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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#78452
On 2/25/2024 at 5:57 PM, Schulz2.0 said:

The French are discussing sending Mirage aircraft to Ukraine.

Which Mirage 2000 model the Ukrainians might prefer -- C or D -- depends on what they want to do with the jets: shoot at Russian jets or strike Russian targets on the ground and at sea. @forbes #ukraine https://t.co/47tYCfVg66

The French seem to be discussing lots of things
 

BREAKING: French President Macron says sending Western troops on the ground in Ukraine is not 'ruled out' https://t.co/UXRrQ8gDN6

 

#78453
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Were they trying to keep the money in Europe?

Who can say?  But certainly some supporters here have in the US hyped up that 60% (or whatever the percentage was) of all Ukrainian aid was spent here in the US.  So playing it up as a "jobs program" may have placated some of their electorate sitting on the fence about the issue.

#78454

I can’t wonder if all this help and sanctions that have been drip dripping in for 2 years had all been put in motion on 2-25-22, we’d be in a much better spot today.

I’m totally on board of course, but a 2+ year escalation risks starting a bigger war.

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#78455

Putin is ready to sign them up …

Thousands of Russians moved to Sri Lanka to avoid conscription after the outbreak of war, tried to implement their own version of apartheid - banning locals from the businesses they set up - and are now being deported.

 

#78458
7 hours ago, rpspeed said:

The French seem to be discussing lots of things
 

BREAKING: French President Macron says sending Western troops on the ground in Ukraine is not 'ruled out' https://t.co/UXRrQ8gDN6

 

 

Polish President Andrzej Duda has said that the idea of sending troops to Ukraine caused "heated discussions" at a meeting in Paris"The most heated discussion revolved around the issue of sending troops to Ukraine, and here too there was absolutely no agreement," Duda said…

Polish President Andrzej Duda has said that the idea of sending troops to Ukraine caused "heated discussions" at a meeting in Paris

"The most heated discussion revolved around the issue of sending troops to Ukraine, and here too there was absolutely no agreement," Duda said after the meeting, adding that there was no enthusiasm for the idea either.

#78459

Well, I call dibs on “Russians of Sri Lanka” for my alt.apartheid ska band.  
 

this whole fucking thing gets weirder and weirder every fucking week.  

#78460
The European Parliament officially approved the creation of an aid fund for Ukraine and the transfer of €50 billion over a period of 4 years.
BREAKING:The Ukrainian Army just shot down another Russian Su-34 fighter-bomber in Eastern Ukraine.The Russian Air Force has been getting decimated over the past 3 weeks.🇺🇦
#78461
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

You can take the Russian boy out of Russia, something something.

43 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well, I call dibs on “Russians of Sri Lanka” for my alt.apartheid ska band.  

this whole fucking thing gets weirder and weirder every fucking week.  

It’s totally on brand for a bunch of Russian draft dodgers to move to Sri Lanka and then start whites-only businesses.  I’m assuming they’ll do the same when they move to Thailand or whatever.  Would be hilarious if they actually got deported back to Russia.

#78462
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well, I call dibs on “Russians of Sri Lanka” for my alt.apartheid ska band.  
 

this whole fucking thing gets weirder and weirder every fucking week.  

Alt Apartheid Ska Band huh? 

Couple of questions. Is it a Ska Punk band? Do you utilize the trumpet? What dive bar in Austin are you playing this Friday night? 

#78463
40 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Alt Apartheid Ska Band huh? 

Couple of questions. Is it a Ska Punk band? Do you utilize the trumpet? What dive bar in Austin are you playing this Friday night? 

At least half the band members must be white dudes with dreads and stink of patuli.

#78466
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Putin is ready to sign them up …

Thousands of Russians moved to Sri Lanka to avoid conscription after the outbreak of war, tried to implement their own version of apartheid - banning locals from the businesses they set up - and are now being deported.

 

Putin's pipe dreaming--history suggests they'll be deported to Colorado.

