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#76251
11 minutes ago, Viper said:

This should go over well

This video was posted by an Arab news agency and got over a million views. It says that there are not enough men in Russia due to war and so there are many brides available, it's quite easy to obtain a Russian citizenship and child support and preferences are good.I have a…

 

Please send all Hamas fighters to Russia so they can help.  It will be nice to have everyone in the same place. 

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#76252
46 minutes ago, Viper said:

This should go over well

 

Putin should have videos like this sent out all over the place and make it extremely easy for them to enter Russia, and then when Arabs, Chinese, and whoever else see them and show up, *boom* fresh meat for the grinder.

#76253
1 hour ago, Viper said:

This should go over well

This video was posted by an Arab news agency and got over a million views. It says that there are not enough men in Russia due to war and so there are many brides available, it's quite easy to obtain a Russian citizenship and child support and preferences are good.I have a…

 

 

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The Chinese are basically saying the same thing.

Not enough men in Russia.  Too many men in China.  Hmmmm...

#76254
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Putin should have videos like this sent out all over the place and make it extremely easy for them to enter Russia, and then when Arabs, Chinese, and whoever else see them and show up, *boom* fresh meat for the grinder.

I got the impression that's exactly what this was, but I didn't read the whole thread

#76255
6 hours ago, kevwun said:

I recommend the peregrine falcon.  It has the fastest dive speed.

What about the ground speed of an unladen swallow?

#76256

Peregrine falcons can hit 200 mph in their dives, so both the African and European Swallow have no chance.

#76257
4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Have you seen the movie Railway Man?  Thoroughly enjoyed it, though given your depth of knowledge on the subject matter, it may have been too dramatized. 

 

 

I hadn't seen that, but that looks good.

#76258
Peregrine falcons can hit 200 mph in their dives, so both the African and European Swallow have no chance.

South Austin Mom laughs at these numbers.
#76261

This hits close to home as I am currently dating a Russian who got her masters at UT and is a CPA.

 

 

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#76264
4 minutes ago, MisterP said:

This hits close to home as I am currently dating a Russian who got her masters at UT and is a CPA.

She dresses like a French maid though.

#76267
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Like the House of Pancakes?

her tits are not but her vagina does taste like syrup

#76270

 

This may be a little off topic, but I'm looking for someone to clean my house while my wife is away on vacation.

#76273
Ukrainian crews are intercepting Russian drones’ video feeds and using them to identify Russian drone bases, then relaying the bases’ coordinates to the artillery for precision strikes. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/uI0ScbT5kr

 

The 25th is the second Ukrainian air-assault brigade, after the 82nd, to get 31-ton Marders from German stocks. The heavy Marder is replacing lighter Soviet-style vehicles. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/Kw4nlt1Yf3

^Ukraine got more Marder IFVs

 

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#76274

 

Uneasy situation for occupiers in Krynky. Ukrainian FPVs are everywhere. Full control over the sky.https://t.co/fWxRMRafbm

 

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#76275
#Germany handed over a new aid package to #UkraineIt includes:▪️ four 8x8 HX81 tractors and semi-trailers for them;▪️ two vehicles for border guards;▪️ five drone detection systems;▪️ mobile antenna and mast system;▪️ 3,840 artillery ammunition;▪️ 25 laser rangefinders;…

 

 

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#76276
16 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Ukrainian crews are intercepting Russian drones’ video feeds and using them to identify Russian drone bases, then relaying the bases’ coordinates to the artillery for precision strikes. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/uI0ScbT5kr

So thats a great story....

 

BUT WHY FUCKING TELL US???     No one needs to fucking know that.   keep it secret and fucking wipe them out dont fucking tell anyone

 

Loose Lips and shit

#76277
56 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

So thats a great story....

 

BUT WHY FUCKING TELL US???     No one needs to fucking know that.   keep it secret and fucking wipe them out dont fucking tell anyone

 

Loose Lips and shit

Or it might be a psy ops to fuck with russian drone operators   IDK

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#76278

Russians caught executing pows again:

Russian soldiers shot two unarmed Ukrainian POWs that surrendered near Stepove. The Ukrainian soldiers were reportedly left without ammunition and had to surrender, once the second soldier came out, they decided to shoot them both.Never forget what Ukraine is fighting against.
#76279
On 12/1/2023 at 10:31 AM, BabaYaga said:

Both amazing and terrifying.  This is the future of warfare and it should scare the crap out of everyone.  Imagine swarms of thousands of independent, autonomous drones.  No exposed personnel would be safe.  Countermeasures?  Jamming?  Directed EMP?  

