of men in tights and a cape throwing buildings around or endless car chases and heads exploding.

#73127
12 hours ago, Bevo said:

Were you in Under the Tuscan Sun?

I wish I was.  But I'd probably either have a restraining order against me from Diane Lane, or be married to Diane Lane.  

#73128
23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Laugh if you will, but a well-made, and acted, movie about people and their relationships is a nice change from a bunch of men in tights and a cape throwing buildings around or endless car chases and heads exploding.

Just say "It has Diane Lane" in it. I will always watch a Diane Lane movie over a superhero movie.

#73129
4 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

Thanks - I just wanted to out the Hallmark Channel viewers.

 

31 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Laugh if you will, but a well-made, and acted, movie about people and their relationships is a nice change from a bunch of men in tights and a cape throwing buildings around or endless car chases and heads exploding.

What does a "well-made, and acted movie" have to do with a Hallmark movie?

#73130
She clarified it with an additional post"I am clarifying the information about the liberation of Andriivka. I do not release such information without coordination and approval from the military. Currently, there is a communication failure between several sources of information…

 

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#73131
BREAKING:The Ukrainian Army has destroyed a Russian S-400 air defense system in Yevpatoriya, Crimea worth USD 1.2 billion.First suicide drones hit the radars and then 2 Neptun cruise missiles took care of the rest.

 

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#73132
Some interesting points from the 🇷🇺 telegram channel "Kotus per aquam in ore gladii" about the attack on Sevastopol and how it reflects broader 🇷🇺 issues in waging the war. He brings up an interesting point about how a 🇺🇦 ship captured in 2014 could be used to replace the "Minsk"

Lots of talk about where is air defense, and Ukrainian having methodically taken it out.

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BREAKING:Italy sends F-35 jets to Poland to strengthen NATO’s eastern flank in the face of Russian aggression in the region.Grazie Meloni! Grazie Italia!🇮🇹🇵🇱

 

#73134
Don’t get me wrong, I love Poland for this! But I do comically feel that when I’m old I’ll be explaining to my grandkids, in broken polish, how the Polish Empire of Europe came to be 😅

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#73135
2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Supposedly hit an air defense system.

Video of a powerful explosion near the Crimean town of YevpatoriaTelegram channels publish video and photos of a large column of smoke from an explosion near Yevpatoria in Crimea, which has been occupied by Russia.The column of smoke is illuminated with a glow, probably from…

 

What air defense doing?  Oh, exploding.  I understand now

#73136
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Laugh if you will, but a well-made, and acted, movie about people and their relationships is a nice change from a bunch of men in tights and a cape throwing buildings around or endless car chases and heads exploding.

See, this is why the stripper ditched you - they want hard action and you want to cuddle. Ohh, and

 

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#73137
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Some interesting points from the 🇷🇺 telegram channel "Kotus per aquam in ore gladii" about the attack on Sevastopol and how it reflects broader 🇷🇺 issues in waging the war. He brings up an interesting point about how a 🇺🇦 ship captured in 2014 could be used to replace the "Minsk"

Lots of talk about where is air defense, and Ukrainian having methodically taken it out.

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I don’t think the missile systems were removed to Moscow. I think they were destroyed by the Ukrainians and no one wants to admit it.

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#73138
17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

See, this is why the stripper ditched you - they want hard action and you want to cuddle. Ohh, and

 

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See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark."

You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit.  They kiss, the movie ends.  Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore."  This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own....

We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic.  We would OWN THEM.

#73139

So the Russians reportedly have 57 batteries and 456 launchers of the s400 system deployed in Russia for air defense.  Given the cost of the system, reportedly $500 - $600 million per battery (Ukrainians promoting that it's $1.2 billion), I wonder how many more of these they could afford to deploy to Ukraine.  While in theory, I'm sure they could reposition active air defense in Russia to Ukraine, that would seem to be out of the question as it would leave holes in their air defense.  

This was reportedly the 3rd S400 system destroyed by the Ukrainians, 2 of which were done in fairly rapid succession; today and August 23rd.  At a certain point, the Russian's will either have to stop deploying these out of lack of availability or fear of destruction.  I have no idea what that tipping point is, but this sets up nicely to help the new air power coming on line.  

#73140
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark."

You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit.  They kiss, the movie ends.  Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore."  This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own....

We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic.  We would OWN THEM.

This already exists on Saturdays on the ID network, only it ends with a murder (I think it's actually called ID after dark).  Sometimes the wife and I watch this for laughs, because its sort of like the late night old Cinemax directors all got jobs directing these.  It's over the top and gloriously ridiculous.  You get no titties and badly simulated sex, along with really bad acting, by what appears to be fitness models.  The funniest part is in the end when they show pictures of the actual guilty parties.  

#73141
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Laugh if you will, but a well-made, and acted, movie about people and their relationships is a nice change from a bunch of men in tights and a cape throwing buildings around or endless car chases and heads exploding.

 

33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

See, this is why the stripper ditched you - they want hard action and you want to cuddle. Ohh, and

 

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I mean, if you think about it, his username actually checks out in regards to his post. 

#73142
4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This already exists on Saturdays on the ID network, only it ends with a murder (I think it's actually called ID after dark).  Sometimes the wife and I watch this for laughs, because its sort of like the late night old Cinemax directors all got jobs directing these.  It's over the top and gloriously ridiculous.  You get no titties and badly simulated sex, along with really bad acting, by what appears to be fitness models.  The funniest part is in the end when they show pictures of the actual guilty parties.  

No tiddies?  Even the 80s skinemax had tiddies?!?

One step up and two steps back I suppose.

#73143
7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

You get no titties and badly simulated sex,

So....not what I'm pitching at all.

Women want porn just as much as men do.  They just want it with actual plot, and romance, and all that jazz.  Hallmark movies serve that up on a silver platter - I'm just proposing that we take it over the finish line.

Even my wife will comment/mock the end of a Hallmark movie, where they kiss, and then just stand on the porch looking at the snowfall.  "Bullshit....they'd be inside fucking by now."

 

Oh, and to get this back on topic....I'm confident there is a lot of new Russian "talent" in the West that's ready and available to take on these roles.

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#73144

My kids were in a Hallmark movie filmed in Bastrop. It sucked. But they got to meet Willie and he signed my daughters violin and sang happy birthday to her. 

Again, the movie sucked. 

#73145
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

My kids were in a Hallmark movie filmed in Bastrop. It sucked. But they got to meet Willie and he signed my daughters violin and sang happy birthday to her. 

Again, the movie sucked. 

Looked up the movie.  It starred Connie Britton.  Therefore, by definition, it cannot suck.

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Again, to go back on topic, the West and America will prevail in this war, because we have people like Connie Britton.  10X hotter and classier than anything Russia has to offer.

#73146
See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark."
You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit.  They kiss, the movie ends.  Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore."  This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own....
We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic.  We would OWN THEM.
Cast Lyndsey Lohan and she can write and direct all the nasty scenes from memory of her time with the Saudis.
#73147
2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark."
You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit.  They kiss, the movie ends.  Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore."  This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own....
We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic.  We would OWN THEM.

Cast Lyndsey Lohan and she can write and direct all the nasty scenes from memory of her time with the Saudis.

No scat pron for me, thank you very much.

 

#73150
2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

 

What does a "well-made, and acted movie" have to do with a Hallmark movie?

Shh. We tall good-looking men running artisanal businesses in small towns need Hallmark to keep sending us burnt-out-but-well-heeled professional women to finance our secret meth operations.

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