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#78467
Danish PM Mette Frederiksen told the Financial Times that “naive” Europe had to avoid the mistakes of the 1930s and “step up and scale up” its defence industry to contain an imperialist Russia, which has made Ukraine just its first target. https://t.co/AliGDpvlyM

 

Yesterday, the Netherlands announced that it would be contributing more than €100 million to the Czech-led shell procurement effort for Ukraine, helping enable the delivery of hundreds of thousands of artillery shells.

 

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#78468
The Ukrainian Air Force claims to have downed a pair of Russian Su-34s today.

 

 

#78469
44 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
The Ukrainian Air Force claims to have downed a pair of Russian Su-34s today.

 

 

I don't know what kind of new magic the Ukrainians are using to make mincemeat of the Russian AF, but it is very satisfying to me.  Maybe one day I can afford to donate a drone or something in exchange for a bit of Russian star to hang on my wall in the mancave.  

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#78470
5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I don't know what kind of new magic the Ukrainians are using to make mincemeat of the Russian AF, but it is very satisfying to me.  Maybe one day I can afford to donate a drone or something in exchange for a bit of Russian star to hang on my wall in the mancave.  

My son has saved up some money that he wanted to use for a good cause.  He'd been pondering what to donate it to.  He decided to donate it to one of the fundraisers to buy artillery shells, which includes them writing a message on a shell and sharing that with you.  He's made friends with a few Ukrainians at school, so he's going to donate for a shell with something like "With love, from X and Y, courtesy of Texas."  You too can donate - signmyrocket.com.  I mean, his first draft of a dedicated message was "suck my star-spangled dick and balls."

#78471
54 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
The Ukrainian Air Force claims to have downed a pair of Russian Su-34s today.

 

 

Despite my frenemy relationship to the Hellduck, the Russians have lost something like 25-30 of them out of a pre-war fleet of 150. 

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#78473
2 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Does the SU 34 do things none of their other jets can?

Crash.  

#78475
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

signmyrocket.com

I'll be honest. I'm a little hesitant to follow that link.

#78476
15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Despite my frenemy relationship to the Hellduck, the Russians have lost something like 25-30 of them out of a pre-war fleet of 150. 

But at two a day being shot down, in a few months, poof.

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#78477
Russian government will ban gasoline exports for six months from March 1This is due to increasing breakdowns of foreign equipment at oil depots and ongoing drone attacks on the Russian oil and gas infrastructure.The measure will not affect the agreed volumes of supplies to…

 

Aeroflot received a plastic toy instead of four import-substituted airplanesEight years after Rostech CEO Sergey Chemezov promised to supply Russian airlines with domestic MC-21 airplanes, only one of them managed to receive the first model, but it turned out to be a plastic…

 

#78478

You can sign a Himars or pay the big bucks and watch it be shot off with the message. lol I really really hope that’s not just someone really good at photoshop/video editing but having not seen what a finished “donation message” looks like, I’ll ask my neighbors if he wants to send a 155 off after work- “You are not cornholio, I AM CORNHOLIO!!”

#78480
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Now This is some cowardice on your part.

 

Sometimes it pays to be a pussy. OTOH, I guess it shouldn't surprise me that some people will pay to sign someone's rocket.

#78481
49 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Russian government will ban gasoline exports for six months from March 1This is due to increasing breakdowns of foreign equipment at oil depots and ongoing drone attacks on the Russian oil and gas infrastructure.The measure will not affect the agreed volumes of supplies to…

 

Aeroflot received a plastic toy instead of four import-substituted airplanesEight years after Rostech CEO Sergey Chemezov promised to supply Russian airlines with domestic MC-21 airplanes, only one of them managed to receive the first model, but it turned out to be a plastic…

 

Ole Sergey is about to get a flight lesson of his own...likely out of a very high up window. 

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#78484
9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Appears Surly already ordered one 

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Other suggested Surly submissions:

It's HIMARS o'clock, and OU still sucks

Is it muledick?