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Think you can hide inside?  Think of the Minority report robots, but packed with an explosive

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i mean... if you make them fast enough and more durable, you don't even need explosives I'd think. Get them to slice into a target and then back to stationary orbit until the next target passes by (or I guess that they are programmed to seek out).

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#76280
👀🔥😎In #CrimeaIsUkraine two nice girls offered the Russian invaders some nice vodka, with arsenic!More than 20 dead invaders!Oh No, anyway 💙💛😁

Undefeated.  

#76281
Two Chinese Desertcross 1000-3 ATV after Ukrainian FPV drone attacks in the forest near Krynky, occupied left bank. More than 2100 of these ATVs are expected to be delivered to Russia by the end of 2024.

 

Poland has already supplied Ukraine with 18 AHS Krab self propelled howitzers. Ukraine also signed a contract with Polish arms industry enterprise Huta Stalowa Wola SA for the production of an additional 56. https://t.co/OZYjiCwrAS

 

 

#76282
Mercenary from Nepal in the Russian army, surrendered into Ukrainian captivity.https://t.co/vSwRtwnoJC

 

Destroyed Russian equipment in Avdiivka, 2 Dec 2023.https://t.co/uOgJxKhBcB

 

 

#76283
Russian infantry are using these structures to advance to try to counter thermal optics and UAV strikes.https://t.co/LwHQyGP1x8

 

Video of a Russian UGV used to transport supplies and evacuate casualties from the front line in the Avdiivka area. The video shows attempted FPV strikes and a Volnorez C-UAS EW jammer. https://t.co/lgSEg9f6mV

 

 

#76284
Donetsk Oblast, Ukrainian soldiers from the Khorne drone group managed to find, repair, and then put into service a 1950s-era GAZ-69 4x4.
#76285
Zaluzhny's removal will likely be a huge blow for Zelenskyy, - NBC"Zaluzhny is the second most popular person in Ukraine, and the presidential team sees him as a potential competitor. And now, it seems, they want to blame Zaluzhny for the problems at the front. However, given…

 

 

#76286
6 hours ago, BamaATL said:
👀🔥😎In #CrimeaIsUkraine two nice girls offered the Russian invaders some nice vodka, with arsenic!More than 20 dead invaders!Oh No, anyway 💙💛😁

Rumor spreadin' 'round
In that Ukraine town
About that shack outside Simferopol
And you know what I'm talkin' about
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that spot within HIMAR range
They got a lot of nice girls…

#76287
1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Poland has already supplied Ukraine with 18 AHS Krab self propelled howitzers. Ukraine also signed a contract with Polish arms industry enterprise Huta Stalowa Wola SA for the production of an additional 56. https://t.co/OZYjiCwrAS

Those 155 mm cluster ammunition shells aren’t going to shoot themselves. 

#76288
US Congress will approve the allocation of an additional $60 billion to Ukraine for the holidays - Speaker of the House of Representatives JohnsonGiven this & the record increase in the Russian defense budget (70% more than 2023), 2024 will be a very fierce year at the front.

^Woot!

#76289
2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:
US Congress will approve the allocation of an additional $60 billion to Ukraine for the holidays - Speaker of the House of Representatives JohnsonGiven this & the record increase in the Russian defense budget (70% more than 2023), 2024 will be a very fierce year at the front.

^Woot!

A 70% increase in defense budget for a country with a small shitty economy (before everybody smart left) is eventually going to leave a mark.  These are not depression era Soviets. You are dealing with pussified westernized Russians who want to go on vacation.    Putin has the lid on the pressure cooker - but that does not mean that the pressure is not increasing - especially as deaths will start to come from Moscow and Saint Petersburg and involve non-Asians.

#76290

Those Chinese ATVs look like glorified golf carts. That’s the last fucking thing i’d want to have in this war. Glad China is wasting resources building them! 

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#76291
19 minutes ago, B00M said:

Those Chinese ATVs look like glorified golf carts. That’s the last fucking thing i’d want to have in this war. Glad China is wasting resources building them! 

Just wait till they get that tunnel and railway fixed.  A hoard of Tactical Chinese golf carts will enter battle. 