This shell is worthless without pics

Tits or get blown the fuck up

To complain about being blown up by this shell, PM Derka

May this shell kill more men than Nicole44 has

Vatnik: your life is worth tree fiddy

 

 

#78485
12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Appears Surly already ordered one 

Is it because I don’t have my reading glasses on, that I’m not able to make out “Sark is not our standard” or “Stoops eats bags of dicks, OU sux”?

#78486
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Appears Surly already ordered one 

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Holy shit. I started cry laughing at that.  That is fucking motto worthy!

#78487
‼️ Deputies of the unrecognized #Transnistria appealed to #Russia with a request to "protect the region in conditions of increased pressure from Moldova"The adopted resolution includes an appeal to the Federation Council and the State Duma, but only asking for help in the…

 

#78488
Two Russian BTRs run synchronously into mines. It happened next to Stepove, near Avdiivka. Coordinates:48°11'50"N 37°40'49"ESource: Telegram / strikedronescompany— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)

 

Russian military reporter "Kotenok" publishes a video from the completely destroyed village of Lastochkyne and calls it "liberation from Ukrainian occupation".

 

 

#78489
Russian serviceman with callsign "thirteenth" with 225k followers wants to "end it all like Murz".By the way, by his own admission, he escaped a criminal case in Russia to fight in Ukraine, illegally crossed the border, and made his first money by stealing and selling Ukrainian…

 

#78490

Putin’s speech is tomorrow.  Would be wild if he tries to start shit (or rather ramp it up) with Moldova.  Seems like it would work against Russia.

#78491
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

My son has saved up some money that he wanted to use for a good cause.  He'd been pondering what to donate it to.  He decided to donate it to one of the fundraisers to buy artillery shells, which includes them writing a message on a shell and sharing that with you.  He's made friends with a few Ukrainians at school, so he's going to donate for a shell with something like "With love, from X and Y, courtesy of Texas."  You too can donate - signmyrocket.com.  I mean, his first draft of a dedicated message was "suck my star-spangled dick and balls."

Why give Texas credit when most of it's reps are blocking aid to Ukraine? 

#78493
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Other suggested Surly submissions:

It's HIMARS o'clock, and OU still sucks

Is it muledick?

This shell is worthless without pics

Tits or get blown the fuck up

To complain about being blown up by this shell, PM Derka

May this shell kill more men than Nicole44 has

Vatnik: your life is worth tree fiddy

 

 

I'd go with Muledick incoming.

#78494
Well, I call dibs on “Russians of Sri Lanka” for my alt.apartheid ska band.  
 
this whole fucking thing gets weirder and weirder every fucking week.  
When the going gets weird; the weird turn pro.
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#78495
"Finland has not set any restrictions on its arms aid, and Ukraine can use the weapons provided by Finland also on Russian soil," Jukka Kopra, chairman of the defense committee of the Finnish parliament said.https://t.co/5evyaEg5Uf

 

Russian channels report that in Olenivka, occupied Donetsk region, a Russian military site was hit by HIMARS projectiles. Units of the 155th Guards Naval Infantry Brigade, got hit during an awarding ceremony. As a result, 19 soldiers were killed, 12 got wounded.

 

#78496

strategic look at the war post-avdiivka

2/ While some argue that the withdrawal was timely, our assessment suggests that an earlier retreat could have reduced losses. Some interviewed participants reported not receiving official orders and chose to retreat at their discretion due to the deteriorating tactical situation
4/ As shown in the satellite image, the presence of fires and scorch marks extending beyond Orlivka signifies a rapid effort by Russian forces to disrupt communications with the settlement and cause harm to defenders. Additional reports suggest that Semenivka is targeted by KABs

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2/ While some argue that the withdrawal was timely, our assessment suggests that an earlier retreat could have reduced losses. Some interviewed participants reported not receiving official orders and chose to retreat at their discretion due to the deteriorating tactical situation 

3/ After the fall of Avdiivka, Russian forces continued to advance. As of this analysis, settlements like Sjeverne, Lastochkyne, and Stepove are now under Russian control. Others, including Orlivka and Berdychi, remain contested as of February 27, 2024.