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Oh, it looks scary on them though…

#76292
"The Ukrainian Defense Ministry is developing a new long-range modification of the Neptune cruise missile. Active work is also underway to strengthen the air defense system," deputy head of the Ministry of Defense Lieutenant General Ivan Gavrylyuk said. https://t.co/hdyqoJ483G

 

An oil depot in occupied Luhansk was attacked by UFO (Ukrainian flying objects) last night.

 

 

#76293
Unique footage of a Ukrainian helicopter, tanks, and assault infantry operating in the Stepove area of the Avdiivka battle.https://t.co/Cbb4e0UmRd

 

Video of a Ukrainian counter-attack near Avdiivka 2-3 days ago.The soldiers get out of an IFV and immediately start firing on Russian positions

 

 

#76294
The Russian Aerospace Forces will use fifth-generation Su-57 fighters against American F-16s if they appear in Ukraine, writes The National Interest.Until this moment, the occupiers had not used this equipment, although they had repeatedly declared its readiness.
"[ISW] late on Saturday assessed that military operations have slowed down all along the frontline in #Ukraine due to poor weather, with mud bogging down tracked vehicles and making it hard for lighter equipment and infantry to advance." via @AP https://t.co/xvSq9LlU68

 

 

#76295
14 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
The Russian Aerospace Forces will use fifth-generation Su-57 fighters against American F-16s if they appear in Ukraine, writes The National Interest.Until this moment, the occupiers had not used this equipment, although they had repeatedly declared its readiness.

 

 

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Sorry no F16s going up against 5th generation fighters.

#76296
40 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
The Russian Aerospace Forces will use fifth-generation Su-57 fighters against American F-16s if they appear in Ukraine, writes The National Interest.Until this moment, the occupiers had not used this equipment, although they had repeatedly declared its readiness.

https://www.businessinsider.com/fifth-generation-jets-made-ukraine-war-russia-su-57-missing-2023-10

This article says Russia does not employ this airframe because they are afraid of them getting shot down and ruining their stealth reputation.   Nobody wants to buy Russian kit after seeing it suck.   If the new expensive wonder jet is really more like a flying Armata tank, they don’t want the bad press.   

#76297
15 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Just wait till they get that tunnel and railway fixed.  A hoard of Tactical Chinese golf carts will enter battle. 

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Oh, it looks scary on them though…

add 'Tactical Chinese Golf Cart' to the band names list...

#76298
4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

https://www.businessinsider.com/fifth-generation-jets-made-ukraine-war-russia-su-57-missing-2023-10

This article says Russia does not employ this airframe because they are afraid of them getting shot down and ruining their stealth reputation.   Nobody wants to buy Russian kit after seeing it suck.   If the new expensive wonder jet is really more like a flying Armata tank, they don’t want the bad press.   

This.  

#76299

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/04/world/europe/russia-prison-wagner-ukraine.html
 

Cool long article on prison recruitment.  Wagner says one in five die.  NYT reviewed batch was one in four.  Serious wounds for half the remaining.  Prisons are so bad there and you’re such a social outcast that your time in prison kills your family too so lots of motivation to sign up.  Some sign up with as little as 3 months to go on prison term.  One in three that sign up are in for murder, 30 times higher than the prison population percentage.  
 

recruitment going on at immigration locales and visitors to districts to keep from touching upper class people.  
 

wagner honoring the 6 month deal and people that survive are pardoned and back in their villages.  Already a 8% recidivism rate on those folks.   
 

 

#76300
8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/04/world/europe/russia-prison-wagner-ukraine.html
 

Cool long article on prison recruitment.  Wagner says one in five die.  NYT reviewed batch was one in four.  Serious wounds for half the remaining.  Prisons are so bad there and you’re such a social outcast that your time in prison kills your family too so lots of motivation to sign up.  Some sign up with as little as 3 months to go on prison term.  One in three that sign up are in for murder, 30 times higher than the prison population percentage.  
 

recruitment going on at immigration locales and visitors to districts to keep from touching upper class people.  
 

wagner honoring the 6 month deal and people that survive are pardoned and back in their villages.  Already a 8% recidivism rate on those folks.   
 

 

It’s like they were thinking, “What can we do with these homicidal nut jobs when we put them back on the street to make it even worse?”  

Oh yeah, let’s give them PTS and let them practice killing people again and then send them home…

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