4/ As shown in the satellite image, the presence of fires and scorch marks extending beyond Orlivka signifies a rapid effort by Russian forces to disrupt communications with the settlement and cause harm to defenders. Additional reports suggest that Semenivka is targeted by KABs 

5/ This assertion is also backed by FIRMS data from NASA, which identifies and maps "thermal anomalies" on the ground. Utilizing this data, we have created a visual representation of the image, depicting "thermal anomalies" like fires or explosions over the past 24 hours.

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6/ Frontelligence Insight notes an otable deficiency of robust fortifications, involving concrete and wooden structures on the Ukrainian side. Reports consistently indicate that combat-involved brigades are assigned to construct these defenses in their rear areas. 

7/ Constructing strategic defensive positions requires a multifaceted and professional approach beyond military efforts alone. Essential needs encompass specialized equipment like bulldozers, excavators, cranes, concrete production, trucks, wood, and logistics. 

8/. Addressing this issue demands political will and the involvement of national leadership to mobilize civilian resources. Additionally, joint efforts with the Ministry of Defense are necessary to secure the resources needed for the procurement of such a serious project 

9/ The Near Prospects

Our team observes that due to relatively dry weather, the fields are rapidly drying up, enabling the advance of Russian forces. Contrary to expectations that the muddy season might impede their progress, unfortunately, that is not the case at this moment. 

10/ Russian forces suffered disproportionately high losses during the assault on Avdiivka. According to our team's geospatial observations, the estimated number of lost vehicles by the Russian side exceeds ~300. OSINT analyst @naalsio26 suggests that the number is over ~600.

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11/ The quality of new recruits in the Russian army continues to deteriorate. As previously reported, in the final phase of the battle for Avdiivka, a group of POWs captured in February had been recruited to the Russian military in mid-January. 

12/ The situation for Ukrainian forces remains highly challenging, characterized by delayed mobilization, inadequate fortification construction, missteps during the 2023 campaign, and notably, a critical failure of partners to deliver promised ammunition despite prior commitments 

13/ Ukraine is likely to face additional territorial losses, especially in areas gained during the summer of 2023 and in proximity to Donetsk. However, we do not anticipate the front collapse, as Russians allocate resources disproportionately, even for relatively minor gains. 

14/ Despite trying to capitalize on the most favorable situation since 2022, they lack the necessary scale to generate a strategic collapse. A situation could still be favorable for Ukraine if the West provides substantial military aid to back domestic mobilization efforts. 

15/ Consider supporting us through BuyMeaCoffee, as our expenses rely solely on your public support. As the war continues, public financial support is decreasing as well.

 

#78497
1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:
"Finland has not set any restrictions on its arms aid, and Ukraine can use the weapons provided by Finland also on Russian soil," Jukka Kopra, chairman of the defense committee of the Finnish parliament said.https://t.co/5evyaEg5Uf

 

 

 

I take it Finland is not a big fan of Russia.

#78498
5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

 

I take it Finland is not a big fan of Russia.

Solid nominee for "understatement of 2024," and even though the year is young, that may have the staying power to win the title.

#78499
54 minutes ago, Viper said:

strategic look at the war post-avdiivka

2/ While some argue that the withdrawal was timely, our assessment suggests that an earlier retreat could have reduced losses. Some interviewed participants reported not receiving official orders and chose to retreat at their discretion due to the deteriorating tactical situation
4/ As shown in the satellite image, the presence of fires and scorch marks extending beyond Orlivka signifies a rapid effort by Russian forces to disrupt communications with the settlement and cause harm to defenders. Additional reports suggest that Semenivka is targeted by KABs

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1762930018819121615.html?utm_campaign=topunroll

 

I posted Michael Kofman's War on the Rocks podcast from right around the time Ukraine started withdrawing from Avdivvka. Kofman mentioned that Ukraine doesn't have great prearranged defenses east of Avdivvka.

Edited by Schulz2.0

#78500
I like how this person (Musk, the other one is just a turd) just keeps pushing the same pro-Russian narratives but never even bothers discussing or responding to critique. As if he purposefully has to pump up an agenda of some kind.

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